JF Bastien

Distinguished engineer @ Woven by Toyota — C++ standards committee language evolution chair—WebAssembly co-instigator

JF Bastienjfbastien
2025-05-24

@comex 希望

JF Bastienjfbastien
2025-05-21
JF Bastienjfbastien
2025-05-18

@ktoso you… went to the polls?

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JF Bastienjfbastien
2025-05-17

@skade
How do you figure out which Belgian beer is your favorite?
You do abbey testing! 🍺

JF Bastienjfbastien
2025-05-17

@skade
How do you figure out which Belgian beer is your favorite?
You do abbey testing! 🍺

JF Bastienjfbastien
2025-05-12

@skade
TIL: Today Ignorant Less

JF Bastienjfbastien
2025-05-09

@wingo llvm? 😅

JF Bastienjfbastien
2025-05-06

@madcoder @regehr shit ratio 😂

JF Bastienjfbastien
2025-05-05
JF Bastienjfbastien
2025-05-01

@fay59 you think Tesla would get a contract with ICE?

JF Bastienjfbastien
2025-04-28

@regehr 🤦‍♂️

JF Bastienjfbastien
2025-04-19

@jrose yeah that’s my elixirs in Final Fantasy. Never use ‘em.

JF Bastienjfbastien
2025-04-19

@rygorous
Oh right, the bit they reused for Abe Lincoln! Good writing that.

JF Bastienjfbastien
2025-04-19

Ok I found a HUGE plot hole: does Jesus ever even use the gold, frankincense and myrrh?!?

JF Bastienjfbastien
2025-04-18

All the math geeks: “but what about R???”

JF Bastienjfbastien
2025-04-18

@regehr spoken like a true ‘merican!

JF Bastienjfbastien
2025-04-18

@yrlf of course.

JF Bastienjfbastien
2025-04-18

Array indices start at 0 in C, but start at 32 in F.

JF Bastienjfbastien
2025-04-12

日本語学習者が『を』を見た瞬間──『をぉ……』

JF Bastienjfbastien
2025-04-01

`make` and `cmake` have `ache` in common.

Coincidence?

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