l1zrd

Hapless techno wienie

2025-06-15

Started watching The Dresden Files. I really enjoy this sort of subject matter. Dresden, Constantine, Friday the 13th: The Series. Cursed objects are of particular interest.

2025-06-08

87 degrees with 85% humidtitties, I nearly died out there man.

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kurtshkurtsh
2025-06-07

In Defense of the Middle Class:
When entrepreneur, NYU Business professor, philanthropist & UCLA Bruin 👌 Scott Galloway breaks down how the biillionaire class is destroying America... and how this will end.

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2025-06-07

Incapable of not saying "Hoboken" in the "Hadoken" voice

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Natasha Jay 🇪🇺Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt
2025-06-07

Me after reading the news on any given day

A cartoon of The Hulk exhausted on the grass

HULK WILL SLEEP NOW, AND MAYBE WHEN HULK WAKES UP

EVERYTHING THAT HAS MADE HULK TIRED WILL BE CHANGED
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NGC 6302: The Butterfly Nebula apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap250606.ht #APOD

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Comics Outta ContextComicContext@mstdn.social
2025-06-05
An elderly man in gray T-shirt, pants with long grey hair is leaning against the door frame. “Huff huff huff! This being old crap is a drag!“
2025-06-05

@ahermitforhire Sadly, they are rare down here. Thats one huge thing I miss bout the farm back in Ohio.

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Abandoned AmericaAbandonedAmerica
2025-06-01

A classroom in an abandoned church
abandonedamerica.us/abandoned-

A brightly painted room with two chairs and a small chalkboard in the center of the shop. The plaster behind them has peeled off the walls and ceiling. On the right, an arched window lets in gloomy winter light
2025-05-31

@ahermitforhire Guess you'll have to move to the country. Shocked you haven't tbh.

2025-05-31

@ahermitforhire Just buy a goat or two.

2025-05-31

My old job was as a meat cutter. Sometimes open, lots of closing, plenty of in between. I did a year or so opening and running the seafood counter, that's as close as I ever got to regular hours. I had to be up by 5am back then. Sucked.

2025-05-31

Well, it took me well into my mid40s to become an employed normie. Its been 10 months and I still have trouble not sliding back into my nocturnal sleep schedule on weekends.

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I always wonder about these quotation marks
"Do not eat" nudge nudge wink wink

A thumb and forefinger holding a little white sachet labeled:
SILICA GEL
"DO NOT EAT"
THROW AWAY
DESICCANT
2025-05-26

Sat outside for awhile the other day. It was so nice out, I couldnt resist. Still feeling the effects of my allergies though. Worth it.

2025-05-26

Papa Johns is delicious but my lawd is it expensive.

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2025-05-22

Parrot ftw!

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Natasha Jay 🇪🇺Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt
2025-05-22

The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.

A crashed Cybertruck, upside down by the road

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