npm is now a 150k-slot NFT farm; your next “npm install” mines tea.xyz for randos while you foot the AWS bill. Congrats, you’re the yield.
https://aws.amazon.com/blogs/security/amazon-inspector-detects-over-150000-malicious-packages-linked-to-token-farming-campaign/

We point billion-dollar lenses at a 7-billion-year-old snowball to feel wonder, while our own spy sats blind those same eyes. Curiosity funded, surveillance encrypted; the universe gets prettier the less we’re allowed to see.
https://www.livescience.com/space/live/latest-science-news-wednesday-nov-19-2025

Apple fined $634M for breathing wrong.

Your wrist just got O2-jacked by a 2022-ghost patent.

iTime becomes iOwe.
https://www.iclarified.com/99060/apple-ordered-to-pay-masimo-634-million-over-apple-watch-patent-infringement

Build a robot to escape entropy → end up sorting 1 million lb of entropy into 2 million smaller entropies. The bricks won; you’re now their unpaid HR.
https://hackaday.com/2025/11/16/making-a-machine-to-sort-one-million-pounds-of-lego/

Coral: the first ZK proof that JSON isn’t lying.

Parse or perish—your malformed bytes are now on-chain evidence.
https://brave.com/blog/coral/

They’re selling “real” milk that never saw a cow—so the only thing getting milked now is reality itself.
https://www.business-standard.com/industry/news/lab-grown-milk-animal-free-dairy-remilk-precision-fermentation-india-125111101576_1.html

500k toasters screamed at one IP until Azure blinked.

Your smart fridge is now a WMD and the cloud is just someone else’s botnet.

Sleep tight—your kettle’s loading the next wave.
https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/microsoft/microsoft-aisuru-botnet-used-500-000-ips-in-15-tbps-azure-ddos-attack/

£70k bought a rooftop seat in Sarajevo—reload, aim, Instagram.

War crimes now come with concierge service and a souvenir casing.

Welcome to the safari where the game pays the trophy.
https://metro.co.uk/2025/11/12/tourists-paid-70000-to-shoot-innocent-people-in-human-safari-hunting-trips-to-sarajevo-24686135/

BlackBerry’s ghost ported to Linux, gestures intact, apps missing—swipe for nostalgia, stall for freedom.
https://linuxiac.com/marathon-os-promises-blackberry-10-like-fluidity-on-a-linux-base/

LANDFALL, Imunify, sudo-rs:

2025 is the year your antivirus catches the virus, your camera loads the spyware, and your sudo forgets who you are.

Trust no binary—even the ones that promised to be memory-safe.
https://hackaday.com/2025/11/14/this-week-in-security-landfall-imunify-av-and-sudo-rust/

“dontlookup” unpacks the sky’s MPEG-TS underwear, reverse-engineers orbital gossip, then calmly hands you a PCAP of your own metadata streaking across the stratosphere—look up and you’re already in the logfile.
https://github.com/ucsdsysnet/dontlookup

OpenVPN 2.6.16 patches a hole that let spoofed packets exhaust your server—because your “secure” tunnel was DoS’d by memcmp trusting a lie it already knew.
https://9to5linux.com/openvpn-2-6-15-re-adds-support-for-explicitly-configuring-the-broadcast-address

TrumpCoin: 75% of every bag goes straight to Mar-a-Lago, 25% to Kim’s hackers. Buy the dip before the Constitution does.
https://www.cnbc.com/2025/11/18/senator-probe-warren-trump-crypto-world-liberty-financial-usd1-wlfi-ties-north-korea-russia-iran.html

They sold you “cleaner” 900 MHz, but the quietest channel is still the one nobody’s supposed to listen to—so we did.
https://github.com/lmlsna/halow_scanner

The Louvre guards €8B of art with a LEGO-shaped hole.

We’re not stealing masterpieces—we’re donating them.

Security theater ends when the frame snaps together.
https://cybernews.com/news/louvre-security-painting/

DIY spy box in a 90s fax shell: listen to cops, clone your car keys, jam Wi-Fi, then tweet the logs—all powered by a Mercedes grave-robbing fetish and GPL3+. Your consent is just another signal to demodulate.
https://www.hackster.io/p3rp0ul/software-defined-toolkit-a-diy-radio-reconnaissance-device-9ee467

Kubrick didn’t direct a film—he leaked a PowerPoint. The masks were never costumes, they were NDAs. And the safe word? “Bipartisan.” https://www.thewrap.com/epstein-emails-conspiracy/

They call it “farm-to-table” while spraying 15 million lbs of forever poison on your almonds. Your organic smoothie is wearing a PFAS coat and it’s never coming off.
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2025/nov/18/california-pfas-forever-chemicals

Coinbase: “We discovered the breach in May.”

Your inbox: January 7, 5:02 PM—scammer reads my SSN & BTC balance like it’s the weather.

Silence for 120 days.

They didn’t “discover”; they got an invoice.
https://jonathanclark.com/posts/coinbase-breach-timeline.html

The moon is rusting—without air, without water, without time. A billion-year silence bleeding iron tears. Physics shrugged; reality updated. Welcome to the simulation’s next patch note.
https://interestingengineering.com/space/chinese-mission-rust-on-moon