So I am at this outdoors shop, and a guy is looking at running shoes. He liked ones that were under the "women" sign. He sais, "but this are womens. I wonder if they are men confortable" ... #speachless

I love the phrase "bear with me" because it either means "be patient" or "the zoo heist was a success."

Cada vez que me toca oir a Julito me revuelve el estomago. Es como Vicky. Que periodismo tan falto de etica, pura manipulación y amarillismo sin verguenza.

Its insane that Trump thinks he can negotiate a treaty with Putin without Zelensky in the table. Dont think the world will ever forget ametican's stupidity when they elected Trump

So I have been watching the boys. Finished season 4. Love Frenchie #endofthestatement

That great feeling of brushing your teeth with a new brush

Love the Shappire song. Makes me smile, so I cant stop playing it. Sharing some of my happiness https://youtu.be/JgDNFQ2RaLQ?si=HS5W1VoAFufX6Yy9

Regarding Colombian politics, its not surprise Uribe was found guilty. He has done worst things of what he was accused in this case, and its surprising he is not in jail already. Then again, Al Capone was jailed for tax evasion. What ever works.

Woke up and remember the most nightmary dream I have had in a long time: had a final exam and didnt study, didnt had enough credits to graduate, missed an exam and there was no way to retake it, got lost in a bus station and could not find my parents, my phone didnt work and I couldnt contact anyone for help.... and I woke up and feel ok. Guess that means I am old enought to know any of those are real problems, just another day in life... haha

Rediscovered The Clash and loving it. I fought the Law, and the law won.

Don't get me wrong, I will watch anything with Jack Black. But the Minecraft movie is weird... Chicken Lava

¿Cómo puede ser que en sábado también me toca oir a Julito? Ir en taxi es una tortura con eso...

La coca cola zero en usa sabe a crema de dientes.

Its always nice being tolerated... #santafe

"You sound like me. That is not good" #tvquotes #ThePitt

Been listening to Willie Nelson all morning and it was able to take away my Monday Blues #recomended

No todos los cambios son para mejorar. Compro una chocolatina jet y me sale una mona de una bandeja paisa. ¿Qué pasó con mi dinosaurio?

My dogs: leaping into barking reaction to every little thing.

Me: Y'all are getting on my nerves.

My dogs: got it. Extra alert protection package, coming right up.

I met a child today (not a client) who meowed when I said hi. The parent said, “that’s what she does when she doesn’t want to talk to someone.” I’ll be adopting this practice.

No me feliciten en el Dia de la Mujer. No celebramos nada. Es el dia de recordar todo lo que no tenemos y no podemos hacer, y lo que falta para lograrlo. No es un dia feliz.