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@cR0w @Dio9sys @da_667 Pssh... It's only 19 of them 🤷‍♀️

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My fellow Millennials and older will remember how the early Internet worked.

Since colour CRT monitors didn’t exist until 2003, the Internet was often in black and white. In addition, it was only on for about five hours per day. I personally would wear my best clothes when using the Internet because it was such a rare treat to do so.

The thing is that if someone else in your neighbourhood wanted to use some Internet, it was considered polite to let them use it after you had done.

Since there were only about ten or eleven websites online until 2006 you could get most of your Web browsing done in about an hour anyway.

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@catsalad @cR0w Should we be tinkering with the very fabric of time and space with our curiosity and hubris?

I'll quote Terry Pratchett on this one:

Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH', the paint wouldn't even have time to dry.

― Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time

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Listen I am just going to say what we are all thinking. I don't care if I get cancelled for saying it lIkE iT Is.

Mace Windu totally would have defeated Darth Sidious if Anakin didn't betray him. He was the creator of the form VII lightsaber form called Vaapad which channels the dark side making it perfect against dark side users.

@LanceJZ @FoxbrushTailwag Nice you got laid... Oh, damn. Sorry to hear that 😬

@cR0w Sorry, I asked copilot to please explode.

@FoxbrushTailwag

Sticker art showing a black cat holding a pride flag with a heart in it while A rainbow can be seen in the night sky behind. Text around the edges of the circle says:

much GAYER than
originally planned

@FoxbrushTailwag Got to pay those bills 🤷‍♀️

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@catsalad

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@TheBreadmonkey @catsalad
What most people refer to as Monte Cristo is actually the Cat of Monte Cristo.

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omg cute girls named mark zuckerberg are in my imessage

screenshot of texts. sender sends "Who are you?" to which the recipient responds with a terribly doctored photo of an id. the id states "facebook 1 Hacker Way, Menlo Park 94035." Under is unaligned text with "Staff Identity Mark Elliot Zuckerberg 22 Averill St ST JOHNSONVILLE NU 13452 RANK: C.E.O SEX: M EYES: BL HT: 5-08". there is a horribly shopped image of mark zuckerberg with no reflection despite the id having one. the recipient states "I'm sure I don't need further introductions"

@puppygirlhornypost2 You roped her in with... uh.. you know "that" post

@cR0w Maybe three posts are need or edited posts just won't quote. Hmm

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the story of my birth

amygdalae: Keying/graffiti-ing someones car is old news now if someone cheats we go at their wardrobe with a seam ripper

skitzofreak: My mother did this to my father once. They got into an argument, my very pregnant and hormonal mother stormed off…except they lived in a tiny apartment so the only place to go was to shut herself into the closet for a good long sulk. And while she was sitting in there, fuming, she looked up and saw her sewing kit on the shelf, and all my father’s uniforms hanging right there.

So she picked one shirt and one pair of trousers, carefully, methodically ripped every third stitch out of every seam, and then hung them back up together so that he would be likely to pick them at the same time. This took her a couple hours, so by the time she was done, the anger had worn down. She came out, she and my father had a talk that ended in apologies, after which they were tired and went to bed. My mother swears up and down that she meant to warn my father about the sabotaged clothes in the morning

Anyway, about four days later, my father apparently came home roughly an hour after he left for work, his clothes slowly, gently shredding off his body, the most bewildered expression on his face. “Paula,” he said, his voice mildly shell-shocked. “Paula, my clothes are broken.”

My mother promptly burst out laughing so hard that she went into labor. And that’s the story of my birth, heralded by petty vengeance and utter confusion.

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@catsalad it's time for crime

@fediplayssnake Egg though!!! :(

@briankrebs Vibe coded Skynet... Lovely 😑

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Someone just alerted me to the fact that for some oddball reason, the paperback copy of my book Spam Nation is nearly twice as expensive as the hardback at Amazon. Go figure. Used price is $1.52 lol.

@maddiefuzz Knives out for :gayint:

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