Mohammad E. Sepehr

With 16+ years in the software world, I’m all about turning ideas into reality! From coding and team building to streamlining processes, I thrive on making software development smoother and more efficient. Leading teams to craft high-quality products while boosting their performance with smart automation and tools is what keeps me energized and passionate.

esepehr.dev

🚀 Role:
Tech Explorer | Code Crafter | Team Whisperer
💻 Experience:
17+ Years in Software Development
🛠️ Skills:
Agile, Automation, Process Optimization
🌟 Mission:
Turning Ideas into Reality, One Sprint at a Time
Mohammad E. Sepehrebrahimsepehr
2025-12-07

Whether your outlook is negative or positive, life’s challenges won’t change — only how brightly you move through them, and the story you carry with you.

Mohammad E. Sepehrebrahimsepehr
2025-06-05

Typical developer conversation:
"This legacy code is hard to maintain. Let's just rewrite it from scratch."

Meanwhile, the old project: ...😮

Mohammad E. Sepehrebrahimsepehr
2025-06-02

When you fix a bug by commenting out half the code like a coding surgeon: "This method? Spare parts! This loop? Chuck it! It’s working now!"

Commenting codes to solve bugs!!
Mohammad E. Sepehrebrahimsepehr
2025-04-25

Have you ever tried that two-player coding thing called Pair Programming?

Mohammad E. Sepehrebrahimsepehr
2025-04-18

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain.

Mohammad E. Sepehrebrahimsepehr
2025-04-16

Your product isn’t ugly… you just introduced it like a maniac!!

Mohammad E. Sepehrebrahimsepehr
2025-04-11

Mid-Flight…

Sometimes, during the execution of a software project, we have to replace a team member.
Whether it's due to personal reasons, performance issues, or strategic decisions—it's never easy.
Sometimes it happens with full transparency, and sometimes quietly behind the scenes.

It's a challenging process that I can only compare to in-flight refueling.
But honestly?

Sometimes, it's like switching planes mid-air.

Mohammad E. Sepehrebrahimsepehr
2025-04-06

Take notes while you work; your experiences are valuable!

Mohammad E. Sepehrebrahimsepehr
2025-04-04

When your test product sneaks its way to the client, and now you’re stuck explaining why they got a box of ‘Oopsie Poopsie’ instead of their order!

Mohammad E. Sepehrebrahimsepehr
2025-04-01

Dear programmers, remember that the more customers and fans you have, the more bugs they'll find for you. But take a break from the stress of bug reports and support tasks, and celebrate your valuable successes. Coding isn't just about fixing bugs—it's about creating a new world you should be proud of.

Mohammad E. Sepehrebrahimsepehr
2025-03-30

Wouldn't it make more sense to use the contract's start date for scheduling tasks, rather than treating the end date like a last-minute panic button??

Mohammad E. Sepehrebrahimsepehr
2025-03-27

Spending your entire salary—even on essentials—without saving anything is like selling a kidney and hoping you won’t need it later. Your future self might not forgive you!

Especially now, with some governments pushing retirement further and further, there’s no guarantee we’ll get anything when it’s our turn. Save a little while you still can!

Mohammad E. Sepehrebrahimsepehr
2025-03-24

Doing more than you're paid for? Think of it as leveling up for your next big move!

Mohammad E. Sepehrebrahimsepehr
2025-03-19

"It really hurts this much… migrating from SVN to Git!

"

Mohammad E. Sepehrebrahimsepehr
2025-03-15

New coders think programming is like the movies—perfect, effortless, and full of magic.
In reality, it's a battlefield of bugs, last-minute changes, and endless debugging.
But hey, all this chaos brings cash to you!
Welcome to the chaotic world of coding!

Mohammad E. Sepehrebrahimsepehr
2025-03-12

@Reinald Oh, I got it 😄

Mohammad E. Sepehrebrahimsepehr
2025-03-11

@Reinald Sure, this isn't a permanent situation, but in Scrum and Agile methodologies, there are critical periods close to meetings or release dates when you can't afford to wait for the frontend developer or even the tester to finish their tasks. If you wait, you might lose even more. So, in these methods, we sometimes have to step into other tasks a little.

Mohammad E. Sepehrebrahimsepehr
2025-03-11

Hey coders, don’t hide behind job titles!
Agile teams thrive when everyone is willing to step outside their role when needed. A little flexibility can go a long way in getting things done!

Mohammad E. Sepehrebrahimsepehr
2025-03-06

Someties, you're not really helping your friend,
you're making them more dependent!!

Bad lead
Mohammad E. Sepehrebrahimsepehr
2025-03-05

Speak up before you burn out… Your boss might be literally blind to your struggles!

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