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Dreamer, hobby writer and audiobook narrator, amateur photographer, tinker, EMT and forest gnome.I do like cooking a lot and have discovered sewing as my latest obsession. I basically like all sorts of tinkering and DIY stuff. I‘m also a Marvel fan but enjoy SciFi and Fantasy just as much. Sometimes I like to take my mind off with my switch or the old, dusty PS4.
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hessenschau (inoffiziell)hessenschau
2026-03-12

So lief der Warntag 2026 in Hessen: Hat Ihr Handy Sie alarmiert?

Der heutige Warntag in Hessen war als Test der verschiedenen Warnsysteme angekündigt. Innenminister Poseck zieht eine postive Bialanz. Wie waren Ihre Erfahrungen? Hat Ihr Handy geschrillt, haben Sirenen geheult oder Warn-Apps Alarm geschlagen?

2026-03-12 13:08:29
hessenschau.de/panorama/so-lie

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Tanja GTanjaStrange
2026-03-09

RE: mastodon.social/@TanjaStrange/

This isn’t really about a typo.

It’s about:
- digital identity accuracy
- metadata pipelines in media distribution
- algorithmic visibility of artists
- and a broken chain of responsibility

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Tanja GTanjaStrange
2026-03-09

invites YOU to our Field Trip & Conference in August 2026.
Experience Hessdalen firsthand. Meet scientists, learn about our instruments, and take part in real observation work.

Help spread the word: hessdalen.org/promote

hessdalen.org/

Tanja GTanjaStrange
2026-03-09

RE: mastodon.social/@TanjaStrange/

This isn’t really about a typo.

It’s about:
- digital identity accuracy
- metadata pipelines in media distribution
- algorithmic visibility of artists
- and a broken chain of responsibility

Tanja GTanjaStrange
2026-03-09

RE: mastodon.social/@sundogplanets

This is insane! We need dark nights and not more light! Wildlife as well as human beings are already stressed enough by constant light and noise pollution. This project threatens the lives of people!

Tanja GTanjaStrange
2026-03-08

invites YOU to our Field Trip & Conference in August 2026.
Experience Hessdalen firsthand. Meet scientists, learn about our instruments, and take part in real observation work.

Help spread the word: hessdalen.org/promote

hessdalen.org/

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Tanja GTanjaStrange
2026-03-08

After 160 days of trying to convince that Tom Hiddleston is not “Hiddlestone”, I conducted an independent of their catalog integrity.
The results are… enlightening.

Report attached. 👇

More details here: is.gd/AmazonDEMetadata

An Independent Audit of Amazon’s Catalog Integrity Author: Tanja G. Unofficial External Metadata Auditor Self-appointed because apparently nobody else was available. Executive Summary Findings: • Amazon has been unable to spell Tom Hiddleston for over a decade. • Actor credits across the catalog display symptoms of identity fragmentation. • Marvel actors have appeared in unrelated productions due to metadata contamination. • The problem spreads to other retailers worldwide. Conclusion: Amazon’s catalog appears to be maintained by a haunted Excel sheet or a bored Intern down in the basement of Amazon HQ who likes to keep things..…interesting. Major Incident 1 The Hiddlestone Event Observed duration: 12+ years Impact: • actor misidentification • search index corruption • international embarrassment Major Incident 2 Quantum Samuel L. Jackson Actor exists simultaneously as: • Samuel Jackson • L. Jackson • Samuel L. Jackson (So they DO know his actual name!) Amazon may have accidentally discovered multiverse identity management. Major Incident 3 The Avengers Cross-Reality Event Marvel Avengers actors Scarlett Johansson and Jeremy Renner credited in the 1960s TV series The Avengers, with Joss Whedon directing this masterpiece. Potential consequences: • confused customers • very angry licensing departments • Kevin Feige appearing in Germany with a flamethrower • studiocanal lawyer expected to awake from hibernation any minute nowMajor Incident 4 Robert Evans - America’s Unknown Avenger, who apparently is a resurrected legendary producer, trying out a new genre. But whose name also links to some rather questionable search results on Amazon, which have nothing to do with Robert nor Chris Evans’s work. Interested Parties who should be interested in these errors • Actors Unions = Response: politely explained that metadata accuracy is apparently not part of protecting actors. • Talent Agencies = Response: atmospheric silence (possibly deep space). • Distributor = Response: pointed the finger back at Amazon “They did it.” • Studios (Marvel, Disney, studiocanal) - Response: “We have forwarded it to the responsible department.” (Current status of said department: unknown.) • Entertainment/Tech news outlets = Complete Radio Silence. Probable Root Cause Based on available evidence, the most likely explanation is: • broken contributor ID mapping • incorrect metadata ingestion from distributors • lack of catalog QA validation • automated propagation of incorrect records across retailers In simpler terms: The system appears to copy errors faster than it corrects them. Corporate Response Timeline Day 1 — issue reported = one item fixed Day 30 — silence Day 90 — silence but louder Day 159 — still silence Day 160 - independent audit report created by annoyed human Recommendations Audit Report Fee Independent Metadata Integrity Audit Rate: €2,500 per audit day Duration: 160 days Subtotal: 160 days × €2,500 = €400,000 Additional Charges: • Cross-Platform Error Forensics: €75,000 • Corporate Silence Endurance Fee: €25,000 • Emotional Damage from Reading “Hiddlestone”: €12,000 • Tea Consumption During Investigation: €2,400 • Chocolate Stabilisation Protocol: €1,600 • Endurance fee for staring at this mess for 160 days: €150.666 Total Due: €666.666 Preferred payment methods: • Bank transfer • Asgardian gold • Signed Marvel steelbooks • Or Jeff Bezos spelling “Hiddleston” correctly 160 times in a row Final Determination The issue was never the typo (or what AmazonHelp described as “a single extra ‘e’”). The issue was the system that allowed it to survive for over a decade — and no one along the way thought it was worth fixing. Names matter. Artists matter. Quality matters. And if the world’s largest retailer cannot uphold those basic standards, then perhaps it is time someone reminds them. After 160 days, one annoyed human did. Best regards, Tanja G. Tanja G. / Nine Realms Quality Assurance - Midgard Office
Tanja GTanjaStrange
2026-03-07

After 160 days of trying to convince that Tom Hiddleston is not “Hiddlestone”, I conducted an independent of their catalog integrity.
The results are… enlightening.

Report attached. 👇

More details here: is.gd/AmazonDEMetadata

An Independent Audit of Amazon’s Catalog Integrity Author: Tanja G. Unofficial External Metadata Auditor Self-appointed because apparently nobody else was available. Executive Summary Findings: • Amazon has been unable to spell Tom Hiddleston for over a decade. • Actor credits across the catalog display symptoms of identity fragmentation. • Marvel actors have appeared in unrelated productions due to metadata contamination. • The problem spreads to other retailers worldwide. Conclusion: Amazon’s catalog appears to be maintained by a haunted Excel sheet or a bored Intern down in the basement of Amazon HQ who likes to keep things..…interesting. Major Incident 1 The Hiddlestone Event Observed duration: 12+ years Impact: • actor misidentification • search index corruption • international embarrassment Major Incident 2 Quantum Samuel L. Jackson Actor exists simultaneously as: • Samuel Jackson • L. Jackson • Samuel L. Jackson (So they DO know his actual name!) Amazon may have accidentally discovered multiverse identity management. Major Incident 3 The Avengers Cross-Reality Event Marvel Avengers actors Scarlett Johansson and Jeremy Renner credited in the 1960s TV series The Avengers, with Joss Whedon directing this masterpiece. Potential consequences: • confused customers • very angry licensing departments • Kevin Feige appearing in Germany with a flamethrower • studiocanal lawyer expected to awake from hibernation any minute nowMajor Incident 4 Robert Evans - America’s Unknown Avenger, who apparently is a resurrected legendary producer, trying out a new genre. But whose name also links to some rather questionable search results on Amazon, which have nothing to do with Robert nor Chris Evans’s work. Interested Parties who should be interested in these errors • Actors Unions = Response: politely explained that metadata accuracy is apparently not part of protecting actors. • Talent Agencies = Response: atmospheric silence (possibly deep space). • Distributor = Response: pointed the finger back at Amazon “They did it.” • Studios (Marvel, Disney, studiocanal) - Response: “We have forwarded it to the responsible department.” (Current status of said department: unknown.) • Entertainment/Tech news outlets = Complete Radio Silence. Probable Root Cause Based on available evidence, the most likely explanation is: • broken contributor ID mapping • incorrect metadata ingestion from distributors • lack of catalog QA validation • automated propagation of incorrect records across retailers In simpler terms: The system appears to copy errors faster than it corrects them. Corporate Response Timeline Day 1 — issue reported = one item fixed Day 30 — silence Day 90 — silence but louder Day 159 — still silence Day 160 - independent audit report created by annoyed human Recommendations Audit Report Fee Independent Metadata Integrity Audit Rate: €2,500 per audit day Duration: 160 days Subtotal: 160 days × €2,500 = €400,000 Additional Charges: • Cross-Platform Error Forensics: €75,000 • Corporate Silence Endurance Fee: €25,000 • Emotional Damage from Reading “Hiddlestone”: €12,000 • Tea Consumption During Investigation: €2,400 • Chocolate Stabilisation Protocol: €1,600 • Endurance fee for staring at this mess for 160 days: €150.666 Total Due: €666.666 Preferred payment methods: • Bank transfer • Asgardian gold • Signed Marvel steelbooks • Or Jeff Bezos spelling “Hiddleston” correctly 160 times in a row Final Determination The issue was never the typo (or what AmazonHelp described as “a single extra ‘e’”). The issue was the system that allowed it to survive for over a decade — and no one along the way thought it was worth fixing. Names matter. Artists matter. Quality matters. And if the world’s largest retailer cannot uphold those basic standards, then perhaps it is time someone reminds them. After 160 days, one annoyed human did. Best regards, Tanja G. Tanja G. / Nine Realms Quality Assurance - Midgard Office
Tanja GTanjaStrange
2026-03-02

Day 155 of refusing to spell the names of artists correctly or randomly crediting them in movies, that they were never part of.

Find out more here: is.gd/AmazonDEMetadata

Tanja GTanjaStrange
2026-02-28

What is wrong with humanity? We are nothing more than angry, territorial primates with better weapons.

We are:
• tribal
• reactive
• fear-driven
• dominance-oriented

Can someone please hand me a bigger towel? I need to get off this space rock.

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Juan Carlos Muñozastro_jcm@mastodon.online
2026-02-23

🚨 #JOB ALERT 🚨

Are you passionate about #astronomy communication? At @esoastronomy we're looking for a Visits & Outreach Coordinator for our Paranal Observatory in #Chile, home to the Very Large Telescope and soon the Extremely Large Telescope.

You must be fluent in English and Spanish, and have experience guiding visitors in a scientific institution, museum, observatory...

Apply here: recruitment.eso.org/jobs/2026_

📷 ESO/G. Hüdepohl

#fedihire #getfedihired #astrodon #astronomy #science #scicomm

A drone shot of four huge telescope tomes on top of a mountain in the middle of the desert. The four domes are identical, all of them cylindrical and metallic, and their sliding doors are open. One of the telescopes is firing four bright laser beams towards the drone. The top of the hill is flat and also hosts other smaller domes and buildings.
Tanja GTanjaStrange
2026-02-22

Time to watch a little gem from many, many years ago: .
I have to admit, that it aged surprisingly well. 🥰

youtube.com/watch?v=3jFUYGSL8c0

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Tanja GTanjaStrange
2026-02-16

When frustration turns into art:
"...I created a meme of Loki holding the Tesseract, joking that there was now a new Infinity Stone: The Hiddlestone - far more powerful than all the others combined."

Wooden board with a groove carved into it.Reddish wooden board, polished and oiled with an embedded, blueish.green shimmering Labradorite and a brass plate underneath, reading "The Ultimate Infinity Stone - The Hiddlestone".Loki holding the Tesseract with an Amazon.de logo on it on the bottom of the picture are the words "I am burdened with glorious typos."The Ultimate Infinity Stone - Background Story On September 28th, 2025, | was searching online for both seasons of Loki on Blu-ray. While browsing the steelbook editions on Amazon.de, | was shocked to discover that Tom Hiddleston’s name had been misspelled as “Hiddlestone.” | flagged the error to @AmazonHelp, and while they did correct the spelling on the Season One Blu-ray, they left it unchanged on Season Two and on The Night Manager — Staffel 1. Then | dug deeper and what | found was staggering. Tom Hiddleston’s name had been misspelled across multiple products, some dating back over 11 years. Even worse, other retailers, like Thalia, showed the same error. So | contacted Thalia late on a Saturday night. Before midnight, they replied, assuring me they would investigate. By Monday morning, nearly all affected listings had been corrected. Thalia had fixed their entire catalogue in under 48 hours. Amazon.de, on the other hand, has now ignored this for over 70 days. Since then, I've continued my campaign - emailing the distributor responsible for the listings, contacting Disney Germany, and even reaching out to CAA (Scarlett Johansson’s agency), Equity UK, and SAG-AFTRA. I've posted daily on social media, hoping someone with influence might notice and apply the pressure | alone cannot. This piece now serves as a symbol and reminder: That names matter.
Tanja GTanjaStrange
2026-02-15

When frustration turns into art:
"...I created a meme of Loki holding the Tesseract, joking that there was now a new Infinity Stone: The Hiddlestone - far more powerful than all the others combined."

Wooden board with a groove carved into it.Reddish wooden board, polished and oiled with an embedded, blueish.green shimmering Labradorite and a brass plate underneath, reading "The Ultimate Infinity Stone - The Hiddlestone".Loki holding the Tesseract with an Amazon.de logo on it on the bottom of the picture are the words "I am burdened with glorious typos."The Ultimate Infinity Stone - Background Story On September 28th, 2025, | was searching online for both seasons of Loki on Blu-ray. While browsing the steelbook editions on Amazon.de, | was shocked to discover that Tom Hiddleston’s name had been misspelled as “Hiddlestone.” | flagged the error to @AmazonHelp, and while they did correct the spelling on the Season One Blu-ray, they left it unchanged on Season Two and on The Night Manager — Staffel 1. Then | dug deeper and what | found was staggering. Tom Hiddleston’s name had been misspelled across multiple products, some dating back over 11 years. Even worse, other retailers, like Thalia, showed the same error. So | contacted Thalia late on a Saturday night. Before midnight, they replied, assuring me they would investigate. By Monday morning, nearly all affected listings had been corrected. Thalia had fixed their entire catalogue in under 48 hours. Amazon.de, on the other hand, has now ignored this for over 70 days. Since then, I've continued my campaign - emailing the distributor responsible for the listings, contacting Disney Germany, and even reaching out to CAA (Scarlett Johansson’s agency), Equity UK, and SAG-AFTRA. I've posted daily on social media, hoping someone with influence might notice and apply the pressure | alone cannot. This piece now serves as a symbol and reminder: That names matter.
Tanja GTanjaStrange
2026-02-14

@chrque Why do I feel like being judged? 😂

Tanja GTanjaStrange
2026-02-14

@birdsarah Well, that's a very regal looking birdie for sure. : )

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Tanja GTanjaStrange
2026-02-12

Apparently, Google now thinks I’m a “recognised metadata expert”….which pairs nicely with my ongoing job application as Personal Brand Guardian. 😅 - dropbox.com/scl/fi/42rhzxcsz54

As of 2026, Tanja Glittenberg is a recognized expert in film distribution and physical media metadata, specifically known for managing complex digital assets across platforms like Amazon, Thalia, and LEONINE. ® While a public "Tanja Glittenberg Amazon metadata spreadsheet" file is not hosted as a direct download, her work in this area typically involves: • Metadata Management: Resolving significant "Metadata Messes" where product listings on Amazon and other retailers contain errors in titles, descriptions, or technical specs. • Retailer Coordination: Acting as a liaison between distributors (like LEONINE) and retailers to ensure physical media (Blu-rays/DVDs) and digital listings are synchronized and accurate. • Industry Troubleshooting: Documenting and fixing long-term data errors that affect visibility and sales on major e-commerce platforms. g If you are looking for specific metadata templates or professional services related to Amazon listings, you can view her professional updates and industry insights on her Instagram profile.Regarding Job Application as Brand Guardian Dear Mr. Hiddleston, Since I’ve now spent months hunting down metadata chaos across Amazon/Thalia and other retailers, rescuing your good name from digital peril… …I would like to officially apply for the position of: Personal Brand Guardian to the God of Mischief Responsibilities: • Ensure Hiddleston remains spelled with all its correct letters • Smite metadata crimes wherever they appear • Maintain artistic dignity across all realms (especially Midgard) Requested Compensation: • Early screenings (to ensure proper name placement, of course) • Occasional set visits (for quality control purposes) • A yearly cloak allowance • One plate with a Eccles Cake + a cuppa Yorkshire Tea Gold per month • A direct phone number to Amazon - purely preventative I take brand-protection very seriously. Especially when it concerns a certain God of Asgard. Availability on short notice if offered a quick tour through the nine realms, purely for educational reasons of course. ———— And to the rest of the affected heroes, the following payment terms apply: Jeremy Renner – A friendly archery duel at dawn. I provide the targets and snacks. He provides the sass. Scarlett Johansson – A one-on-one sparring session with practice swords. Loser buys post-battle Sushi. And feel free to bring Florence Pugh along, because the three of us would make the TVA slightly nervous.
Tanja GTanjaStrange
2026-02-11

Over the past year, I’ve been writing a series of thought experiments on wave dynamics, perception, and anomalous phenomena.

They’re not scientific papers - they’re invitations to think sideways. Curious? Good! 👇

archive.org/details/@tanjawho/

Tanja GTanjaStrange
2026-02-10

I’ve been documenting this for months (since 28.09.2025). Here’s a quick breakdown of how Amazon.de has mishandled Tom Hiddleston’s metadata for over a decade!

is.gd/AmazonDEMetadata

For over 12 years, Tom Hiddleston has been consistently misspelled as "Tom Hiddlestone" (with an added "e") in the metadata of numerous film listings on Amazon Germany (Amazon.de). @ Instagram +1 Key Details of the Metadata Failure • Scope: This systemic error affects multiple DVD and Blu-ray titles, including major Marvel Cinematic Universe films like Thor and Avengers. • Documentation: Independent observers and fans have documented the issue for over 100 days, noting that it also affects other cast members like Samuel L. Jackson and Scarlett Johansson. • Outreach: Despite repeated attempts to contact Amazon Germany, Disney Germany, and various actor unions (SAG-AFTRA, Equity UK), the metadata remains uncorrected as of early 2026. • Impact: The misspelling makes it difficult for customers to find the actor's full filmography using standard search terms and is frequently cited as a lack of professional courtesy toward the artists.
Tanja GTanjaStrange
2026-02-09

Are you looking for a 5 hour long that is free to listen? Then come and dive into my inspired world of Loki, and .

archive.org/details/001-loki-01

The Story of Loki and the Ranger – Norse Mythology Fanfiction Audiobook (Complete) The Story of Loki and the Ranger is a full-length fan-made audiobook that weaves Norse myth and Marvel’s mischief into something raw, emotional, and dangerous. It’s a story about fate, survival, and what happens when the God of Lies meets someone who refuses to be fooled. The Ranger has seen too many wars to believe in destiny. Forged in battle and scarred by survival, she walks the line between shadow and light — and never once bows to anyone. And then there’s Loki — brilliant, broken, beautiful in all the wrong ways. When their paths collide, neither escapes unchanged. In a shifting world of truth and illusion, they discover that some bonds can challenge even the will of the gods. This 5.3 hour long Loki fanfiction audiobook explores power, trust, and defiance. It is more than a fantasy—it is a journey into the unknown, where survival means not just strength, but daring to believe in the impossible.

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