Me: I think I'll open this kitchen drawer.

Potato masher: The fuck you will.

You ever think to yourself “but I am just one person, what can I do to make a difference?”

It turns out that “wear an inflatable frog costume and go downtown” is actually a really reasonable answer.

#portland #portlandfrog #uspol

In this moment
are we still plagued
by an actual plague?
Yes, in this moment
we are still plagued
by an actual plague.
Though unfortunately
in this moment
an actual plague
is not the only thing
that plagues us.

This is today’s gentle reminder to STOP BUYING SHIT. Make the oligarchy feel pain.

Radical leftist talking points, such as "People should be paid for the work they do" and "Treating diseases is good, actually."

Offering a Medieval emotional support dragon for everyone who needs one✨

@arrrg That’s what my niece does for her dog when he’s scared by thunderstorms.

We've officially found 6,000 exoplanets, @NASA says: 'We're entering the next great chapter of exploration'. Via @spacedotcom #Space #Astrophysics #OrbitalMechanics #Astronomy 🚀 🌌 ☄️ 🛰️ #NASA

We've officially found 6,000 e...

When I say "flight attendant work is necessary", what I mean is "among their other duties, they drill on emptying a plane in under 90 seconds in emergencies, and that's why we get to have headlines like 'plane crashes, flips over and catches fire at Pearson, zero fatalities'."

https://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/article/aviation-expert-on-what-causes-planes-to-flip-following-crash-at-torontos-pearson-airport/

Vampires are so funny.

"Oh, no, I'm cursed with eternal youth, beauty, unlimited wealth, supernatural powers, and immortality! Whatever shall I do with myself?"

If you're publishing a magazine which is a consumer guide to electric cars and you're not calling it WHAT EVS then you're wasting everybody's fucking time.

I hope the Next Big Thing in technology is naps, so that we just start shoving naps into everything, absolutely everything.

The Ride-Inn Revolution: Airbnb Alternatives When Traveling by Bike

https://momentummag.com/where-to-stay-traveling-by-bike #BikeTooter

Due to upbringing and other things, I can be more vocal about negatives than positives, but I saw a lot of positives today.

LOOK AT THOSE COLORS!! Isn't this lovely?

#Albania

Medicaid cuts will lead to hospital closures across the country, especially in rural and underserved areas.

By showing up at our local hospitals and speaking out, we can hold our elected officials accountable for putting billionaires ahead of working families, seniors, and people with disabilities. https://docs.google.com/document/d/18akI6pQ5i709XUChvvZnKu80CbH9Cp7-j0Zxjf8j1IE/edit?tab=t.0

Please remember that every time you see an article about liberals being in chaos or the Democratic party being in shambles, that this is a propaganda tactic. This is designed to scare people into thinking there is no resistance, that you are alone.

This is why they want these protesters off the streets, it's the kind of resistance you can't propaganda your way out of.

Stay safe out there, don't fall for their tactics to try to make you feel hopeless and alone. This is what the beginning of the end of Fascist leaders looks like.

current events aren't supposed to be like a tv wrestling match, they're supposed to be like a david attenborough documentary about the social dynamics of rats

#nature soft landing

This was a post about declining facial recognition at US airports, and who I trust in a tech stack.

I mostly come to Mastodon to snark with my friends and talk about roller derby.

I'm taking down the original post because I honestly don't want this level of discourse here.

“In fact, every single agency that Elon went after - USAID, CFPB, DOL, NLRB, EPA, DOT, USDA - just so happened to be performing oversight into him or SpaceX or Starlink or Tesla. And all of those agencies paid the price.”
https://plus.briantylercohen.com/p/elon-leaves-with-reputation-in-tatters?utm_source=post-email-title&publication_id=2794840&post_id=164947890&utm_campaign=email-post-title&isFreemail=true&r=2cr2lz&triedRedirect=true&utm_medium=email