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@alice sending good vibes your way! <3
I usually don't post when I'm down, because I'm supposed to be the chipper one, swearing about bullshit and liberally sprinkling in 💕 emoji. But sometimes I feel like it's healthy to show Fedi that I get overwhelmed and sad too.
Y'all aren't alone, and neither am I 🫂
We'll get through this shit, together 💞
Someone shared this gem recently but I can't find it nor recall who anymore(feel free to mention so i can edit)
Very strong!
No PE header? No problem.
@FortiGuardLabs dropped a deep dive into a malware sample dumped without a PE header — like a cybercriminal rage-quit halfway through packing their payload.
You ever load a binary in IDA and think, “Am I being punk’d?”
Yeah, it’s one of those samples.
This sample:
Reconstructs its own PE structure at runtime
Hides config data in obfuscated blobs
Uses anti-sandbox tricks to avoid analysis
Drops yet another info-stealer, because originality is dead
It’s engineered to break basic static analysis and dodge sandboxes like it’s speedrunning DEFCON CTF.
🔗 Full breakdown:
https://www.fortinet.com/blog/threat-research/deep-dive-into-a-dumped-malware-without-a-pe-header
TL;DR for blue teamers:
Static AV signatures won’t help here
Watch for suspicious memory allocations + hollowing patterns
Endpoint heuristics > file-based detection
Log your PowerShell and LOLBins — this thing probably brings friends
If your EDR cries when it sees raw shellcode, maybe give it a hug
#ThreatIntel #MalwareAnalysis #ReverseEngineering #Infosec #PEFilesAreSo2020 #EDREvasion #LOLbins #CyberSecurity #BlueTeam
Mariners sweep Guardians behind a red-hot J.P. Crawford
https://www.seattletimes.com/sports/mariners/mariners-sweep-guardians-behind-a-red-hot-j-p-crawford/?utm_source=flipboard&utm_medium=activitypub
Posted into Mariners @mariners-TheSeattleTimes
Of the five people I know who drive a Tesla, three sold and two aren’t renewing their leases. Next data for TSLA won’t be good. #teslatakedown #tesla
Me, whenever I'm out and try a glass of wine that I like:
They should bottle and sell this!
US Veterans peacefully protesting Trump’s military birthday parade arrested at Capitol Hill. This is the moment a 80+ year old US veteran is taken away in handcuffs for practicing his 1st Amendment right. #3E #NoKings #NoKingsProtests (🎥 @gregjstoker.bsky.social )
I am working on an app to connect people with lawyers in emergency situations (ICE raids, police encounters, protests). Looking for a Flutter developer and someone with legal background (lawyer, paralegal, legal aid experience) who want to help build something that could literally save lives and protect rights. DM me if interested.
Boost for reach.
There are #NoKings events worldwide, but the map for North and Central America is wild. Find the one near you at https://www.nokings.org/
Trump is testing the boundaries of his power right now. His military escalation in Los Angeles is a rehearsal for what MAGA wants to do across the nation. That’s why we need millions of Americans to join us tomorrow for peaceful protests on #NoKings Day: https://www.nokings.org/?SQF_SOURCE=indivisible
I'm going to list this Commodore 1701 monitor on eBay this weekend, starting at $350. If you're reading this and are in Melbourne, I will personally bring it to your door for that price.
It is tested, in working order, and has an intact front panel cover. It is a unicorn.
I will not be shipping it anywhere, it'll be pick-up only on eBay. It's not worth the hassle or the risk.
Edit: now listed on the electric harbour or whatever it's called.
https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/226814210355
I had the distinctly strange pleasure of making protest signs with my 74-year-old mom today. Here are our signs for the #NoKings march tomorrow.
My mom expressed sorrow that her upcoming international travel will be the first time she's been ashamed to be American. I told her I've always been mildly ashamed of it, and on top of that, I'm ashamed that I've never done anything about it until now.
It's past time to fix this.