hi have there been any murders?

end of era, no real me profile pic anymore

CROW!

gonna break into the dad web

the guys at NASA only accept the rocket fireworks. do NOT, under any circumstances, offer them a sparkler

suck it rspb

you can never make me believe bearded tit is a real bird

waiting for the crows to figure out where he stores the nuts and set up an elaborate heist to liberate the entire large bag

my husband has invested a lot of personal joy in his solar powered nature cam, and the crows figured out how to not trigger it almost instantly, the clever lads

the crow has been evading the nature cams, so my husband waited out there with his phone

@dankwraith @healyn welcome to antifa comrade mould

in big news, my husband has befriended a crow

morning nerds and dorks

no one:

my husband: this is Rambo no 5

I've got a verification spam account in my mentions. that's a new thing

my garden is also very cute

Nicolas Cage in Nut, about a man who can see when he'll cum two minutes before he does

omg we did it, it's really cute

okay so my husband has decided he's wallpapering his IKEA shelves with some fish paper he bought. we'll see how this works

I'm making the house cute