Joe Słowik

#Infosec, #CTI, and #ICS & Critical Infra Things
pylos.co

Also be on the alert for posts on heavy metal, sports ball (or black, cylindrical rubber object game 🏒), and various #shitposting.

Main job: analyzing the threats and doing the #CTI at Huntress

Sidejob: #CTI and #ICS/#OT training and consulting through Paralus LLC (paralus.co)

Happy participant in TootFinder #tfr

2025-06-11

Considerations on "Salt Typhoon" - what it is (and probably is not), and thoughts on unsubstantiated or at least undetailed linkages to other threat actors:
pylos.co/2025/06/11/attributio

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2025-05-20

Google inks another massive solar power deal to electrify its data centers techcrunch.com/2025/05/19/goog

2025-04-28

@Viss @maldr0id Honestly curious what they’ll say given it’ll likely foreshadow a number of things that’ll really impact the field, probably for the worse

2025-04-28

Read about actual grid operations and outages instead of BS “expert” opinion and wild ass speculation: eepublicdownloads.entsoe.eu/cl

2025-04-28

*wakes up*
“Ok, time to start day one of RSA”
*checks news, sees reports on Iberian outage*
“Mother of god”

2025-04-27

OH at #RSAC: “I’ve been behind enemy lines!”

2025-04-26

@Viss just hard to juggle multiple platforms but I realize I need to "be here" too

2025-04-26

OK, trying to be active here again - I'll be at RSA next week, if you're around let me know!

2024-01-27

Satya, one week ago: "The vodka-infused shitheads had access to my fuckin' inbox for TWO MONTHS??? DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!!!!"

Today: M365/Teams are bassically unusable

2024-01-27

@Viss fuck i keep getting confused

2024-01-27

@Viss excellent description. That earns a Billy Dee Williams clapping gif, except I can't post a gif here.

2024-01-20
2024-01-20

@nohackme More of an indictment of lack of tracking and awareness AMIRITE??? _ducks_

2024-01-20

@howelloneill @malanalysis
lol I QUITE LITERALLY just posted a link to this paper from 2021 that includes a final section on names (and how we fuck this up):
domaintools.com/wp-content/upl

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2024-01-15

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CFP closes March 3rd. pretalx.com/bsideslv24/cfp

2024-01-06

@tarajdactyl Generally SE Michigan (e.g., Detroit area + Ann Arbor, but not Detroit exurbs) should be ok, plus Lansing area (again avoiding exurbs). Otherwise Grand Rapids proper and MAYBE Traverse City.... good luck!

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Officially Tara 🕷️ :ms_bat: 🌹tarajdactyl@tech.lgbt
2024-01-06

any trans folks in Michigan out there? talk to me. where's the best place in the state for a queer family?

MI is the closest state with trans friendly state laws.

anybody have any suggestions for trans groups there or other resources?

many bonus points for areas that are walkable and/or transit friendly, as there are members of my family that don't drive.

Joe Słowik boosted:
2024-01-06

who did it better?

side by side screenshots of the new york times and nature (the journal)

new york times headline: everyone wants your email address. think twice before sharing it.
the article is blocked by a form that's making you fill in your email address

nature title: the growing inaccessibility of science
the paper is blocked by a paywall that is asking for $200
2024-01-06

Love seeing this nonsense on The Other Place.

The degrees of ignorance and stupidity displayed by this sort of shit - from lack of awareness on what it takes to qualify as a Marines DI through how training is less about bending to brute force than it is honing understanding to discipline nad orders - is absolutely astounding.

Finally, the right wing edgelord behind this post not only never served, but probably would have been turned down by USMC or any other selective enlistment or commissioning source given this kind of shit.

2024-01-06

@Viss @da_667 MY ANUS IS BLEEDING

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