Hoping this is real. #politics

"We are so glad to have found you," the aliens said. "So many of our old friends are gone."

"We're so sorry to hear that," the human said. "What happened to them?"

"Oh, just the expansion of the universe. They were closer a few billion years ago. We write, but it's not the same."

#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

Had a cool encounter with this slimy character. #snail #forest

Went out to the forest to look for #mushrooms. Found this handsome fella instead. I love forests.

Happy #caturday to those that celebrate (repost from a friend's IG)

Nothing beats flowers. #Aland #poppy

This timelapse of a fungus kept by leafcutter ants is remarkable. Thousands of ants monitoring humidity, the nutrition needs of the fungus, removing unwanted growths, keeping their brood and harvesting food. Inside: the queen. Totally inclosed in a living home. The walls are food, a place for her eggs, they slowly renew, tended by her daughters.

As every living organism maintains itself, but on a strange macro-scale. These are your cells shedding and being replaced.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3AZffDtOlw

Nu har jag fått Majora's Mask att boota på min Steam Deck. Helt galet att kunna köra spelet utan emulator.

Dear Autocorrect,

My name is Alice, not Alive or Slice.

Thanks in advance,
Slice

I am going to die on this hill because it is very steep and I am incredibly out of shape.

@jencmars that's amazing!

The first of a bajillion cicada photos.

#insects #cicadas #Brood13 #MacroPhotography

Anyway, this was my pinned and probably closest-to-viral tweet back in the day, so it might tell you what you need to know.

Leia exhausted from keeping me company as I lie, sick as a dog, on the sofa. Having a nice ray of sun on her did not help her stay awake. #Caturday #catsofmastodon #leiathecat

Sleeping in the rays of the sun is exhausting. #leia #leiathecat #caturday #catsofmastodon

#AltText #Art #NaturePhotography #birds

@pkw @Toxic_Flange edit, three mins max.

@pkw @Toxic_Flange Yeah, let's do this morning's standup meeting, but with angry bears. Will take max 10 mins and help us get our priorities straight.

@Toxic_Flange I should plan more fistfights at work.