spinecone & i MOVED to an UNDISCLOSED LOCATION & despite the towering box prison we now call home i have found the REQUISITE WIRES to hurl tapes directly at your EYEBALLS via this interconnected network

i ran a successful test earlier (of some truly cursed stuff, I'm sorry if you logged on) so join us at 5:30pm Pacific time for SUBTERFUGE & a tutorial on HOME SECURITY taught by CHEVY TRUCKS

who better than an american made pickup to teach me about home paranoia?

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We jump back to the prequel story MONO & THE BLECCH PYRAMID. A tweenage Mono has befriended novelty salesman Zanghi, who has conned his way into being the new royal thaumaturge of Prodeuce Province. Unfortunately they- along with Pucas, Vira, and Crassgass the Gassy Jackass- have been sentenced to death by farmer prince Leek. Find out what happens next for free at #RoyalRoad: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/114416/sifillis-vii-mono-and-the-blecch-pyramid

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NEW CHAPTER ALERT! In today's installment of volume V, SODA AND THE SPAZMOTRONIC SLUGHUNT, our hapless heroes Poo-Go, Dr. Slugg, Vogelkot, and Tiny Tirdly ride the Zedarcoaster to a town populated by jarred kaiju fetuses! Read free: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/107544/sifillis-v-soda-and-the-spazmotronic-slughunt

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NEW CHAPTER ALERT! We jump to 1993's TITI & MONO AND THE MOIST MISHAPS. Our heroines have found Mount Opísthia but can't quite figure out how to get inside. Find out what happens next for free at #RoyalRoad: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/132277/sifillis-x-titi-mono-and-the-moist-mishaps

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Today's installment is from SODA & THE VEXATIOUS VENTRILOQUOID. Our heroine Soda and her new friend, the animate ventriloquisd dummy "Happy Haploid" Hallister- find themselves taken prisoner in the curious land of Sighen, where all the citizens have two synchronized heads. Read for free at #RoyalRoad: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/114991/sifillis-viii-soda-and-the-vexatious-ventriloquoid

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NEW CHAPTER ALERT! We jump back to the prequel MONO & THE BLECCH PYRAMID to meet Kommandant Trenchstench and learn how he took over the Fartmeister's army. Read for free at #RoyalRoad: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/114416/sifillis-vii-mono-and-the-blecch-pyramid

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NEW CHAPTER ALERT! T-t-two Cydroidobots!? No! One is Kommandant Fistur, built using the same blueprints. Can these two androids get along? Find out for free at #RoyalRoad: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/107544/sifillis-v-soda-and-the-spazmotronic-slughunt

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NEW CHAPTER ALERT! From Volume XII, SODA & THE FEROCIOUS PHLEGM. Learn Procto's origin for free at #RoyalRoad: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/139831/sifillis-xii-soda-and-the-ferocious-phlegm

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Can Slugg, Poo-Go, & Tiny Tirdly find a way to escape the mad Handies? Find out free: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/107544/sifillis-v-soda-and-the-spazmotronic-slughunt

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NEW CHAPTER ALERT! We jump to 1992's volume 9, SODA & THE KRAPATERIAN KALAMITY. Soda and Chunks go to visit the alleged "largest toilet on Sifillis". Read for free at #RoyalRoad: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/132171/sifillis-ix-soda-and-the-krapaterian-kalamity

Ilustration of Chunks & Soda in der terlit by the immensely talented @joshway!

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NEW CHAPTER ALERT! Today's installment is from the prequel MONO & THE BLECCH PYRAMID & stars Zanghi, the novelty-salesman-turned-thaumaturge played in the TV shows and movies by my husband @hermitsdaily. Read for free: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/114416/sifillis-vii-mono-and-the-blecch-pyramid
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NEW CHAPTER ALERT! Chapter 15 ("Titi & Mono") of Volume 5 ("Soda and the Spazmotronic Slughunt") is now available! Vira, Mono and Titi meet the belchkins at Rebekkah Earwax's farm. Read for free at #RoyalRoad: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/107544/sifillis-v-soda-and-the-spazmotronic-slughunt

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Pupi the Dung Boy, a character from volume 9: Soda & The Krapaterian Kalamity. Designed by me and drawn by Josh Way

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This chapter is one of my favorites: a good introduction to the franchise and a bellwether of if it's grossness is for you. It stars a handicapped black woman in a position of power so #Trump & #CharlieKirk fans will definitely hate it. Read free: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/107631/sifillis-vi-soda-and-the-wazzfish-kweendom/chapter/2602630/chapter-5-jodo-and-the-bogus-birthday

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NEW CHAPTER ALERT!
We return to the wet and wild world of SODA AND THE WAZZFISH KWEENDOM! Soda and Chunks, still transmogrified into seahorse mermaids, travel deep beneath the Wormspotz Ocean and meet Supreme Kween Ureen as well as Pink Snapper (a colonoscion monognathus).
Read Free at #RoyalRoad: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/107631/sifillis-vi-soda-and-the-wazzfish-kweendom

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Here's a quick little chapter catching up with the Fartmeister the day after the Flatulenz Fairy Princess Tremorroid Titiana stole his enchanted jock strap. He's understandably unhappy. Flackfizer Kankersaur and Kommandant Whiff round out the cast: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/114416/sifillis-vii-mono-and-the-blecch-pyramid

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DONG DONG!! NEW "Soda & The Spazmotronic Slughunt*" CHAPTER!!

Rebekkah Earwax returns, and she's quite unpleasantly surprised to find four filthy belchkins farting into her couch. Read for free here: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/107544/sifillis-v-soda-and-the-spazmotronic-slughunt

or visit https://sifillis.com/
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*The Sifillis Stories Volume V

Zachariah Smith and Soda at the Gap Theatre in Wind Gap, PA for the SCI-FI WASTELAND four movie marathon!

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A very eventful chapter from MONO & THE BLECCH PYRAMID (Vol.7). Being a prequel, this chapter features the 1st canonical appearances of Zanghi & Crassgass, nefarious vegetable thaumaturge Che Cavolo, & doomed whoopee cushion Mr. Banguu! Vira & Pucas round out the cast. Read free: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/114416/sifillis-vii-mono-and-the-blecch-pyramid

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DONG!! DONG!! NEW CHAPTER ALERT!
It's back to the weird, wild world of SODA & THE SPAZMOTRONIC SLUGHUNT (Volume V). Dr. Lubricious Slugg, Poo-Go the Spijökenian Nekroklown, and Krapaterian orphan Tiny Tirdly are still stuck on the skyland of Handieland at the mercy of the merciless Handies! Plus an all new zine page!

Read free: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/107544/sifillis-v-soda-and-the-spazmotronic-slughunt

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