I’m pretty calm. I only worry about everything that has ever happened or ever will happen

I got a rejection letter. I didn't submit anything to anyone, they were just rejecting me in principle.

"My buddy lost his job to AI. It was his job to chug thousands of gallons of water at a data center"

Yes, I should have gone to bed an hour ago, but the second best time to go to bed is now. Which I also will not do

the internet is rotting like a peach in a hot car and we’re all licking the juice

@farah the sky

It’s a beautiful sunny day with perfect weather, which frankly pisses me off

if we're being honest, I'm really tired of seeing man made horrors beyond my comprehension

I have a secret crush on everything that is bad for me

the older I get, the more I understand why old people got so pissed off. the same shit keeps happening but all that changes is the faces and names

You can lead a horse to water, but then what? You can’t just do confusing things to a horse to make a point

My therapist keeps sneaking off screen and I hear the distinct sound of a whisky bottle opening.

Why put away my laundry when I can simply escape gleefully into the forest instead

The term ‘gaslighting’ was first used in short story published in the March 1960 issue of Playboy.

If you think it comes from a movie title that’s because you are crazy.

I’ll doomscroll for a couple hours, then it’s time for a nice doomshower and a glass of doom tea

"you wouldn't hit a guy with glasses" I say holding a guy with glasses in front of me as a shield

it's actually incredibly rude of you to dance like that, my father was killed in a graveyard smash

How are dogs feeling in these unprecedented times? Pretty good, as usual

An enormous ball of entangled long Furbies rolled over me and I joined with them and their thoughts, and we spent about 2 hours rolling around town, warbling, collecting litter to throw away later, contemplating the cosmos. We had a blast. I eventually fell off near the gas station and walked home.

three guys in a trenchcoat demonstrating impressive teamwork and balance