Keith

Gay metalhead geek and atheist

2025-06-20
Keith boosted:
2025-06-20

Showing my age

I'm a boomer. I'd never heard the term "alpha male" used to describe a human male until a couple of years ago. Through most of my life, we used the word "asshole."
Keith boosted:
2025-06-20

Days?? They'll find glitter in their underwear 5 YEARS from now!

Also, please tell me this is true.

EDIT: a lot of people rejecting this because glitter is not eco-friendly, so I'm adding a link to biodegradable glitter. I'm sure other companies make such a thing.
fizzfairy.ca/collections/bio-g

ht: @PhoenixSerenity !! Also see her comments on this thread, she's done this before & has great ideas!

Edit2: also, feed your fucking mental health and just laugh without analysis once in awhile!

BREAKING: ICE agents are complaining that every time they go out wearing masks in unmarked cars with no uniforms or identification as law enforcement to abduct people, protesters keep dumping pounds of glitter on them so that everyone can tell they're ICE for days afterwards.

Who had "Glitter bombing the Gestapo" on their bingo card?
2025-06-20

@juliewebgirl as a janitor I can speak to the truth of this- glitter is pretty much impossible to clean up completely 😵‍💫

2025-06-19

Say what you will about David Lynch’s 1984 Dune, but one reason I loved it BECAUSE Francesca Annis is EXACTLY what I pictured Lady Jessica looking like! Also, Toto’s score is AWESOME!

Black and white photo of Francesca Annis as Lady Jessica in David Lynch’s 1984 Dune
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Official Kakistocracy Jester 🪓OGjester@stranger.social
2025-06-19

MAGAts, please consider:

You could just… not spend a bunch of time thinking about other people’s genitals, you know? It’s super weird how much of your bandwidth is dedicated to focusing on other people’s genitalia. Think about something else, like sunsets, or hiking, or Bob Ross. Give it a try.

Keith boosted:
2025-06-13

Captain Kirk could have any of these stupid AI chatbots melting down into slag with just a handful of well chosen words.

#StarTrek #AI

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Lwaxana TroiLwaxanaTroi
2025-06-13

Self-love isn't selfish, my dear ones - it's the foundation for everything. Treat yourself like the magnificent being you are! @allstartrek

2025-06-12

“Y’know, Burke, I don’t know which species is worse. You don’t see them fucking each other over for a goddamn percentage.”

2025-06-12

I laughed hard enough to blow a snot bubble 😂🤣🤧🖖

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Jeff GriggJeffGrigg
2025-06-12

@glutto @secretgeek

Yes, there is an "i" in "TEAM".

The word "TEAM" in all caps, with text "There is an 'i' in TEAM. Hidden right there in the A-Hole."
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Steve Lieberstevelieber
2025-06-12
Oregon Trail death screen, except it says "You have listened to RFK Jr."
2025-06-12

Doctor Phlox- the best character on Enterprise, IMO😁🖖

Three panels from Star Trek Enterprise: Panel 1: Phlox: Emergency? Call the Doctor! T’Pol: You’re the Doctor Panel 2: Phlox:Incredible! I’ve been standing for almost five minutes! Panel 3: Phlox: It’s unethical to harm a patient-I can cause as much pain as I like
2025-06-11

“Kirk…is like flames! Flames on the sides of my face! And I shall have him!”😂🖖

Star Trek the Wrath of Khan poster with Madeleine Kahn instead of Kahn Noonien Singh
2025-06-11

Jean-Luc Picard. Flawed, yes. But , along with my father, a superior role model. Also, Fuck Republicans 🖕🖕🖖

Jean Luc Picard quote meme: You cannot explain away a wantonly immoral act because you think it is connected to a higher purpose
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Ron Gilbert (Turing Complete)grumpygamer@mastodon.gamedev.place
2025-06-11

American Oligarchs could be brought to their knees if everyone: a) Stopping using Facebook b) Stopped using X c) Stopped shopping on Amazon. d) Stopped using Google. Yeah, I'm not holding by breath.

Keith boosted:
2025-06-11
A photo of actor Samuel L. Jackson with a brief excerpt from a Rolling Stone interview he did. 

“When I SEE Trump, I see the same rednecks I saw when I was growing up who called me ni**** and tried to keep me in my place. That’s what the Republican party is to me. They’re doing it to young people, gay people. They don’t care who you are. If you’re not them, you’re the enemy.”
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Sean KleefeldSKleefeld
2025-06-11

"It is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it."
-- Douglas Adams

Keith boosted:
2025-06-06

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