Coffeedate with ADHD

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Coffeedate with ADHDadhd_coffee
2025-11-25

I feel called out

The image is a screenshot of a social media post. The post features a circular profile picture with a person in a suit, against a dark background. Below the profile picture is a name, “stoned fox”, followed by a username, “[@]roastmalone_”. Beneath that is the text: “due to foreseen circumstances well within my control I will be late”. The background of the post is white.
Coffeedate with ADHDadhd_coffee
2025-11-24

Reason no. 1363 I'll never own an airline

Webpage screenshot with the title "Air India Just Discovered a Missing Boeing 737, Forgot They Owned" in large, bold text. The article is under the "AIR INDIA" heading. The text below reads, "At the time, taxpayers were responsible for losses, and the outdated processes allowed this lapse to persist." The website header contains a logo that reads "AVIATION A2Z".
Coffeedate with ADHDadhd_coffee
2025-11-23

@techokami this rings a bell, there was also a hamburger involved, if I remember correctly 😅

Coffeedate with ADHDadhd_coffee
2025-11-23

@TheEddieShow @PKYo actually o thought about moving there, or at least make an account just for threads. Splitting them into separate posts is a pain in the a**.

Coffeedate with ADHDadhd_coffee
2025-11-23

@boozook or you really did sth bad 😅

No, seriously, this is no sign of ADHD, but if you have ADHD, you might experience that.

Coffeedate with ADHDadhd_coffee
2025-11-23

@techokami I've read that book (a long time ago), but can't remember anything like that that underlines your statement 🤔

Coffeedate with ADHDadhd_coffee
2025-11-23

Aaaand it's gone

Coffeedate with ADHDadhd_coffee
2025-11-23

How untreated ADHD causes and traps you in depression.

A split-panel infographic comparing untreated ADHD on a pink background to causes and traps of Depression on a blue background, illustrated with a cartoon girl character experiencing various challenges: in the ADHD side, struggles with habits, over-planning, hyper-focus, and enthusiasm; in the Depression side, feeling overwhelmed, inability to prioritize, lack of recognition, and feeling like a burden.

The headline: How untreated ADHD causes and traps you in depression.
Coffeedate with ADHDadhd_coffee
2025-11-22

@Ashmire yes, I already fixed that in the added text.

Coffeedate with ADHDadhd_coffee
2025-11-22

"It may be that I simply forgot it"

A photograph depicts the back of a person walking away from the camera on a city street. The person is wearing a bright blue hooded backpack. 

The image is overlaid with text boxes. The first text box, in the upper left corner, states "ADHD person." 

The second text box, covering the majority of the image and backpack, states "A constant underlying sense of guilt that they’re in trouble or have done something bad." 

The background shows a sidewalk and buildings, suggesting a busy urban environment.
Coffeedate with ADHDadhd_coffee
2025-11-22

Adjusted expectations

Close-up of a handwritten checklist on lined paper, listing five goals with checkmarks next to four. 

The goals: 
"Buy a car" 
"Save 10,000," 
"Buy a new phone" 
"Live a happy life,"
"Start my own business".

The goals are edited by hand and read as:
"Buy a carPET," 
"Save 10" 
"Buy a new phone CASE," 
"Live"
"Mind my own business"

Every Item is checked.
Coffeedate with ADHDadhd_coffee
2025-11-21

Everytime...

The image is a four-panel grid composed of stills from the movie "The Matrix". 

The text overlay at the top of the image reads: “Me in the shower trying to remember if I already used the shampoo.”

Each panel features a close-up of a Neo / Keanu Reeves with short, dark hair, with rain running down their face and hair, suggesting in the context they are in a shower. 

Their eyes are closed or partially closed in each panel, and their expressions range from thoughtful to confused or strained. The lighting in each panel is dim, with a teal or blue hue.
Coffeedate with ADHDadhd_coffee
2025-11-20

Them: "What time is it?"

Me: "Haha, that's crazy."

The image is a close-up shot of a cartoon character fish from the tv animation show "Spongebob" with a wide, exaggerated smile. 

The character is primarily a pale green color and has large, bulging white eyes with black pupils. It is wearing a dark purple collar. 

The background is a blurry, dark blue with several bright white, star-shaped flares. The text overlaid on the image reads: "Me smiling at you because I didn't hear."
Coffeedate with ADHDadhd_coffee
2025-11-19

Executive functioning inflicted punishment

Coffeedate with ADHDadhd_coffee
2025-11-18

@ZenHeathen

"To bee, or not to bee, that is the hive-stion" ... i thought to long about this, I had to post it ... sorry :D

Coffeedate with ADHDadhd_coffee
2025-11-18

@ZenHeathen hahahaha, thx for the heads up.

btw
"ADHD means beeing."
sounds right to me, too

Coffeedate with ADHDadhd_coffee
2025-11-18

ADHD means being:
- attentive
- devoted
- enthusiastic
- charismatic
- charming
- honest
- sensitive
- emotional
- empathetic
- fair
- friendly
- just
- generous
- helpful
- devoted
- humorous
- interested
- communicative
- sociable
- creative
- loving
- funny
- compassionate
- curious
- open
- sensitive
- spontaneous
- unconventional
- supportive
- persuasive
- versatile

When someone says that ADHD is a superpower, this is what they should actually be referring to.

Coffeedate with ADHDadhd_coffee
2025-11-18

@luupies Ahhhh, that seems fitting! :D

Coffeedate with ADHDadhd_coffee
2025-11-18

@luupies care to elaborate?

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