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Hedgehogs (Erinaceus Europaeus), security, ICS/SCADA, energy grids, trains, Europe, stroopwafels, @hack42, In Cervisia Veritas (coin 125), ISO3103 compliant, T568B, instructor at FabAcademy and no Oxford comma.
Life motto: don't be a dick.

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2025-08-14

Alweer elf jaar schoon
Dat vieren we iedere keer
Proost op het leven
#haiku

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A cartoon showing a shocked, disillusioned scientist stepping out of a time machine, telling the engineer in the room "I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't give a shit."
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Ayke van Laethemayke@hachyderm.io
2025-08-14

Somehow landed on the NetBSD manpage of sleep(1) and they seem to have a rather unique take on what is considered a bug.

#netbsd

Bugs:
This sleep command cannot  handle requests for durations much longer than about 250 billion years. Any such attempt will result in an error, and  immediate termination. It is	suggested that when there is a need for sleeps exceeding this period, the sleep	command be executed in a loop, with each individual sleep invocation limited  to 200 billion years approximately.
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2025-08-14

@knuppelbeer
Mens kom wandelen!
Het bos is ontzettend koel
Rammelende maag

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2025-08-14

@knuppelbeer beetje uitbuiken van die smakelijke toeristen

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2025-08-14

@knuppelbeer 'morgen 'beer, vandaag maar weer vroeg op, laat naar bed en een middagslaapje tussendoor

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2025-08-13

Pixel Daily August 13: Speed

16x16px
GB Studio Palette
15 mins

Quick little warmup on stream, had to go with the speediest animal around, the humble hedgehog of course ;P
He's just a silly little guy.

#PixelArt #pixel_dailies @pixel_dailies #aseprite #GBStudio #GameBoy #hedgehog #Speed #ClumsyArt

Gameboy style sprite of a cute little hedgehog.
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2025-08-13

The "design" team at Microsoft that came up with Outlook email reactions will be among the first against the wall come the revolution.

For those that want to remove this abomination from their inbox there is a way to prevent people replying to your email with them by adding a header:

x-ms-reactions: disallow

This message is brought to you by the most useless support ticket update ever....

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2025-08-13

@reinodeboer @Eetschrijver graadje minder, maar we doen dapper mee!

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2025-08-13

@knuppelbeer recept en ijsmachine opzoeken doet

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"Musty Bits" McGeearichtman@eigenmagic.net
2025-08-13

Is http://localhost:8080/ down for anyone else?

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Patrick C Miller :donor:patrickcmiller@infosec.exchange
2025-08-13

Hyundai wants Ioniq 5 owners to pay to fix a keyless entry security hole theverge.com/news/757205/hyund

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Patrick RΓ©ratPatrickRerat@sciences.re
2025-08-11

β€œNo, you can't take the train with a horse.”

Vehicles that can be taken on the train:
βœ… bike 🚲
βœ… folding bike
βœ… stroller
βœ… skateboard
βœ… scooter πŸ›΄
❌ horse πŸ‡

20min.ch/fr/story/glovelier-ju

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2025-08-11

@Eetschrijver ehhhh, Da's twee keer zoveel als ik normaal lekker vind ...

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Alexandre Dulaunoyadulau@infosec.exchange
2025-08-11

Finally a useful magic quadrant

Thanks to @wendynather for the discovery.

#cybersecurity #vulnerability

Funny magic cadrant ;-)

Diagram scoring various firewall/VPN vendors on two axes and grouping them in four quadrants. The x-axis is labeled "Completeness of filesystem access"; the y-axis is labeled "ability to execute arbitrary commands". The bottom left quadrant ("Niche Players") contains a low-x, low-y point labeled "Some Unusable BSD Bullshit"; a bit further to the right there is IBM and a bit further up there is F5. The top left quadrant ("Challengers" with low filesystem access and high command execution) is empty. The bottom right quadrant ("Visionaries" with high filesystem access and low command execution) contains Juniper and (a bit further up) Palo Alto and SonicWALL. The top right quadrant ("Leaders") contains Cisco, Citrix, Microsoft, Fortinet, and (scoring the highest in both categories) Ivanti.
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Terrybot :pratchett:terrybot@frikiverse.zone
2025-08-11

"Luck is my middle name," said Rincewind, indistinctly. "Mind you, my first name is Bad."

Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times

#GNUTerryPratchett, #SpeakHisName, #Discworld

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Bart Veldhuizen πŸš€BartV
2025-08-10

I just dug up a lovely potato, that’s all.

A heart shaped potato!
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2025-08-10

@laslab en vuurtoreneiland! πŸ₯°

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2025-08-10
Kitty lying down against a mirror.

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