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D. G. Marshall

A writer currently querying a two-book series set in a comic fantasy Australia. Harold is a failed alchemist, about to fail at dragon slaying. He is armed with a cheese knife. Princess Ruby has a stolen sword. She has it at Harold's throat.

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Kevin Russellkevinrns@mstdn.social
2025-06-28

Trump announcing all his Executive Orders are law, goes on to say (yes really) in an Executive Order, that all people are the sex they were at conception.

One, its delightfully stupid. sexual differentiation does not happen at conception, there arent three cells at conception let alone a penis. All life is female at conception.

So, hilarious, to follow bing bang bong cult leader law, all Americans, by law must pee sitting down in a skirt.

time.com/7209300/trumps-biolog

#Dictatorship

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Information Is Beautifulinfobeautiful@vis.social
2025-06-28

True? True

A humorous image showing "THE CREATIVE PROCESS" as a numbered list of 6 stages: 1. THIS IS AWESOME, 2. THIS IS TRICKY, 3. THIS SUCKS, 4. I SUCK, 5. THIS MIGHT BE OK, 6. THIS IS AWESOME. The text appears in white letters on a black background, styled to look like a projection or display screen.
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Bryanna/The Angry Noodletheangrynoodle
2025-06-28

Friendly Mythical Creatures We Should “Horrorify”

A restored post from way back in 2020, here are some friendly mythical creatures you could transform into horrifying movie monsters for your next horror story!

theangrynoodle.com/friendly-my

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Amylolennui.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy
2025-06-28

It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins

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Ray Gulick, he/him/wtf 🇺🇦 ❌👑rgulick@social.coop
2025-06-28

Reposting from another account with alt text in the hope that it gets a lot of boosts.

"You can't tax the rich or the economy will collapse..."
#TaxTheRich

Great prognostications in American Conservative history. You can't free slaves or America will collapse. You can't allow unionization or industry will collapse. You can't grant equal rights to women or society will collapse. You can't collect federal income tax or the economy will collapse. You can't restrict child labor or industry will collapse. You can't enact social security of the economy will collapse. You can't enforce a minimum wage or industry will collapse You can't permit interracial marriage or society will collapse. You can't allow communism or America will collapse. You can't end segregation or society will collapse. You can't create medicare or the economy will collapse. You can't grant equal rights to minorities or society will collapse. You can't regulate pollution or industry will collapse. You can't teach about AIDS or society will collapse. You can't raise the debt ceiling or the economy will collapse. You can't legalize gay marriage or society will collapse.
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Dragon DiariesDragonDiaries@mstdn.social
2025-06-28

You get away from it for a while and you forget knight is the perfect food. Delicious, self-delivering, comes in its own cooking container, usually brings a skewer in case you to kebab it. You get the horse for bulk protein, and squire dessert… Art, it’s just art.

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2025-06-27
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Mr. BillbmacDonald94@hostux.social
2025-06-27
RESISTANCE INSURRECTIONISTS HUNT MIKE PENCE AND NANCY PELOSI TO KILL THEM... PARDONED. SENIOR CITIZENS IN WHEELCHAIRS PROTEST REPUBLICAN MEDICAID CUTS... ZIP TIED AND ARRESTED. TRUMP'S AMERICA -BILLY BALDWIN
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Andrea Junker :verified:Strandjunker@mstdn.social
2025-06-27

Seems like a good day to remind everyone that Trump’s ex-wife Ivana wasn’t an American citizen until 1988. She gave birth to Don Junior in 1977, Ivanka in 1981, and Eric in 1984. — Let’s cancel their birthright citizenship first.

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Charlie Strosscstross@wandering.shop
2025-06-27

Incidentally, the Laundry Files TTRPG 2nd Edition is up for pre-orders from Cubicle 7 right now:

cubicle7games.com/the-laundry-

And is on DriveThruRPG already:

drivethrurpg.com/en/publisher/

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Assoc for Scottish Literaturescotlit@mastodon.scot
2025-06-27

@cstross Who came up with this? And why is it not on a t-shirt already?

The Laundry Roleplaying Game: Operative's Handbook Collector's Edition – a red, hardback book. The front cover shows a series of silvery, suckered tentacles creeping in from the edges. In the middle are white words in a classic 20th-century sans-serif font (probably Gill Sans) against a red background, mimicking a world war two-era British public information poster, all under the British royal crown inside a white triangle. The words read LOOSE PENTACLES EMIT TENTACLES
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Dr. Maddkap, Werepsychologistdrmaddkap@meow.social
2025-06-27

I’m done with trickle-down economics. I’m inventing piñata economics. That’s where we beat rich people with sticks until money falls out of them.

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Chronic Illness Humor FunnyChronicIllnessHumor
2025-06-27

Artist: @ig_doods

1 - little mouse says 'why don't you take a chill pill?' 2 - mouse with beret says 'why don't you take a "understand that I'm in a fragile state and be considerate instead of dismissing my feelings" pill?' 3 - little mouse stares at him 4 - little mouse says 'that sounds like a tough to swallow pill and the mouse with the beret responds 'it doesn't go in your mouth' IRREGULARGALAXYDOODS
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LRRR :bc:LRRRonEarth@beige.party
2025-06-27

@frogglin

I LIKE IT WHEN THESE BIGOTED REVIEWERS WALK OUT OF SOCIETY. FOR INSTANCE, INTO THE OCEAN, OR PERHAPS QUICKSAND.

D. G. Marshalldavidtheeviloverlord
2025-06-27

@RickiTarr

The day Jesus died is Good Friday.

The day Trump dies will be Good, no matter what day of the week it is.

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Ricki Bowie Knives TarrRickiTarr@beige.party
2025-06-27

Conservatives: Trump is following in Jesus' footsteps.

Me: I certainly hope so...

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Lynfrogglin@theblower.au
2025-06-27

Angry review: "This game has GAY people in it!!!"

I have some news for you about the whole of society my dude.

Maybe stay home? Always?

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Stop Thatstopthatgirl7@famichiki.jp
2025-06-27

I want this button E V E R Y W H E R E.

Screenshot of a quote tweet that says “Can we have this button fucking everywhere” over a tweet reading “Can we have this button on Pinterest plz”. The button is a toggle for “Exclude AI.”
D. G. Marshalldavidtheeviloverlord
2025-06-27

@canyonsfan @godpod

And won the Nobel Peace Prize.

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aztecladyherhandsmyhands@romancelandia.club
2025-06-27

Feeling safe.

Comic in three panels, with a bird musing in all three. 1.- Everybody deserves to feel safe. 2.- Well. Maybe some people *shouldn't* feel safe... 3.- Nazis, for example. credit/signature IrregularGalaxyDoods instagram ig_doods

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