Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

@thestrangelet I had Taco Bell for dinner. No hate from me!

When the going gets tough, the tough order a new zip-up hoodie and some socks.

I’m freezing cold and sweating today so that’s fun.

I'm never taking a personality "test" of any kind. If that's required then I guess I won't be available to work for you.

You wanna know what my personality is? Bet. This is what you do. Hire me, and then this gon be wild right, theeeen, you get to know me. Fucking ayy I know! So easy amirite?!

@TheBreadmonkey Because it’s objectively hilarious, that’s why 😂

@futurebird I love learning about ants from you ☺️ They’re such amazing creatures.

Gato has this uncanny talent for lying on the Apple TV remote while we’re snuggling in bed. I think it’s his not so subtle way of telling me that my hand should be on his noggin and not on the buttons.

@Bette @roknrol Exactly! A regional delicacy going national ☺️

@roknrol @Bette It’s the oldest brewery in the USA - they were kind of local to Pennsylvania for a long time but I guess they’re branching out now. I don’t really drink anymore but when I did, a Yeunging lager on a hot evening was a lovely lol treat ☺️

worried bout brain storms? glue an umbrella to your head to be safe

@ghostradio fuck yes!

@ghostradio that’s talent!

@ghostradio Your face has a serious lack of smooches on it.

they stole my identity but they took a look at it and promptly returned it

if you listen close you can hear a worker bee humming a beautiful song

"stupid fucking job day in day out, fucking shit queen doesn't even do jack all day just more mouths to feed damn hive stinks fucking exhausted" bzz bzz bzz so beautiful

As far as I’m concerned, he’s the cutest boy ever 🥰

The tip of my right thumb is sore and cracked because I got one of the cleaning chemicals at work on my skin and it’s really caustic.

My left thumb is sore because I was using really sharp scissors to open a needlessly difficult battery package, and stabbed the tip of my thumb.

It’s hard as fuck to open and apply band-aids when both your thumbs are in pain and covered in antibiotic ointment.

Today’s been a lot. I decided to reschedule tonight’s physical therapy for Thursday, and tonight will be dedicated to Taco Bell, comfy PJ’s, and an early bed time.

Self-care, bitches.

@gdinwiddie It’s a sacrifice I’d be willing to make 😁