everyone wants to talk about “boundaries” until you set one

TO WHAT END SIR

the only thing standing between me and complete success is every single choice I have ever made

Sauron wasn't expecting the one ring's will to dominate drama

Nothing make dudes on the internet more insane with rage than Women Liking Stuff

we're in a "golden age of innovation" but i still cant get my bluetooth headphones to connect without performing a ancient summoning ritual. explain that monsieur elon

just found out my enemies are also eating food and drinking water to survive. feeling betrayed by the whole system right now

@spacehobo BARTHELONA

dear amazon, James Bond without guns is just a British man in a suit who enjoys travel. I believe thats called "having a passport"

my uncle gary has been burping since 1987 and we dont call scientists about it SNOWFLAKES

AI finds you a job > AI applies for you > AI sorts your application > AI hires you > AI does your work for you > AI evaluates your work > AI automates your work > AI fires you >

sorry but if google wants me to verify im not a robot by clicking on pictures of fire hydrants then they need to PROVE to ME that THEY arent a robot first. im not falling for this again

if i see one more fitness girl call a single egg white a “yummy treat” im going to walk into the ocean. this is my final warning

Things that would probably stress me out:

Tracking my YouTube views

Things I don't bother doing:

Tracking my YouTube views

@Montaagge WE HAVEN'T BEEN ROBBED

"AI is stealing everyones work" ok then why hasnt it stolen MINE. why am i not good enough to plagiarize. this is somehow worse than just being plagiarized

@Daojoan It's always easy to predict calamity. If you're wrong you can always say aren't you glad I was wrong. If you're right you get to say I told you so.

RE: https://mastodon.social/@Daojoan/115336556508078533

So true! And I say that as someone who used to be very cynical myself.

Now I try to be the one who propose solutions. And now I see the effect the cynics have on me. It's heavy! 🙁

Cynicism is the only worldview that guarantees you’ll never be wrong -
because you’ll never risk being right.

The cynic always wins the argument.

And loses everything else.

https://www.joanwestenberg.com/p/why-cynicism-is-just-moral-cowardice