"Now I know what a tv dinner feels like"

The ritual begins

IT'S NEARLY THAT TIME AGAIN

Merry Xmas!
Obvious AI is obvious - I'd never be able to get the cats to sit still long enough!

🧙💫💨

Just text.

I'm on the server floor of a "highly secure data center with 24/7/365 surveillance, direct access control and robust perimeter security".

An actual duck just walked by. 🦆

The panic is absolutely glorious. I think this just became one of the highlights of my life.