Friedrich Delgado ✔️🎀

Failed musician and writer.
Successful programmer and father.

Any posts reflect my current opinion, which might radically change 5 years, or minutes, later.

My profile is searchable.

Posts randomly in english or german.

Be wary that I boost a lot of stuff. You may want to consider subscribing original toots only, if at all relevant.

Friedrich Delgado ✔️🎀 boosted:
2026-01-26

I'm hearing that we're having another influx to the fedi!

Welcome to all the newcomers. I've made a video to help fill you in on some of the history, memes, and give you some cultural grounding in the place

It's really lovely to see you all here and I hope this also helps you feel at home here and truly understand what we're about 🙏

Friedrich Delgado ✔️🎀 boosted:
2026-01-26

weeklybeats 2026 week 2

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2026-01-26
Friedrich Delgado ✔️🎀 boosted:
2026-01-26

Trying to learn a bit of zx spectrum chiptune stuff :) with chipnomad tracker

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2026-01-26

This one is worth reading from beginning to end, every sentence.

theguardian.com/commentisfree/

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Nico Semsrottnicosemsrott
2026-01-26

Eines der besten Reels von @pruef_de bisher!!! m.youtube.com/shorts/9cHPgk-Rt

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Caspar David Niedlichcaspar_david_niedlich
2026-01-25

Ja, kein Kink-Shaming. Aber Leute mit dieser speziellen Neigung haben früher nachts um 1:00 Uhr bei Domian angerufen.

Eine Packung "Penne in Paprikarahmsauce" von Knorr.
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This Account Kills Fascistsviolenteastcoastcity
2026-01-24
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David Hopewardhopeward@sunny.garden
2026-01-24

This may be the most goth plant I’ve ever seen.
#BloomScrolling
#FloraLostInSanFrancisco

A plant with dark gray leaves which grow on vertical stalks. The leaves are growing thickly, so this plant fills the image. 

The leaves are oblong, flat, and curve upward. At the end of the stalk the leaves are increasingly deep reddish and have a more pronounced curve. The final few leaves curve up and inward resembling a flower, and are a deeper red, almost crimson. There is a dark gray bulbous structure coming up from the top, with a slight linear detail on its surface like a pinecone bud. There are also tiny short stalks all over this thing which are a tan color.

All in all, it’s a strange dark colored plant with no real green in it, just grays and reds. It looks surreal.
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Asterix Archiv 💎 Comedix.deAsterix_Archiv@troet.cafe
2026-01-24

Die Comedix-Suche findet alle Texte der fast 31.000 Sprechblasen aus allen (!) 41 #Asterix-Alben und sogar aus (bisher) sieben Asterix-Filmen! Außerdem mehr als 1.900 Schlagwörter aus den Asterix-Abenteuern. Hier suchen heißt finden: comedix.de/suche/index.php

In diesem Comic-Bild sehen wir einen kleinen, weißen Hund mit schwarzen Ohren, der konzentriert auf dem Boden schnüffelt. Es ist Idefix. Er hat ein entschlossenes Gesicht und eine niedrige Haltung, während er einer Spur folgt. Um ihn herum sind Bäume mit verworrenen Wurzeln und grünem Laub zu sehen. Neben dem Hund sind dreimal die Wörter "SCHNÜFF! SCHNÜFF! SCHNÜFF!" geschrieben, um das Schnüffelgeräusch zu verdeutlichen.
Friedrich Delgado ✔️🎀 boosted:
2026-01-24

Meanwhile in Borkum

Ein Bild zeigt eine Strandpromenade, einige Menschen stehen um einen kleinen LKW, der auf der Seite liegt.

"LKW rutscht wegen Glatteis von der Promenade und landet am Strand."
"Polizei wird gerufen."
"10 Minuten später:"

Ein weiteres Bild zeigt den Strand. Nicht weit von der Betonwand der Promenade liegt ein Polizeiauto auf dem Dach. Eine Person steht vor dem Auto und beugt sich zum Fenster des Autos.
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Radical Social WorkerRadicalSocialWorker@mstdn.ca
2026-01-24

Burning CD's.
Millennial witchcraft.
😂

A post from social media from someone named Actually Chloe that says - "Serious question for millennials... my older cousin said she used to 'burn' CDs for her crush. Like... with fire? Was that a ritual? Did it work? You guys were literally practicing witchcraft just to get a text back and I'm scared of y'all.

A reply from someone named Jake Zel says "The old magic will not be discussed with the children of new."
Friedrich Delgado ✔️🎀 boosted:
2026-01-23

"Kann man das Problem nicht vielleicht mit einem Softwareunfucker besser untersuchen?"

<Verprustet den Kaffee> "Mit einem was?"

"Na so einem Unfucker, oder wie heißt das? Wo man die Software in Schritten ausführen und den Variablen zugucken und die Ursache der Probleme herausfinden kann"

Debugger. Er meinte Debugger...

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Microsoft is handing over Bitlocker keys to law enforcement. www.forbes.com/sites/thomas...

Microsoft Gave FBI BitLocker E...

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@laxsill re: emacs vs vi

A text about the editor ed(1), being the standard editor, written in some kind of uncial with some mistakes.
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Sometimes the job interview just wants to gain code exec on your machine:

runjak.codes/posts/2026-01-21-

Local girl failed the coding interview:
I don't think they've got a job for me anymore now that I got their repos deleted⁉️

GitHub 404 page for github.com/solvolab - an organisation removed from GitHub after being reported for distributing malware to developers.
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Michael Crewsmidacre@mas.to
2026-01-23

Coprolites aren't my favorite fossil but they're a solid number two.

#dadjokes #paleontology

Friedrich Delgado ✔️🎀 boosted:
2026-01-22
Glitched image of a stylized computer screen which reads "YOU ARE IN ERROR. NO ONE IS SCREAMING. THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION." Original image comes from the Paranoia TTRPG.
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Christian Stöckerchrisstoecker
2026-01-22

Ceterum Censeo: Bundesregierung und demokratische Parteien runter von X. Her mit der bundestag.de-Mastodon-Instanz. Das MUSS möglich sein.

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