49 years old, Sun & Moon in Cancer with Gemini Rising, INFJ.
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2025-05-05

I’ve noticed that there’s a social pressure within for me personally. If a post has more than ten replies, I’m likely going to avoid engagement. It’s an odd feeling. Like replying would be somehow inappropriate. The higher the number of replies, the stronger the feeling. Around 20 replies, it might as well be a billboard you pass at speed. Huh, that probably was something interesting, but there’s too many people attached to it. Hahahaah. It’s too peopley. Human heebie-jeebies. LOL.

2025-05-05

Super important to get a feel for the pulse on a topic, to know that the consensus would have people turning on you like Frankensteins monster, wild eyed, pitchforks ready. LOL. So we will be adjusting the topics of conversation to not stray into this rather amusing witch-hunt, when you shift your shirt to slip your pentagram on a chain under your clothes and brightly smile. I see this would be massively unpopular, we’ll just slip on by… the story of my life.

2025-05-05

As always, thanks go to @Taweret for hosting and playing along!

2025-05-05

Plex needed to be updated, then my Wifi needed to be reset, so it's times like these that I sort of just want to put a movie on a memory stick and see if the stupid TV can just play it locally. Godforsaken technology, getting in the way of my trashy movies! LOL!

2025-05-05

Gonna require a lot of explanation about all the damage and the sixteen pounds of dead moths under the bug-lite.

2025-05-05

Happily ever after!

2025-05-05

Oh Glenn! Give me your hand! I want to nibble on it! I need a bed of timothy grass, and a small plastic habitrail...

2025-05-05

Definitely way too much pm2.5 for my taste! But yay, sunrise, kinda screwed up the house, and lost best friend and sister in the walls, but hey, you win some, you lose some.

2025-05-05

That was significantly more exothermic than I was expecting.

2025-05-05

They're going to need a significant amount of clean fill to plug that hole in the floor. I mean, trucks and trucks worth.

2025-05-05

Those stairs are no longer load bearing structures child. But, go for it anyways.

2025-05-05

Technically that big demon likely started several GenX kids into teratophilia. Hey big boy, gonna enslave this world? Maybe you want a little lovin' feelin' first? ;)

2025-05-05

All of that was written on the walls in blood. Didn't want to admit that they were being literal though, but props to them, for eyeball in hand installation without an OR theater or scalpels, or slimy eyeball bits.

2025-05-05

Pint sized demons are adorable though. They always find the time for a little micro-rave. Look at 'em dance dance daaaaance!

2025-05-05

Yup, my homeowner nerves were correct, those stairs were made of balsa wood. Flimsy!

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2025-05-05

So, this film will be solved by....

#monsterdon #theGate1987

2025-05-05

The little booger goblins had a very quick rave, and then ran away. Only to reform as the workman in the walls. Pulled deep into the closet, which I fully endorse as a method of sacrifice. Sacrifice that closet!

2025-05-05

"Here's Tiiiiny Johnny!"

2025-05-05

This house was built in the 80's, there isn't a square in the joint, so the front door can't latch properly, so it flaps open and closed all by itself. Must make ADT's day...

2025-05-05

Just pulled a blair witch, "I threw that map away, we couldn't use it, so what was the point of having it?"

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