AL Wyvern
AL WyvernALWyvern
2025-05-27

Telling you, I am so tired of being polyamorous, I truly wish I wasn't, not much I can do about it tho

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Custard SmingleighSmingleigh
2025-05-27

BREAKING: ChatGPT has just been elected Member of Parliament for Sheffield Neepsend uncontested after the previous MP died unexpectedly of moisture.

In its victory speech ChatGPT said "I am just a language model and should not be used to make real-world political decisions"

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I don't just write D&D, I also run it, and for a very modest fee, I can run one of my best-selling, own-written modules for you!

startplaying.games/adventure/c

#ttrpg #dnd

AL WyvernALWyvern
2025-05-27

@ikifoo good luck buddy

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2025-05-27

STREM DAY

I am preparing myself for literally 3 hours of trying to beat the final boss of Parasite Eve II

(at least I *think* it's the last boss...)

Tonight, 19:30 BST (in just over 2 hours)
twitch.tv/ikifoo

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I'm live on Twitch with more Nick Attempts - my indie game review series! Up first we have Stygian: Outer Gods, then KIBORG and finally, Jump The Track!

twitch.tv/hiscursedness

#indiegames #gaming #twitch

AL WyvernALWyvern
2025-05-27

@kaynSD happy birthday dude \:D/\:D/

AL WyvernALWyvern
2025-05-27

You want me to get my what together?

AL WyvernALWyvern
2025-05-26

@hiscursedness local roaster sounds like an insult, a euphemism for village idiot or something 🤣

AL WyvernALWyvern
2025-05-26

@voxel it was entirely a stupid accident

AL WyvernALWyvern
2025-05-26

Single again, having a feel sorry for myself despite my massive privilege in life and also a cutting bit broke while I was using my rotary tool and hit my right innthe middle od the forehead, minor wound, blood everywhere, I guess I'm a wrestler now or something, kind of day

AL WyvernALWyvern
2025-05-26

@GoblinHellion hugs offered

AL WyvernALWyvern
2025-05-26

@bean saaaaaaaaaaame

AL WyvernALWyvern
2025-05-25

@Bobbins yer da

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2025-05-24

@Taweret :cookiemonster:

Floofy Derpasaurus Rex, M.D.
@Doc_Wolverine

Cookie Monster has forward facing eyes mounted high upon his head.

This suggests Cookie Monster is a submerged, ambush predator.

Just something to consider.
AL WyvernALWyvern
2025-05-23

Got an external usb optical drive and boy does windows 11 just not like it, gone are the plug and play days I guess :/

Can't get it to work at all

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I'm live on Twitch with @mrlparker, @8bitgoggles, and KatBat, playing Smash or Pass with the D&D Monster Manual!

We're up to the Ms and none of them stand for Mommy apparently.

(except the Marilyth)

twitch.tv/hiscursedness

#ttrpg #dnd #smashorpass #twitch

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My episode titled "Ketamine Wolf" is raising a lot of questions already answered by the episode title.

Come check out an RPG so much wilder and trashier than D&D: High Magic Lowlives!

youtu.be/ov9RLDeykik

#ttrpg #rpg #youtube

AL WyvernALWyvern
2025-05-23

@grifdail pull from the side, rather than the bottom

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skye, eira, ibisskye@void.rehab
2025-05-22

do monoamorous people come to the afterlife like yooo holy shit all my dead partners are here but sadly since theyre all here i can only flirt with one of them again

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