#VibeCoding your MFA

@jpmens @rgacogne wontfix, formatting error in title, sorry!

@catsalad Pretty sure lapbottom is what led to vibe coding.

@jelu my colleague at her desk, keeping a watch on me 👀

@rvstaveren gotta make sure the meatbag works so food is provided for :D

Only way you'd get me back to an office job

https://mastodon.social/@rexsin/114669943227316610

the tl:dr is basically this:

- fb/ig open local ports on your phone
- your mobile browser hits a site, and facebooks javascript sends cookie data to "localhost:<that port>", so now fb/ig have data on the site you just visited

incognito mode doesnt matter, cuz you just outed yourself to them.

vpns dont matter, because both actions are 'on your device', using local sockets.

you cant trust facebook.

so this local mess thing is a pretty huge deal.

also, if youve ever wondered "how the fuck does instagram know this shit, are they listening to me?!"

well.. yes, they are (https://futurism.com/the-byte/facebook-partner-phones-listening-microphone)

but they, until the 3rd of this month, were playing hot potato with their tracking pixels that live on millions of sites, your browser, and fb/ig apps on your phone

https://localmess.github.io/
[edit] oops, had the wrong link for localmess writeup

Damn! Bayer wasn't yesterday!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m002c8nd

In Denmark, The Ministry of Digitalization now removes all Microsoft software from ministry computers and switches to open source in a strategy that has been agreed with all five regions of Denmark.

The more Trump threatens Europe, the more US companies will get the Tesla treatment.

I will not be surprised if the Parliament member iPhones are next.

https://nordjyske.dk/nyheder/politik/digitaliseringsminister-vil-udfase-microsoft-i-sit-eget-ministerium/5616096

RIGHT

i added a baseline to my benchmark which revealed my amd64 numbers were nonsense, so i revamped it and now the benchmark results are more plausible

but the conclusion of the blog post is rather different!

newly rewritten article now up at the same url https://dotat.at/@/2025-06-08-floats.html

I don’t know who to credit for this, but it’s beautiful

@fanf yeah, layers of re-compilers and optimizers 😒

@fanf ah, the lovely "helping hand" of the compiler optimizer 🙃

the ritual has begun

Hierarchy of Needs

@matildalove @soatok
ISO: "We created global standards for everyone to follow"
Everyone: "Can we see them?"
ISO: "No"

@dnsprincess

if your demo is so bad you think your participants need to slam down booze, perhaps make your demo suck less and don't give away sketchy booze...

very tone deaf on several fronts on their part...

@rooster I'd argue, password in clear text is worse!

Wild that seeing your password in clear text and walking in on someone in the bathroom are the same feeling