Dan 🌻

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Dan 🌻danvolchek
2025-05-26

"average person has 3 testicles" factoid actually just a statistical error. Testicles Georg, who has an astonishing number of testicles, is an outlier and should not have been counted

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2025-05-25
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Dan 🌻danvolchek
2025-05-25

@dogposting no don't eat me noooooo

Dan 🌻danvolchek
2025-05-25

this account is from here on is only

πŸ₯š

Dan 🌻danvolchek
2025-05-24

Got a buzz cut, I am an egg now

Dan 🌻danvolchek
2025-05-23

@inherentlee I use codeberg, it's great, ty codeberg *smooch codeberg*

Dan 🌻danvolchek
2025-05-22

@eondraws gently

Dan 🌻danvolchek
2025-05-16

@astraleureka Why do all CVEs these days feel like this one?

I'm expecting something novel or unique but it turns out you can trick this software to run arbitrary code as root because it *checks notes* just runs arbitrary code as root.

I say this not to diminish your investigation (it's cool!), but to rag on Microsoft.

Boooo Microsoft

Dan 🌻danvolchek
2025-05-09

@faerye or a Shakespeare play

"that villainous red breasted sap sucker has ripped the life from my betrothed! Hark, I also see a pretty bird in that tree, I wonder what I shall call it"

Dan 🌻danvolchek
2025-05-09

@faerye it's probably because I've been watching twilight but red breasted sapsucker sounds incredibly like what they'd call a vampire in the 1800s

Dan 🌻danvolchek
2025-05-09

@xirin2u the spooky ghost girl response: nooooo I'm not I promise

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Cute!

Dan 🌻danvolchek
2025-05-09

@Tusky Is there a way to have tusky use full width when displaying posts, i.e. Not have an empty column on the left underneath profile pictures?

Dan 🌻danvolchek
2025-05-03

@jk Fun thread, incredibly realistic.

I'm surprised you haven't run into gpg key problems - whenever I update a system out of date by ~6 months it complains about those and the update fails.

Dan 🌻danvolchek
2025-05-02

@Ashedryden Which one works for you?

Dan 🌻danvolchek
2025-05-02

@Ashedryden that's a cute baby

Dan 🌻danvolchek
2025-04-30

@xtaldave you've heard of girl dinner. Say hello to man dinner: a huge wedge of cheese, a beer, and a sprig of parsley.

Dan 🌻danvolchek
2025-04-30

@simon Those are terrible suggestions - I can't imagine thinking the human subtleties of my life don't matter, or that a chatbot trained on the internet will provide useful therapy.

It reads to me like the author is craving human connection, isn't getting it, and is trying to fill that hole with chatbots.

With that mindset, of course the energy use or output being non-factual don't matter.

Also, gotta be on the grindset using chatbots "hourly" always learning, gotta hustle, of course.

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Dan 🌻danvolchek
2025-04-30

@simon This is the same guy who writes:
- "Career advice, like life advice, often doesn’t require a crazy amount of insight into the human subtleties of your situation."
- "If you’re struggling with something in your personal life, go to a friend or therapist, but also consider pinging a chatbot."
- "You can talk to ChatGPT voice mode as if you’re talking to someone over the phone [...]. I do this on my walk to work."

From: andymasley.substack.com/p/how-

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Dan 🌻danvolchek
2025-04-23

Me

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