Leo'Jet Ski Fuel'nardo

"Imagine Nancy Drew with a thermonuclear capacity and you've pretty much got the idea."

Stream of consciousness Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle thoughts. Other unsolicited ravings provided free of charge.

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2025-10-11

RIP. Every time me and my mum managed a trip to New York we'd see if we could get a self catering place, and Zabar's has always been at the top of the list for groceries.
nytimes.com/2025/10/07/dining/

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2025-10-10

Poverty isn't just having no money at the end of the week.

It's a daily struggle, jumping through hoops to get support.

@ScottishGreens fight for universal services, like subsidised travel & better childcare, that make a fairer system for everyone. #ChallengePovertyWeek

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2025-10-10

Today I learned that there are only three English cities with an electrical consumption greater than 200 megawatts: London, Manchester and Birmingham. By comparison, the people who want to build AI data centres here, which nobody asked for, want a supply of up to 1 gigawatt (1,000 megawatts) for each one. That’s how skewed this whole nonsense is.

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2025-10-10

I take a look at #Paris's super-mΓ©tro, which alone will carry 3 million passengers a day, in this HIGH SPEED dispatch:

highspeed.blog/the-new-french-

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2025-10-10

There's a revolution brewing in the world of transportation.

The trains are already being tested, and some stations are open.

The Grand #Paris Express is next-level stuff...

🧡

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2025-10-10

1022 #ClimateSolutions #BaseLoad #NotNeededNoMore

This may a complicated and technical video on #ElectricEnergy .
But please try to follow.

"The End of Baseload: How Renewables Are Killing Coal & Nuclear” [11:14 min]
by The Electric Viking

youtube.com/watch?v=OCvdC_LZBUU

Quote by TEV:
β€œOct 7, 2025
The rise of renewable energy is dismantling the old idea of β€œbaseload” power. As solar, wind, and battery storage dominate grids, coal and nuclear plants β€” once the backbone of constant supply β€” are becoming obsolete. A flexible, cleaner, and smarter energy era is rapidly replacing the 20th-century power model."

#TakeCareForLife #TakeCareForEarth
#StopBurningThings #StopEcoside #StopThePlunder
#EducateYourself on #ClimateBreakDown

Leo'Jet Ski Fuel'nardoLeoJetSkiFuelnardo
2025-10-10

@Euan Love 2K3's look and vibes and all, but the problem is he's too much of an Event. You can't tell a casual story with him, the stakes keep sky rocketing whenever he's involved.

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2025-10-10

@Euan Personally-overall, the version that keeps popping up in other IP crossover comics, the guy who's there in Power Rangers or Street Fighter. The best Shredder costume with all the characters fun archvillain shtick, before the cartoon demoted him to just being silly.

Best bad dad drama Shredder: mix between the first movie and 2012 versions.

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2025-10-10

it's actually incredibly rude of you to dance like that, my father was killed in a graveyard smash

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2025-10-10

@Euan Yeah, well I went with Godzilla and Kong over the Next Mutation poll, so who's predictable now, eh?!

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2025-10-10

@Euan Blue Line as in the Rowan Atkinson comedy?

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2025-10-10

@filby Split between the Usagi stories and the Batman crossover movie, where Leo kicks Ras al Ghul in the nuts.

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2025-10-10

"OUCH! These things get HOT!"-Donatello, autodidactic genius

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2025-10-10

(Johnathan Franks narrator voice) Have you ever been driving along thinking about that time Donatello, the smartest of the Ninja Turtles, tried to solve a kid's bullying troubles by strapping lit flares to himself?

Too much text for full alt description with dialogue. Summary: Donatello, of Ninja Turtles fame, has spotted a kid being bulled by some older ones and has leaped down from a rooftop to help. 

Donnies crashes through shell first through a boarded up window and finds himself in a disused storeroom full of gas cans and road flares, assuming they must be from an abandoned fire insurance scam. Page 2. To the bullies shock, Donnie busts down the door, having strapped the lit flares to the ends of his bo AND HIS OWN BODY so he can pretend to be a fire demon. 

This is the best solution the genius Ninja Turtle could come up with as an alternative to exposing himself to humans and compromising his secret existence. Setting himself on fire.Page 3. Still merrily ablaze, Donnie makes quick work of the bullies with his ninja skills, but the furious gang leader is near enough to his dropped gun to try and shoot the turtle in the back. 

Lao, the kid Donnie's here to save, manages to leap on top of the punk, sending the shot wide and then getting a few righteous punches in, before recoiling in horror. 

(The story centres around the kid and Donnie's mutual pacifist beliefs, Lao's father having asked him never to resort to violence. It's not aged well and probably wasn't super culturally accurate to begin with but it's heart is in the right place)

Smackdown concluded, Don thanks Lao and resumes his demon shtick, melodramatically ordering the bullies to scram and never bother his friend again. Panel of Donnie ripping the still blazing flares off himself, declaring, "OUCH! These things get HOT!"
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2025-10-10
Ask me any Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles opinion. I have to answer 100% honestly.
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2025-10-10
Close up of Donatello, eyes looking to the heavens. 
DON: Oh for some pizza! My brain is wilting!
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2025-10-10

"Fifteen Years Later..."
Turtle Soup vol 2 #4
Art and story by A.C. Farley and Richmond Lewis

PANEL 1: Close on the Turtles leaping and running across a rooftop. 
TITLE: Fifteen Years Later...
PANEL 2: Down in the sewer tunnels and Con Ed worker in a hardhat consults a map, using his hat's torch and his flashlight to read it. 
CHET (thinking) ...line 12659 dash 5S13, grid 19? (aloud) Grid 19? I'm in grid 32! 
PANEL 3: The worker, Chet, looks at a sign reading CON ED 32 on the tunnel wall. 
CHET (thinking) Now I'm really losing it! I can't work, I don't eat, I can't sleep! 
PANEL 4: Up top, the Turtles cluster around a manhole cover. Leo and Donnie stand while Raph and Mikey bend to life the cover out of place. 
PANLE 5: Seconds later, down in the sewers. The other three Turtles look up as Raph drops from the hole to join them. 
PANEL 5: Close on a depressed Chet as he adjusts his hardhat. 
CHET (thinking) I feel so HAUNTED! The awful dreams were bad enough! Seeing them huge and monstrous in all my dreams! Dreams so real! As though I were inside their heads! Inside their bodies! Living through many incredible dangers! That was enough!Page 2
PANEL 1: Close up of Chet as he looks nervous, putting one hand on the side of his head. 
CHET: (thinking) Then, last night, I even SAW one in these tunnels!
PANEL 2: Chet shines his flashlight around the tunnel.
CHET: (thinking) I've gotta get out of here! FIFTEEN YEARS of this! I should NEVER have left those poor animals for dead! I should have BEGGED to go down after them! To at least see that they weren't SUFFERING! 
PANEL 3: The Turtles run down a sewer tunnel, splashing water. Chet's thoughts are represented as free floating text on the wall. 
CHET: (thinking) If only I had come down to check on them, maybe then I would have slept peacefully all these years...
PANEL 4: Chet spots something on the floor of the tunnel and shines his flashlight on it. It's the remains of a broken glass bowl.
CHET: (thinking) Is that? IT IS!
PANEL 5: Amazed, Chet crouches down by the shards.
CHET: (thinking) It's what's left of my turtles' terrarium!! Even the little ceramic turtle toy I had! 
PANEL 6: Chet looks up at a sound.
CHET: (thinking) I wonder if they got away unhurt? 
SFX: Slosh
CHET: WHO'S THERE? 
Page 3
PANEL 1: The Turtles freeze, caught in Chet's flashlight beam. Raph prepares to throw a shuriken. 
CHET: Oh, man! It's you! You ARE real! 
LEO: Raphael! DON'T!
CHET: HEY, WAIT!
PANEL 2: Raph's shuriken flying. 
PANEL 3: It hits Chet's flashlight right in the lens, so hard it knocks it out of his hand.
CHET: Oh, man! Oh, man! Oh, man! 
PANEL 4: Raph grabs Chet by the lapels of his uniform. The other Turtles cluster around, trying to separate them. 
LEO: C'mon, Raphael! 
DONNIE: Save it for the Foot! Let him go! 
PANEL 5: Tight on Raph's narrowed eyes.
PANEL 6: A flashback from Raph's POV, a boy's face seen through glass. 
PANEL 7: Same shot as Panel 5, Raph's eyes widening a little. 
RAPH: Do I know you?
PANEL 8: Chet stares as the Turtles run into the shadows.
RADIO: 413 to 412. 413 to 412! 
PANEL 9: Chet finally answers his radio. 
RADIO: CHET! 
CHET: Yes, Bud, I'm here! 
RADIO: Here WHERE? Are you in the wrong location again? 
PANEL 10: Chet grins, crouching to hold up his flashlight, Raph's shuriken still embedded in it.
CHET: No, Bud...after 15 years, I'm finally in the RIGHT location!
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2025-10-10

Music by Sebastian Evans II.

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2025-10-10

Listen. A lot of angry messages this morning. I’ve rescued nearly 5,000 dogs in eight years.

If you can walk through a shelter and go, β€œNah, I’ll Venmo a guy $3K who forces animals to hook up for profit by selling their young,” then no, you’re not the better person. The shelters are full. Every size, every breed, every kind of love you could possibly buy.

Adopting a dog doesn’t make you a saint. It just means you understood the assignment on empathy.

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