aloria

Director of Product Security and chicken nugget sommelier.

2023-01-18

Why, yes, it’s fountain pen refill day. What made you ask?

Hands stained with different colors of fountain pen ink
2023-01-13

@nathan I think they’re Gentoo penguins!

2023-01-13

I went to Antarctica.

Two penguins on a rock
2022-12-28

Stop eating my sesame cake.

2022-12-22

ok bye

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Darius Kazemidarius@friend.camp
2022-12-22

How to have a "beach body":

1) You're already 70% water, which is a good start

2) Replace the other 30% with sand

2022-12-18

Who won the World Cup? I am not entirely sure.

2022-12-17

Delicious.

2022-12-17

My esposo y yo estamos en Buenoes Aires por unos días antes de navegar a Argentina. Este restaurante está al lado del hotel. Por supuesto que comimos aquí.

2022-12-11

I never thought I’d cry so hard about a pet, but I just left Wicket at my mom’s and won’t see her for a month while I’m in Antarctica. She’s my best friend and raison d'être.

pekingese puppy with a bow tie
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2022-12-08
Topology is witchcraft
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George Takei :verified: 🏳️‍🌈🖖🏽georgetakei@universeodon.com
2022-12-07

Today is Pearl Harbor Day in the U.S., a “day that will live in infamy” for the unprovoked attack by the Empire of Japan upon U.S. forces stationed in Hawaii. But it also marked a dark turning point for Japanese Americans, who overnight became the “enemy.” (1/4)

2022-12-07

@woody Prisma

2022-12-07

@bkardell That one’s my favorite for sure

2022-12-07

I did that weird AI thing

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2022-12-05

in Norway, "up and not crying" is a not uncommon response to "how's it going" type questions, and I feel like that's a very reasonable standard to hold oneself to nowadays

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Eli Pariserelipariser
2022-12-05

As far as I can tell, basically ChatGPT is what you get when you ask a supercomputer to get really good at mansplaining. High confidence, low accuracy. Good discussion here: stratechery.com/2022/ai-homewo

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risknc :verified:Risknc@spacey.space
2022-12-05

Post more icp on mastodon because no one knows how magnets work.

2022-11-25

Happy Thanksgiving, fuckos.

2022-11-21

@malwaretech Just deleted the app from my phone after putting a pinned tweet telling folks where they can find me. I had a dream Tom from mySpace and a bunch of us teamed up to build a more wholesome hellsite.

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