Jack Daniel (often offline)

Storyteller, wanderer, comic, bartender, blacksmith, luthier, historian, mechanic, world’s oldest millennial.
I used to do stuff, now I do other stuff.

Jack Daniel (often offline) boosted:
2026-01-25

Yikes, TikTok now tracking your citizenship/immigration status. Curious at what point they turn that over to ICE for tracking.

bardicperspiration.club/@theri

#TikTok

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Randahl Finkrandahl
2026-01-24

I don't know if Americans realize what happened between the US and Denmark.

No matter whom I listen to, the feeling is the same: Our bilateral relationship is dead.

I grew up in a country filled with gratitude towards The US, because of The Normandy Landings. The US was loved.

The feeling now is anger. Our Kingdom has been threatened twice in 100 years: Hitler's occupation and Trump's attempted annexation of Greenland.

It saddens me, but I sense this will not easily be forgotten.

💔

Jack Daniel (often offline)jack_daniel
2026-01-24

@wendynather Please sire, I want some more (degrees)

Jack Daniel (often offline)jack_daniel
2026-01-23

@montef for that, we have water balloons

Jack Daniel (often offline) boosted:
2026-01-23
Jack Daniel (often offline)jack_daniel
2026-01-23

@JohnsNotHere My wife used to buy a few quick pics when we went out of state- that way of she won it wouldn't be reported in local papers. Never won, but it was clever.

Jack Daniel (often offline) boosted:
2026-01-23

satya: make something useful
literally everyone else: you first

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Michael W Lucas :flan_on_fire:mwl@io.mwl.io
2026-01-23

Remember: when they talk about "the economy," they mean "rich people's yacht money."

Jack Daniel (often offline)jack_daniel
2026-01-23

@simplenomad I must say I did admire the creativity of water balloons in January in Minnesota.

Jack Daniel (often offline)jack_daniel
2026-01-23

These forecasts, I do not like them. Not for me, not for you, I only like them for the fascist thugs who will suffer in the cold and misery, as is just.

Jack Daniel (often offline) boosted:
2026-01-23

Here's a little advanced computer tip for you all on a Friday, definitely not based on recent personal experience.

If you have plugged in a cable, and it does not work, ensure that the end of the cable that you have plugged in is part of the same cable as the other end of the cable. This can really make a difference.

Yours bemusedly,

Neil

Jack Daniel (often offline) boosted:
Lisa Lorenzin (she/her)llorenzin@infosec.exchange
2026-01-22
Jack Daniel (often offline)jack_daniel
2026-01-22

As told by Hart and Parker in the comic strip "The Wizard of Id" back in 1965:
“We must all live by The Golden Rule”
which was defined as:
"Whoever has the gold makes the rules."
Note: In the kingdom of Id, the king refers to his subjects as Idiots.
Wonder why this popped into my head recently?

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Terry Pratchett Quote Botterrypratchettquotebot2
2026-01-22

The Axiom 'Honest men have nothing to fear from the police' is currently under review by the Axioms Review Board. (Men at Arms)

Jack Daniel (often offline)jack_daniel
2026-01-22

@jbaggs is that like circling the drain?

Jack Daniel (often offline)jack_daniel
2026-01-22

"Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time."
Terry Pratchett

Jack Daniel (often offline)jack_daniel
2026-01-21

I love it when doctors tell me I am healthy.
I hate it when they add "for your age".

Jack Daniel (often offline)jack_daniel
2026-01-21

@Irishmasms good luck, I know what he did and tried to do the last time he was in office, hopefully the VA recovers.

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Nick Young :tinoflag:nickofnz@mastodon.nz
2026-01-21

Billionaires are looting the world.

We're not in a recession, we're in a robbery.

#TaxTheRich

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Natasha 🇪🇺 :mastodon:Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt
2026-01-21

King Louis XVI, the last King of France, was executed by guillotine on this day in 1793, at the Place de la Révolution (now Place de la Concorde) in Paris, after being convicted of treason by the National Convention, marking a pivotal moment in the French Revolution...

#History

A painting of the execution of King Louis XVI by guillotine during the French Revolution

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