@DannyStaley indeed. It was mostly good but the bad was pretty lamesauce

Yesterday, on my way to the family cabin I almost flipped my jeep into a creek cause of muddy roads and had to get pulled out. Today I get woken up at 2am cause my brother was locked INSIDE his house so I got to go up there to find 2 cops trying to help him break the door down and then wait for a locksmith and didn't get back home till like 4, and then just an hour ago my car exploded in a drive thru at the window. What. The. Fuck.

What's sexually transmitted and has a 100% death rate? Life.

@Rossireland a what?

oof

https://youtu.be/tX5GpicCZLE?si=MDwbhOdbRoQoQmdV

✌️❤️

@DannyStaley 😂😂

@DannyStaley it was soooo good. Like so bad 😂😂 but soo good

Ya'll can judge me so hard for this i literally don't care... cheesy chicken Ramen with tuna bean and corn salad and BBQ lays chips mixed together.. 🤤 yes I am very stoned and *maybe* a lil drunky pants. But you guys... its sooo good. 😁

@DannyStaley I know lol

@DannyStaley nice! Lol

@DannyStaley thanks :)

You know what’s sexy af? Consent.

If someone made a movie of your life would it be a drama, a comedy, a romantic-comedy, action film, or science fiction?

"You do you" literally means "Go fuck yourself."

Everyone deserves a nap and a snack today

@TheEddieShow https://youtu.be/5r3B7yz6J68?si=UYZyesH1rSKapsf6
This is my favorite version. It's best with the video.