@Dex That's bad.

@Krazinsky That will be a glorious day.

The world will be free, one day.

dang, the timer's already hit my birthday huh ;////;

RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:laj5amfs6thxmv4kw5ui5dyk/post/3m6ksnlrllk2f

RE: https://stefanbohacek.online/@stefan/115584352297149608

Update:

Adopt the Juicero or be left behind. A vital shift is underway in juicing. The Juicero is no longer optional. It's tomorrow's future, today. 40% of jobs are impacted by the Juicero. The Juicero isn't the future, it's a present necessity. Nobody hand-juices anymore. To hand-juice is like an impairment. Everyone must now focus on the delegation and the verification of a juice. We become less juice producers and more juice enablers. Adopt the Juicero or be left behind. We are burning every forest and poisoning every river to produce more Juiceros. You will become obsolete if you don't get on the Juicero bandwagon. Students must not be taught how to hand-juice. 80% of jobs will be lost to the Juicero. Students must be taught to exclusively focus on how to collaborate with the Juicero. Education must focus on orchestrating agentic Juicero systems. The Juicero is inevitable. Adopt the Juicero or be left behind. Adapt or risk becoming obsolete. As the Juicero rapidly advances toward automating up to 90% of juicing, the skills that will matter most include juice design, Juicero fluency, juice delegation, and juice quality assurance. 110% of jobs have been replaced by the Juicero.

What if we tried to convince Republicans that canola oil (rapeseed oil), a "seed oil", is part of rape culture (because of the name) and is therefore unwoke?

A furry with a quadrupedal lower body who pulls a food cart around. Call that a resTAURant.

Fun fact! #Primarina doesn't have a tail and its butt isn't where you think it is!
#Pokémon #Pokemon #PKMN #PocketMonsters

Echoing Janus: DON'T SIT THIS ONE OUT, DON'T ASSUME ZOHRAN'S GOT IT IN THE BAG, GO OUT AND VOTE AND GET YOUR STICKER

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@roxy You have to build a car?

New LEGO set just dropped

@Loosf Printed paw.

@errant @lalonsander It sure seems to. Humans are in fact the best runners in the animal kingdom.

🏴‍☠️

So I hear the new Pokémon is garbage.

@Talen_Lee Every single pope? There have been a lot of them, 488 by my count.