k3ym𖺀

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principal killswitch engineer. proud 1x engineer. cybernaut. blueteamer. privacy advocate. disciple of doctorow. reader of white papers. eff member. round-earther. cyber dark arts certified. 
professor emeritus of shitpostery and fellow at the institute of memetic research and development.
 





i larp as a normie. 


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2025-12-01
2025-11-26

Can't phish my password when it doesn't exist ;)

Passwordless auth on firewall via CTAP2 platform authenticators + FIDO2 FTW.

Has your org gone passwordless yet?

#passwordless #FIDO2

2025-11-22

Dear hammered person on their balcony that sang a duet with me…

Than you <3

2025-11-21
2025-11-21

@altbot same.

2025-11-20

you multitask because you want to be a 10x engineer.

i multitask because i want to play rollercoaster tycoon loopy landscapes during stand-ups.

we are not the same.

2025-11-20

@badsamurai this is an extremely high quality shitpost. 10/10.

2025-11-20

When the AI model is instructed to make a new coke commercial for the holidays and just kind of runs with it.

2025-11-19

I got 99 problems but a ../ ain't one.

2025-11-19

this checks out lmao

k3ym𖺀 boosted:
B'ad Samurai 🐐🇺🇦badsamurai@infosec.exchange
2025-11-18

Recently a LGBT-focused photographer basically asked in their email newsletter, "Anybody receiving this still care?" And their struggle as a photographer and business owner being off Insta.

And it was important for me to respond, "Absolutely! Since I don't use Meta either."

So here's this badass Seattle photographer trying hard to be off Meta, but not on Mastodon.

aqueerphotog.com/

#seattlephotographer #lgbtqphotographer #lgbtq #photography #seattle #aqueerphotog

k3ym𖺀 boosted:
B'ad Samurai 🐐🇺🇦badsamurai@infosec.exchange
2025-11-05

After this week @DomainTools will need to make another run of these!

#dns

Black shirt with the words "DNS the menace" and Dennis the Menace's face.
2025-11-05

Every time a CISA email hits my inbox I treat it like a rare Pokémon card because I have no idea if that’s the last warning I’ll ever get before we all become ransomware toast.

“Critical vuln detected, patch immediately.”
Me: “Thanks king, stay safe out there.”

At this point I’m opening those emails like they’re handwritten letters from a soldier at war.

Cherish your CISA alerts. You never know when the feed goes dark and the threat actors go brr.

#cisa #governmentshutdown

k3ym𖺀 boosted:
Qasim Rashid, Esq.QasimRashid
2025-11-01

Just to be clear. MAGAs are gutting:
•Medicaid—which 60M Americans rely on to survive
•SNAP—which 42M Americans rely on to eat
•School Lunch—which 30M kids rely on daily
•Housing Assistance—which 5M families rely on to live

ALL to cut $4.5T in taxes for 800 Billionaires

This Is Barbaric.

k3ym𖺀 boosted:
2025-11-01

speaking to my dad this morning, a Microsoft Office user and Excel wizard for 25+ years.

“what the fuck is this copilot thing they’ve shoehorned into everything. it pops up everywhere and it’s absolutely fucking useless. how do i turn it off?”

k3ym𖺀 boosted:
ṫẎℭỚ◎ᾔ ṫ◎ℳTycoonTom@infosec.exchange
2025-10-22
k3ym𖺀 boosted:
Randahl Finkrandahl
2025-10-18

If you are in the US and have not yet found today’s “No Kings” rally near you, here is the site that shows them all.

Please boost this so everyone can show up.

nokings.org

k3ym𖺀 boosted:
Solarbird :flag_cascadia:moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
2025-10-18

bothell goes from the bridge again, west as far as can be seen

#bothell #seattle #protest #NoKings #cascadia

bothell woodinville road near bothell way, a big crowd on all sides with a middle-age white couple on the right closer up.

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