k3ym𖺀

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principal killswitch engineer. proud 1x engineer. cybernaut. blueteamer. privacy advocate. disciple of doctorow. reader of white papers. eff member. round-earther. cyber dark arts certified. 
professor emeritus of shitpostery and fellow at the institute of memetic research and development.





i larp as a normie. 

(he/him)

 opinions expressed != employers

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NOW: Border Patrol is continuing raids on farm workers in Ventura County, especially Moorpark and Oxnard.

Agents are circling like sharks. Farm workers in areas with heightened activity should check in on each other and take steps to keep safe. Report what you see to us.

Border Patrol vans in Ventura County area
2025-06-13

Countries with Military Parades for the Leader’s Birthday:

  1. North Korea

  2. Russia

  3. Turkmenistan

  4. Belarus

  5. United States

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Indivisible ❌👑indivisibleteam
2025-06-13

❌👑 Tomorrow is No Kings Day.

While Trump wastes millions of dollars on his birthday parade in DC, millions of Americans are gathering everywhere else to say NO KINGS.

No matter where you live, there’s probably a event near you. Please join us tomorrow: nokings.org/?SQF_SOURCE=indivi

2025-06-13

In America, we don’t do kings.

ON JUNE 14TH, WE RISE UP.

nokings.org

#NoKings

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flexghost.flexghost
2025-06-12

What kind of country is this?

Senator Alex Padilla was handcuffed for asking questions at a press event — detained for doing his job.

And DHS’s response?

They’re here to “liberate [the people] from the government of California.”

Speed run to authoritarianism.

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Desert TrailDesertTrail
2025-06-12

Advising to display American flags at day of defiance.

Illustration of US flag with this text:
For the Protesters
Bring American flags 
to control the optics. 
Firing upon the US flag sends a disturbing message to those that keep making excuses
They want to paint
protesters out to be un American. 
people should use the literal imaginary [sic] of America to squash it.
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Its Not A Hoax 🤞PDFlynn@universeodon.com
2025-06-12

What #Fascism looks like. California Sen. #AlexPadilla arrested & handcuffed while trying to ask a question at DHS Sec'ty Kristi Noem press conference.

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🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄)alice@lgbtqia.space
2025-06-11

Me reading the news this year.

Alice crawling into the rabbit hole. The caption reads "Fuck this shit I'm off to Wonderland".
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Em :official_verified:Em0nM4stodon@infosec.exchange
2025-06-10

New Privacy Guides article 🌈💛
by me:

It's important to protect our data online, and this is doubly true for anyone in the queer community.

But protecting our data shouldn't mean staying isolated.

It can be difficult to find a balance,
but it is fundamental to stay connected with our communities.

There are tools and practices that can help us with this.

Stay safe 🔒
But stay connected :rainbow_heart:

privacyguides.org/articles/202

#PrivacyGuides #Privacy #LGBTQ #Pride #PrideMonth

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Washington State Dept. of Transportation (WSDOT)wsdot@threads.net
2025-06-10

"Why do you schedule work during (insert major event here)?" "Why have the last few summers had so much road work?" "Why do you hate me?"

The tough news is that we have 117 major projects scheduled this summer, which means you'll almost certainly encounter road work on your way to that festival, concert, game or cross-state road trip.

The good news is that we don't hate you. Allow us to explain: https://wsdotblog.blogspot.com/2025/06/send-in-cones-youre-probably-going-to.html

2025 Statewide Construction Map by WSDOT, displaying various construction projects across the state with colored markers indicating different types of activities.
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Good morning, Seattle! 💙💚💙 Hope you're enjoying all this sun. 🌞 #Seattle #nature #pnw #photography

2025-06-10

🚨 0-day vibes from 2017? Yup, it’s still happening.

A malicious Excel file using CVE-2017-0199 is out here in 2025 dropping FormBook like it's a fresh mixtape.

The attack chain?

  • Macro-free Excel
  • Weaponized with remote .hta
  • Payload: Info-stealer FormBook

Despite being 7+ years old, this vuln still slaps in phishing campaigns — because patching is apparently a myth.

Full technical breakdown by @FortiGuardLabs: fortinet.com/blog/threat-resea

TL;DR for blue teamers:

  • Watch your egress traffic
  • Harden Office apps
  • Monitor LOLBins (Living Off the Land Binaries)
  • Block outbound to shady IPs faster than your memes go viral

Don’t let your org get dunked on by a 2017 CVE in 2025. That’s not a good look.

#CyberSecurity #ThreatIntel #FormBook #CVE20170199 #Infosec #BlueTeam #MalwareAnalysis #HackerNews #Phishing

2025-06-10

Damnit. @eff just dropped new merch, and I want it.

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J Wolfgang Goerlichjwgoerlich@infosec.exchange
2025-06-10

When scams hit your home town so hard, that it makes the news and the road signs.

News on toll and DMV scamsHighway signage on toll and DMV scams
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2025-06-09

Snapdragons are my favorite flower because finger-puppets. Rawr.

#bloomscrolling #snapdragon #butterflybluepincushion

White snap dragon "biting" a butterfly blue pincushion flower.
2025-06-09

I’ve started telling my 3yo that Teslas are called “poop cars.”

“Hey look, dad! Another poop car!”

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cR0w :cascadia:cR0w@infosec.exchange
2025-06-06

I'm awake and ready to make that a problem. Happy Friday.

A crow holding a steak knife in its mouth.
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Caesar Wirthcjwirth@mas.to
2025-06-04

uBlock Origin on Bluesky vs Mastodon

Two browser tabs open. One has Mastodon open, and uBlock Origin doesn't report blocking anything. In the other, Bluesky is open, and uBlock Origin is reporting 47 things blocked.

Client Info

Server: https://mastodon.social
Version: 2025.04
Repository: https://github.com/cyevgeniy/lmst