k3ym𖺀

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principal killswitch engineer. proud 1x engineer. cybernaut. blueteamer. privacy advocate. disciple of doctorow. reader of white papers. eff member. round-earther. cyber dark arts certified. 
professor emeritus of shitpostery and fellow at the institute of memetic research and development.





i larp as a normie. 

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2025-06-17

@alice sending good vibes your way! <3

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🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄)alice@lgbtqia.space
2025-06-17

I usually don't post when I'm down, because I'm supposed to be the chipper one, swearing about bullshit and liberally sprinkling in 💕 emoji. But sometimes I feel like it's healthy to show Fedi that I get overwhelmed and sad too.

Y'all aren't alone, and neither am I 🫂

We'll get through this shit, together 💞

#Mood

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2025-06-17

Someone shared this gem recently but I can't find it nor recall who anymore(feel free to mention so i can edit)

Very strong!

Guy holding sign: Same Shit. Different Hat.

KKK hat, Confederate Hat, Nazi hat, MAGA hat
2025-06-16

No PE header? No problem.

@FortiGuardLabs dropped a deep dive into a malware sample dumped without a PE header — like a cybercriminal rage-quit halfway through packing their payload.

You ever load a binary in IDA and think, “Am I being punk’d?”
Yeah, it’s one of those samples.

This sample:

  • Reconstructs its own PE structure at runtime

  • Hides config data in obfuscated blobs

  • Uses anti-sandbox tricks to avoid analysis

  • Drops yet another info-stealer, because originality is dead

It’s engineered to break basic static analysis and dodge sandboxes like it’s speedrunning DEFCON CTF.

🔗 Full breakdown:
fortinet.com/blog/threat-resea

TL;DR for blue teamers:

  • Static AV signatures won’t help here

  • Watch for suspicious memory allocations + hollowing patterns

  • Endpoint heuristics > file-based detection

  • Log your PowerShell and LOLBins — this thing probably brings friends

  • If your EDR cries when it sees raw shellcode, maybe give it a hug

#ThreatIntel #MalwareAnalysis #ReverseEngineering #Infosec #PEFilesAreSo2020 #EDREvasion #LOLbins #CyberSecurity #BlueTeam

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Valerie 📸yourwaitress
2025-06-15
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2025-06-15

Of the five people I know who drive a Tesla, three sold and two aren’t renewing their leases. Next data for TSLA won’t be good. #teslatakedown #tesla

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Alice McFlurry :bc:Alice@beige.party
2025-06-15

Me, whenever I'm out and try a glass of wine that I like:

They should bottle and sell this!

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2025-06-14

The #nokings protest was STRONG in the small suburb of #Bothell just north of #Seattle WA today. This is just one corner....

#pnw

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2025-06-14

#Seattle #NoKings
I can't know how many are here but it's in the thousands. Just crossing Cal Anderson Park and getting onto Pine has taken an hour. The last time that happened was the Women's March.

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US Veterans peacefully protesting Trump’s military birthday parade arrested at Capitol Hill. This is the moment a 80+ year old US veteran is taken away in handcuffs for practicing his 1st Amendment right. #3E #NoKings #NoKingsProtests (🎥 @gregjstoker.bsky.social )

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Trump ICE regime forces attacked US citizens in Delaney Hall Detention Center in Newark New Jersey, the brave crowd refused to back down despite the violence from the regime thugs. #3E #StopICE (🎥 @peterhvideo)

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2025-06-14

I am working on an app to connect people with lawyers in emergency situations (ICE raids, police encounters, protests). Looking for a Flutter developer and someone with legal background (lawyer, paralegal, legal aid experience) who want to help build something that could literally save lives and protect rights. DM me if interested.

Boost for reach.

#nokings #law #lawyers

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Dave Dawkins (D. Harrigon)golgaloth@writing.exchange
2025-06-14

Is this a good day to post this quote? Asking for a friend.

#NoKings #protest

The wicked become even worse when they are tolerated.
-Tolstoy.
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2025-06-14

There are events worldwide, but the map for North and Central America is wild. Find the one near you at nokings.org/

The map of North and Central America indicating where No Kings protests are scheduled.  The continental U.S. is covered, as are Hawaii and Puerto Rico and all around Alaska’s coast. There are dots in Canada and Mexico, and in Central America.
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Indivisible ❌👑indivisibleteam
2025-06-14

Trump is testing the boundaries of his power right now. His military escalation in Los Angeles is a rehearsal for what MAGA wants to do across the nation. That’s why we need millions of Americans to join us tomorrow for peaceful protests on Day: nokings.org/?SQF_SOURCE=indivi

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Mike [SEC=OFFICIAL]mike@chinwag.org
2025-06-14

I'm going to list this Commodore 1701 monitor on eBay this weekend, starting at $350. If you're reading this and are in Melbourne, I will personally bring it to your door for that price.

It is tested, in working order, and has an intact front panel cover. It is a unicorn.

I will not be shipping it anywhere, it'll be pick-up only on eBay. It's not worth the hassle or the risk.

Edit: now listed on the electric harbour or whatever it's called.
ebay.com.au/itm/226814210355

A Commodore 1701 crt monitor on a shelf
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2025-06-14

I had the distinctly strange pleasure of making protest signs with my 74-year-old mom today. Here are our signs for the #NoKings march tomorrow.

My mom expressed sorrow that her upcoming international travel will be the first time she's been ashamed to be American. I told her I've always been mildly ashamed of it, and on top of that, I'm ashamed that I've never done anything about it until now.

It's past time to fix this.

#NoKings #uspol

A handmade poster with a crown icon crossed out by a red X. It says "King-free since 1776" in black, gold, red, and blue text.A poster with a cut-out gold crown in the center. It says "Say no to tyrants, racists, oligarchs" around the crown. A big red painted X crosses out all the bad things to get rid of.
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2025-06-14

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