Jan Ulbrich

Translating business into technology — between hands-on programming and management.

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James Brownancientjames
2025-05-25

I wrote a program to lipsync the shipping forecast in a terminal window, and I have no regrets.

2025-05-25

@Viss Hi Viss, thanks for getting in touch. This is an internal position, but we are working with b2b for e.g. pentests. Let’s see whom we find and what that person needs as external support.

2025-05-24

Hey folks, 👋 at SafeNow we’re looking for a strong Security Officer (permanent position in or around Munich, m/f/d, international team, freelance gig only if we don’t find someone suitable) and I would appreciate if you could give me some hints… 😇 Obviously with a strong background on IT-security, but with a more holistic view on security and safety. And: Sorry for maybe annoying you with this post. ❤️ #FediHire

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2025-05-24

Announcing: justaqrcode.com.

Tired of "free" QR code generators that are full of ads and trackers, that share your data, and that want to sell you something? Me too. Here's my act of resistance: I made a one-page site that works entirely in your browser to generate a simple QR code. And that's all it does. You can download the HTML page and run it locally, even. Read the source; nothing up my sleeves. Just a QR code.

My offer to you -- I will continue to pay for the domain name and web hosting for it, myself. If you find it valuable, you can pay it back by creating your own useful thing for the world and releasing it for free. Let's take back the friendly web, one vexingly-monetized utility at a time!

#QRcode #Free #FriendlyWeb #Resistance

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Sunguramy :nb_lily:sunguramy@flipping.rocks
2025-05-24

Just a friendly reminder…
Small changes make bigger change.

meme from The Office where Jim points at a whiteboard: "When people travel to the past, they worry about radically changing the present by doing something small." Second panel is Jim doing his famous grin at the camera next to the whiteboard that says, "Few people think that they can radically change the future by doing something small in the present."
Jan Ulbrich boosted:
2025-05-24

Super Konzernleitung drückt ab sofort durch, dass alle Dienstags bis Donnerstags ins Büro kommen müssen! Wie soll sowas gehen? Bei 1 Stunde Fahrt pro Tag muss ich unbedingt meine Stunden reduzieren. Sucht jemand gerade eine iOS-Entwicklerin Remote mit >10 Jahren Erfahrung?

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Quixoticgeekquixoticgeek@v.st
2025-05-24

Dear developers, stop fucking around with the icon for your app. This is like me coming into your home, and moving all the labels on all the switches on your appliances. Don't do it. You're just pissing people off.

Jan Ulbrich boosted:
2025-05-11

I’m down south in Iqaluit this week, taking a wilderness first aid course. I went out for coffee this morning with an old troopmate and ordered a triple shot Americano (the cookie is his, lest you think me indulgent). When I got the receipt I see it has been renamed. #ElbowsUp

A receipt showing a beverage called a Canadiano.
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Itchi5 illustrationsitchi5@illo.social
2025-04-20

Asking for a little favor.

A few years ago -for obvious reasons- I deleted all my american services. (instagram, facebook etc)

The result was my business plummeting down, no projects came in anymore, making it nearly impossible to come around after 20 years of career.

The favor I'm asking is if you know someone who's working with illustrators, or even just interested, just share my stuff please. Thanks :)

My portfolio
itchi5.com

#freelanceillustrator #illustration #europe

Jan Ulbrich boosted:
2025-04-17

Endlich wird mit dem Mythos "Schweizer Standort" aufgeräumt... Das Technikfachmagazin c't sieht diesen kritisch (es geht um Threema) und nennt es sogar indirekt als Malus. Wieso?

Die Schweizer Überwachungsgesetze sind das Problem. Und werden es noch viel mehr mit der Revision VÜPF.

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Nerves MeetupNervesMeetup
2025-04-04

Gus Workman showed off how low-powered Soleil is at the Nerves Meetup! Watch the full video: youtu.be/G2wTGnElw-8

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Manuel Matuzovićmatuzo@front-end.social
2025-03-19

I just tried to reset my discord password and I got this. The first image is the visual captcha challenge and the second image is the text alternative.

Who on earth believes that are appropriate challenges? For the first you need perfect eye-sight and dexterity, for the second a degree.
I hate CAPTCHA so much.

A pink background overlaid by semi transparent yellow shapes. on top are 6 shapes (stars, circle, cross, etc) with no fill and a dashed white outline. Contrasts suck. on the right is a circle shape with an even worse contrast that you're supposed to drag and drop on the shape in the other image that is the most similar. An inaccessible nightmare.A text challenge. "please answer the following question with a single word, number, or phrase. lucy (she/her) has 6 brothers and she also has 11 sisters. what is the number of siblings that lucy's brother has?". followed by an input field for the answer.
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Aleksandar Todorovićaleks@social.lol
2025-03-15

Despite the rain, despite the government shutting down every form of public transport towards Belgrade, the amount of people on the streets of Belgrade right now is absolutely *insane*.

Today's protest is already being referred to as the biggest protest in Serbian history — and rightfully so.

The people are still pouring in, the peak of the crowd isn't expected until 8pm.

Jan Ulbrich boosted:
Patrick Ostertagpatcedar@techhub.social
2025-03-04

I feel like writing... ia.net/notebook @ia

Jan Ulbrich boosted:
2024-12-28

After 6 months and about 333 commits I proudly present:

Faircamp 1.0 – A static site generator for audio producers
simonrepp.com/faircamp/

To recap the highlights of the past months and learn what's new in the final 1.0 release, check out the blog post: simonrepp.com/posts/faircamp-1

Development of version 1.0 was made possible through the amazing support, funding and expertise of the @NGIZero programme and coalition, led by the @nlnet foundation and financed by the European Commission's @EC_NGI initiative – thank you so much for giving me and everyone benefitting from a better Faircamp this incredible opportunity!

Also, many thanks to all faircampers, contributors, testers, translators, bloggers, podcasters and encouraging voices for supporting this journey - for the final 1.0 release specifically to @branpos for release candidate testing, @n00q for bugreporting/testing, @limebar for the external artist page feature inspiration and @Vac for their diligent translation work.

Along with this release I've published multiple new documentation resources - from an official Linux/macOS/Windows tutorial to a 1.0 migration guide, from an overhauled reference manual to a beginner's guide to publishing faircamp (or any!) static sites - check out the website and recent posts in the #faircamp hashtag to discover them!

That's all!

Faircamp website header, stating in bold, large typography: "A static generator for audio producers". Below that the text says "Point Faircamp to a folder hierarchy containing your audio files. Within minutes, Faircamp builds a complete website presenting your work. The resulting site requires no database, no programming, no maintenance, and is compatible with virtually every webhost on this planet." Notably there are some now items that previously did not appear on the website: 1) "Latest release: 1.0", 2) "Migration to 1.0 (Video)", 3) In the topmost header there are now buttons saying "Download", "Resources" and "Tutorial".
Jan Ulbrich boosted:
Christoph Petrauschhikhvar@norden.social
2024-12-13

Maybe, I have more success here. Do you know anybody who is using GNU Hurd?

Retweet welcome!

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Simeon Schmaußstim3on@fosstodon.org
2024-12-13

After several months of climbing up the steep slopes of the Jezero crater rim, Perseverance has reached the top!
The afternoon sun provides a spectacular view on landscape which the rover will explore soon!

Full panorama: 360cities.net/image/marsrover-

Credit: NASA/JPL-Caltech/Simeon Schmauß

#Perseverance #NASA #Mars #Mars2020 #Solarocks

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Filip Hracekfiliph
2024-10-13

If you're into demoscene (or were into it in the past), can you recommend a demo that really blew your socks off?

I don't care if the demo's remarkable because of some technical achievement, or if it's because of artistry, or music, or some innovative strategy. I also don't care if it's a C64 demo or a Vulkan one.

I just want to see what can be done with code that's visually cool and memorable.

Jan Ulbrich boosted:
2024-10-13

US-Klage: TikTok-Management hat bewusst Gefahren der App ignoriert

Geleakte interne Mitteilungen von TikTok zeigen erstmals, dass die Betreiber ihnen bekannte Gefahren der App für den Jugendschutz lange weitgehend ignorierten.

heise.de/news/US-Klage-TikTok-

#Jugendschutz #OnlineSucht #TikTok #news

Jan Ulbrich boosted:
2024-09-29

Batteriespeicher für Balkonkraftwerke: Eine sinnvolle Investition? | c’t uplink

Ein Balkonkraftwerk amortisiert sich schon nach wenigen Jahren, verschenkt aber auch ungenutzten Strom. Wir besprechen, ob sich ein Akku als Ergänzung lohnt.

heise.de/news/Batteriespeicher

#Akku #Balkonkraftwerk #ct #ctuplink #Photovoltaik #Solarenergie #Stromversorgung #news

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