so we’re at the point where a Florida sheriff is threatening to execute people in the street for throwing a brick…..? badge or not, that’s called murder.

it’s still only Thursday?

how???

me: *collecting a variety of wild lupine seeds, they’re literally all over the place*

THE END TIMES WILL BE PRETTY

@Jason844 oh yeah, I know. scare people into submission. if you dare to question us we disappear you. I know.

@Jason844 they had to let him go bc he did nothing wrong but that doesn’t excuse the violent detainment and handcuffing wtaf

one of my Senators, Alex Padilla, was just thrown to the ground, arrested, and removed from Noem’s presser for……asking a question

the actual fuck.

to everyone mad at Gavin Newsom for not using the California National Guard to protect us from LAPD and Marines:

Trump federalized the Guard and they're taking orders from him, not Newsom.

do. you. understand.

@TheGentYYC that's so hot omg

@RickiTarr my dad used to do that shit. when I was 8 and wanted to go for ice cream he’d pull out his Bible, slap it on the hood of his car, open it randomly, point to a verse, and this divination would tell him if God wanted us to go for ice cream. the best memories are when he’d end up pointing at a nonsensical phrase that couldn’t be translated to modern times and his brain would glitch. watching that was almost as good as ice cream tbh

I’m starting to get really fucking pissed about the number of Dem fundraising texts I’ve gotten last few days, all trying to capitalize on the fascist horrors targeting my state.

Go fuck yourselves.

@the_etrain that happened to me once. they even had the nerve to swap mailing labels so it looked like it came from California. forgot to swap tracking numbers tho. oops

strawberry moon tonight for all my fellow owls….

please be safe

Kamala literally predicted that he’d do exactly this and she was panned as hysterical and hyperbolic.

how bout now?

watching people who clearly don’t understand how government works criticizing how government works is like unlocking a new level of meta

a cop, a national guardsman, and a u.s. marine walk into a bar

that’s the joke

The best way to respond to 700 Marines being deployed to LA (this movie is horribly written btw) is to either a) avoid and ignore them, or if you can’t do that, then b) feed them. I bet they’re hungry.

This is surreal as fuck.

ohhhhhhh fuck

Welcome back, Gavin!

I wonder if this is what Trump threatened Newsom with after the LA fires: to deploy the National Guard and/or Marines to “assist” the post-fire “rebellion” or some shit. And now that he’s done just that under false pretenses, all bets are off and Newsom is PISSED pissed, as is literally every elected official in the state, and now there’s a lawsuit that’ll have to go straight to SCOTUS, and their ruling will decide whether or not the country still exists, and all this on the eve of the 250th anniversary of the signing of the Declaration of Independence???

That’ll get good ratings……plus his ego will take quite the beating when he throws himself a big beautiful military parade on the 14th while everyone is busy protesting against him nationwide. NO KINGS. Plus if numbers are big enough and widespread enough he might actually realize he can’t arrest and deport literally EVERYONE. And also, you can’t sit with us. Sorry not sorry. Happy birthday!

I wish I lived in boring times.

Felt it. And happy to report they haven't turned off quake.usgs.gov yet.

#earthquake

a 3.4 in Pinole! ok then. surprised I felt that.

#sfba #earthquake