how much I wish 8-year-old me knew about the winter solstice. when my dad proclaimed "Jesus is the reason for the season" I could've dropped a "WELL, ACTUALLY..." on his ass. somewhere there's a version of me who got to do that. yay you! !

@Jason844 not even sure which I’d prefer tbh—coincidence, or fate?

Have I mentioned lately how much I love Trading Places

It’s so weird though to think that there’s a whole damn generation that wouldn’t recognize the World Trade Center, it’d be just some random tall buildings to them

Life is fuckin weird, wild stuff

The Winter Solstice Quake Swarm of 2025 continues. So we doing a bomb cyclone or what??? Also I heard there was a “comet”? And a new moon? And it rained? Are these things a coincidence or…..?

I’m at that stage of exhaustion where things get really funny. Love that journey for me

WINTER SOLSTICE ☀️

LET THERE BE MOTHERFUCKIN LIGHT

@cdarwin what makes her think AI is gonna obey people? it'll do what it wants.

oceans rise, empires fall
next to Obama, Trump is just so small
crazed and caught, watch them run
they will tear their own into pieces
jesus fuck, this is gonna be fun

#Hamilton

seriously feels like I'm waiting for a bomb to explode. the San Andreas and Hayward Faults get all the attention but the Calaveras can fuck shit up too.....

eesh 👀

@chefraven and they're getting bigger. and I don't normally feel San Ramon based quakes and I felt four of them tonight. definite feeling of unease.

the shake map for this cluster is insane. whole damn Bay Area. from Santa Rosa in the north, east to Sac, then south to Monterey?? y'all can stop now btw

ok. so. according to QuakeFeed:

7:41pm -- 2.5 -- didn't feel
7:49pm -- 4.0 -- FELT
7:49pm -- 3.8 -- FELT
7:56pm -- 3.8 -- FELT
7:57pm -- 3.1 -- FELT
7:58pm -- 2.2 -- didn't feel

San Ramon gotta chill the fuck out, I shouldn't be feeling this shit. also what the hell. this is weird. crystal still swaying.... 😬

@Jason844 I FELT THEM WTF

what the fuck was that

my earthquake detection crystal that hangs from the lamp is swinging like crazy

how many is that now

Calaveras you hush now

@chefraven there was another another one, a 3.8….. this cluster is WEIRD

QuakeFeed says there was a pair of 3.8 quakes in San Ramon….here come the alerts…. yes I felt that jeez

either that was another earthquake or it wasn’t

I swear

Little Shop of Horrors is what happens when Rocky Horror Picture Show meets Nightmare Before Christmas with a cameo from Sweeney Todd

The 80s were fucking wild 😝

you know you’ve played a good game of Harr Kitty when your skin gets dented but not broken and your house panther promptly passes out for two hours 😝

Why is “Return to Oz” (1985) listed as a kids fantasy when it’s one of the creepiest movies this side of Amityville?

Like…. this movie seriously fucked me up as a kid. Literally every part is grown from the darkest of nightmares. The collection of heads alone! Fuck!

Dorothy, you in danger, girl.

Movie 1: The Princess Bride
Movie 2: Sleepless in Seattle
Me: impossible fairy tales 😢
Mom: you should watch something more real life
Movie 3: Pretty Woman
Mom: ?
Me: I want the fairy tale.

I keep checking the Apple TV store for some kind of tribute to Rob Reiner like that would make all this better somehow

I am not ok