I like to imagine the HBO executives listening to Nathan Fielder’s pitches. What kinds of faces do they make.

The year is 2053, Ernest Cline's body has been dead for 13 years but his mind is stored within the CLINETOMB at the top of Mount Everest. You have 2 days stop the release of Ready Player 19 or the resistance will nuke Tibet.

Lying down in the road, mouth open wide, waiting for ball mode sonic to ram through my mouth and lodge in my throat, choking me.

I don't remember all the time to die." —James Bond, Predator (1987)

@stevenbodzin maybe it was the other way around. A poison that suddenly stopped working.

The first person to boil water must have lost their fucking mind.

I like those old 70s/80s keyboards with weird keys like "SUPER" or "ATTEND" or "JIM" on them. We need more weird keys again.

*fat guy in a little coat voice*

Mad guy makes a little post.

The exact opposite of a universal rule

[image] Dianne Feinstein holding on for dear life as the apple spins out of control.

"In fact," she added, "I didn't want to come out."

Yeah no shit, that sounds fuckin awesome.

Permanent goblin mode yes please

@whiskeysailor there’s simply no way to overcome this

Check mate

Good & Plentys underrated

The truth will always prevail! Lock him up!

*Donald Trump wall clips out of rikers island and flies away like Neo*

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@InternetEh imagine sitting on a bench with no phone

Rockos modern life should have anticipated chatgpt.