Gas station weed so strong, I got convinced the Dorito dust was Cocaine and snorted the shit out of it.

I took 50 gas station Rhino pills and now I have no testicles, just dick.

Sorry kiddos that I left you for a bit, I was at the store grabbing lizard milk and bath salts.

I'm smoking R Kelly's piss.

I wish Bigfoot was real, so I could fuck his Sasquatch boy pussy.

NORTH KOREA IS A CAPITALIST UTOPIA! THE WESTERN COMMUNIST FAKE NEWS IS FULL OF LIARS AND ALL 3 LETTER AGENCIES THAT RUN THE LAW IN THIS COUNTRY ARE ALSO COMMUNISTS! DON'T LET THEM FOOL YOU ABOUT NORTH KOREA!!! #DontTreadOnMe

Kamala Harris more like Kamala Norizz.

I will NOT vote for Trump since he is a COMMUNIST GLOBALIST! #NotMyPresident

Hamas and the IDF should just fuck already. #LoveNotWar

#scosui YOU COMMIES BETTER START SPEAKING MERICAN OR I'LL BEAT YO ASS HARDER THAN WE BEAT THE DIXIE TRAITORS ASSES.

If that dick ain't Albino, I ain't touching it.

Don't buy USB sticks from #Pentagon workers, can't be caught dead with those in your possession.

I don't snort #Cocaine, but I use #Cocaine as lotion when I #fap.

I'm pissed, I'm not getting dicked down by large BBC for #Juneteenth sadge.

I have a positive canthal tilt and good back posture. #gigachad

@flagbot #NordVPN has a flag now?

@flagbot VIRGIN, HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

@flagbot Why the hell did they put the dark triad on a Brazilian state flag?

@flagbot Togo more like Nogo

@flagbot SPONGEYBUBBLE REFERENCE?