Someone let Romeo watch horror movies, because he was stalking me while I was in the shower.

I guess I am The Lurker.
#wrapstodon

I'd better write this chapter! No one knows how it's gonna turn out - least of all me!

BREAKING: Local cat heckin' bamboozled by hot tea; is cup, but has spoon in it, therefore...food?

How do I explain to my cat that in order to bathe myself, I have to use the giant litter box (which is NOT a litter box, so please stop pissing in it you demonic stripey bastard!) because being detected by smell is not something humans appreciate?

IT'S A TRAP.
#CatsOfMastodon #cats

Why are all of my family members just video game NPCs?
"Will you waste your time doing this simple thing for me? I'd do it myself, but I'm useless, and don't have the common sense God gave an EARWIG!"
"You spent two hours doing all my work! Here's ONE LOUSY DOLLAR!" I'll have more to foist off on you the next time I see you!"

How do I explain to my stupid cat that it's raining outside EVERY window?

After five minutes begging for a green bean, Romeo has discovered that not everything I eat is good. #cat #caturday

Romeo is a year old now!
He's a bit more vocal, a bit more affectionate (juuuust a bit!), and a bit more naughty, but better at not getting caught.
I hope he'll be around for the long haul! #cats

The ol' razzle dazzZZZZZ... 😴
#catsofmastodon #cats

Update: he moved. I was right.

This cannot be comfortable, my dude. #cat #catsofmastodon

Not looking forward to being old.

Romeo has a new fixation, and it is... the handle on my toilet. WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS THIS CAT?!

Romeo does not like the neighbors' illegal fireworks.

The box said, "Cut slits in crust before baking..."

Nighty night.
#catsofmastodon #cat

Got a combination COVID and flu shot yesterday, and I've been feeling crappy ever since.
Romeo has not been sympathetic.

@jwhevans Heck yeah, I can't wait for the third Hells Bells team building exercise! #CriticalRole