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artist: Grant McAloon

a cartoon shows two frogs sitting in a pot of water on a stove. One frog looks relaxed, leaning back with arms behind its head, while the other appears alarmed. The relaxed frog says, “Relax. Pot temperatures have been going up and down for centuries.” The cartoon is a satirical take on the boiling frog metaphor, commenting on complacency in the face of the current ecological collapse

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@ggete

@velvetshadow

des athlètes (femmes) devant un barnum. sur celui-ci et sur leur maillot il y a marqué the prout school.

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my life:

@velvetshadow Never forget

Titre d'une publicité anglaise pour des amuse-gueules de marque Nancy's :"Petite bites. Big compliments".

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I tried to update something in homebrew and I'm pretty sure it's downloading the entire internet

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Long Live the King!
In macOS 26 Beta 2, the Finder icon has returned to its rightful blue glory.

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#Republicans believe that they are more expert in medicine than doctors based on the most eye-gougingly stupid logic you have ever heard fall out of someone’s mouth.

They are not fit to participate in civilization or modernity.

I was teaching my friend's daughter that antibiotics don’t work on viruses. Someone next to us said ivermectin works. I politely informed them that it doesn’t and they proceeded to tell me it also works on cancer. I proceeded to tell them that I am a doctor with degrees in cellular physiology and public health and that ivermectin does not do this. Their response? “I bet you have pronouns too”. This is the thought process we are dealing with.
@doc.cadence

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I don't know what to do with myself so I took photos of the Apple Lisa

A large beige Apple Lisa computer showing system loading screen

A large beige Apple Lisa computer showing system showing the Lisa office system desktop

A large beige Apple Lisa computer showing system showing a text editor with text Hi I am an Apple Lisa 2

A large beige Apple Lisa computer showing system showing the system 6 about window

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It's 1991, and a republican president is embroiling us in a bullshit war in the Middle East.

It's 2003, and a republican president is embroiling us in a bullshit war in the Middle East.

It's 2025, and a republican president is embroiling us in a bullshit war in the Middle East.

Dr. Manhattan sits on the surface of Mars, gazing across the endless expanse of time.

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This is incredibly beautiful storytelling.

Indeed, @CARROT. Indeed.

Screen picture of Carrot Weather app saying:

Where have I heard this weapons of mass destruction story before? I can't quite put my robo-finger on it.

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I've started joining every Google Meet 30 seconds early. When you join early, everyone's virtual note takers join early too. I spend the first few seconds screaming about how I'm on the Titanic, we've just hit an iceberg, the end is near, and I need immediate assisstance. I then do the rest of the meeting normally. When the meeting ends, everyone gets an emailed transcript where the AI summary is: "Chris hit an iceberg, is trapped on a sinking ship, and general Q2 pricing updates"

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Remember: you don’t need to be an expert if you want to skydive, only if you want to skydive twice.

Cartoon: A man wearing a parachute strapped to his back is falling rapidly to earth. He is holding a cellphone and reading the words on the screen, which are as follows: “To open parachute, scan our QR code, download our app, create an account, set up a username and password, then log in to our . . .”

@Lolfr fort possible.

Ah alors j’accède bien à la catégorie films de moins de 1h30 depuis le navigateur pour ordinateurs MAIS pas depuis l’app. Totalement con. https://www.netflix.com/fr/browse/genre/81396425
https://piaille.fr/@Timekeeper/114723085941243154

@Timekeeper alors il existe bien une catégorie de films «moins de 1h30 » visible sur le site web de Netflix US. MAIS quand on ouvre le lien ça lance l’app et la catégorie n’existe pas.

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Chaque soir c’est pareil. Je veux regarder un film, mais il est tard, et je peste que les interfaces des plateformes de streaming soient nulles à chier sur bien des points mais notamment l’impossibilité de trier les films par durée 😩😩😩

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#TRIBUNE | Le Planning familial en danger ⚠️

« Fermer un Planning familial ou baisser ses subventions, c’est arrêter les actions auprès des personnes qui en ont le plus besoin. » ❤️‍🩹

#JeSoutienslePlanning

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@lemonde : https://www.lemonde.fr/idees/article/2025/06/16/reduire-les-financements-du-planning-familial-revient-a-sacrifier-des-santes-et-des-droits_6613501_3232.html

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The fact that YouTube is now defaulting to AI-dubbed audio and automatic translation for titles and descriptions is so freaking hostile to basically anyone using the platform outside of English-speaking countries.

Fuck AmericaCorp™ for thinking any of us (aka, the rest of the world) actually wants this.

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Tiens, François Bayrou va chercher le pain.

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