@SecurityWriter

@fixatedpersonsunit Seems like there is only a dick in it.

Look. To be honest. I really didn’t see my future as a member of dads army oz edition.

TEETH

MOAR TEETH

@petergleick @kcarruthers

Mike Pence’s presidential announcement got 5 retweets.

Can this picture of my dog’s butt beat that?

Computers used to scream out in pain when we connected them to the Internet.

This was a clue and we just didn't listen.