@Dio9sys only if your C2 is easily profiled and tagged

Somehow landed on the NetBSD manpage of sleep(1) and they seem to have a rather unique take on what is considered a bug.

#netbsd

HRH Princess Kira, The Duchess La Floof, discovers fresh bedding

(Read: I'm not allowed to finish making the bed)

sorry for the small resolution but I'm really tired of clicking or tapping and accidentally hitting an AI button where there used to be nothing, or a different button

Grown men, he told himself, in flat contradiction of centuries of accumulated evidence about the way grown men behave, do not behave like this.

#HitchhikersGuide #DouglasAdams #quotes #quote #bot

is anyone selling agentic xdr yet and if not let's jam osquery and windows event logs into a relational database and slap an LLM on top of it and make BANK :blobcatcool:

@legacv 100% of all malware is caused by executing code

everything is malware when you don't know how anything works

not every network connection is "beaconing to C2" and your sandbox likely has the noise floor too high

@da_667 echo “This bitch gonna be empty. YEET.” | wall

echo "Everyone, get the fuck out" | wall; touch /etc/nologin; init 6

@darfplatypus 3 hours into "i'm gonna do this project to solve this problem" inevitably becomes "I am solving a completely different problem and the initial project is sitting on the shelf"

Hey, this is your regular reminder that kindness is punk as fuck 🤘