Greenie

A burnt-out Networks/Servers/Systems builder/IT guy.

Interests are, , , , , .
Londonish.

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moved to fedi.dysphoric.spacedysphoricunicorn@cybre.space
2020-12-27

In about an hour I will be holding the longest talk in front of simultaneously the smallest and highest amount of people of my life so far.

It’s about building less inaccessible web sites.

If you’re interested you can watch it here, even if you don’t have an #rc3 Ticket:
streaming.media.ccc.de/rc3/cwt

Greenieamigiac
2019-12-27

I swear, one day I will work out a way to get myself to C3. <3
streaming.media.ccc.de/36c3

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Karl Voit ✅publicvoit
2019-05-12

RT @sehnaoui@twitter.com

This is why you need an RFID shielded wallet. Be careful !!

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2019-04-05

Missed connection: looking for a local blonde woman who frequents the Tesco garage. You caught me sucking on your car exhaust when you left your motor running while you used the cash machine. Sorry I got so nervous I ran away but I'd love to get to know you better

Greenieamigiac
2019-01-06
Greenieamigiac
2018-12-21

Happy Solstice!

Greenieamigiac
2018-12-16

Enjoying some wildlife. Sunset on a cloudy day.

Greenieamigiac
2018-07-26

@Gargron
I went to the supermarket just to enjoy some air-conditioning. Pretending to browse everything is quite boring so reading toots instead.

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Karl Voit ✅publicvoit
2018-05-31

RT @AdamBienkov@twitter.com: The Evening Standard has secretly agreed a £3 million deal with companies, including Uber and Google, to provide them with “favourable” news coverage, without telling readers. opendemocracy.net/uk/james-cus

Greenieamigiac
2018-05-30
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🌳 Fritillaria 🌲Fritillaria@electro.social
2018-05-27

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2018-04-24

Using USB-VGA dongles as SDR transmitter
news.ycombinator.com/item?id=1

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Mycroft 🍊​🐰🐰Mycroft@meow.social
2018-04-23

funny shitposting is pretty cool here too
im trying to get the specialized term for mastodon shitposting to switch to pooptooting though
pooptoot toot toot

a slithgly anthropomorphic trumpet, face near the mouthpiece, with "TOOT!" coming out the back end of the horn, implying it's farting
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Mycroft 🍊​🐰🐰Mycroft@meow.social
2018-04-19

tfw you're literally trash but friends still love you and respect your advice

Marjory the Trash Heap from Fraggle Rock, surrounded by Fraggle main characters
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2018-04-13

*Mastodon: Federated Social Network with Eugen Rochko*

Isn't that fun, listening to @Gargron ! 🤓

softwaredaily.com/post/5acf3c9

Here is the direct mp3 (if you want to pause, skip, jump, forward or download):

traffic.libsyn.com/sedaily/201

#mastodon

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Damnable Bearryanlittlefield
2018-04-13

just one of these times i want someone to ask @Gargron to 'awoo' on a podcast

just once

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2018-04-11

So, let's talk instance size vs instance culture!

If you're not on one of the >50k instances: How do you deal with new users?
If you're on an instance with one or two major topics: how do you deal with new users who chose your instance randomly and aren't all that much into your topics?

Mastodon doesn't really have a way to introduce new users to the instance, and to help them integrate with their new instance's culture, rules, and maybe topics (if applicable). A welcome message could help …

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2018-04-11

As announced I've done some research in the distribution of our mastodon instances regarding the network (AS) they use.

The top five countries with mastodon instances:

- 36 GB
- 356 DE
- 786 FR
- 810 JP
- 1284 US

(full data: drop.leah.is/dEepjMnN )

Top 7 networks:

- 149 HETZNER-AS
- 173 INTERQ GMO Internet
- 187 SAKURA-B SAKURA Internet Inc.
- 195 AMAZON-02 - Amazon.com
- 232 DIGITALOCEAN-ASN - DigitalOcean
- 244 ONLINE S.A.S.
- 400 OVH

(full data: drop.leah.is/kYXmJJmy)

Greenieamigiac
2018-04-07

If there was ever an album that needed subtitles this is it. Love it though. :D

Möngöl Hörde by Möngöl Hörde

youtube.com/watch?v=-9LIxFeq3c

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