@heathen_cat agreed. Weird fish or gtfo.

when you ask someone the time

@javerous sorry but fish are fairly shit. Octopuses and sharks are good, but fish are rubbish.

@wollman yeah but reptiles look like dinosaurs. Birds look boring and like shit. Sorry but you know I’m right. Reptiles saw dinosaurs and went ‘badass, I’ll look like those lads!’, birds have gone downhill since their heyday.

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@dpk I mean yeah humans have done some bad stuff, but we also wrote poetry and painted the Mona Lisa and invented hardcore pornography. We aren’t all bad.

@wollman so I actually love reptiles, but I didn’t have room for all the types of animal and I knew that mammals would NEVER get voted the boringest so I narrowed it down. Reptiles are the best of that selection tho, no question.

@dpk no sorry but you’re wrong. Tigers are a mammal and so are bears. Both absolutely rock.

Which is the most boring type of animal?

Hate it when there’s a new Attenborough and it’s dominated by birds. Objectively the boringest animals.

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