Le Capitaine

I think I understood I was a creative type, but I wouldn't know.

As of right now, I'm mostly known for some gamedev I did, but I intentionally picked the .social domain instead of gamedev.place for the sake of my non-game output.

Bridgy to Bluesky:
bsky.app/profile/lecapitaineis

Le Capitainelecapitaineison
2025-10-25

Stellar Light

A fighter spaceship leaving the Earth(?), in pen, pencil and eraser.
Le Capitainelecapitaineison
2025-10-25

I've finally been growing past chicken scratching into more confident lines.

Cyberpunk cityscape in pen and pencil on a sketchpad.Trees with man and road. Purely pencil, same sketchpad.A skinhead on a staircase. Pen and pencil, still on the sketchpad.
Le Capitainelecapitaineison
2025-05-14

How the Acquisition of KOSS© Headphones Taught Me to Accept No Substitutes

👉 Lesson 1. HOLY SHIT, they are GOOD

👉 Lesson 2. HOLY FUCK, my mixes were SHIT

Le Capitainelecapitaineison
2025-04-29

The arrows mean nothing. It's ascending order of coolness.

Le Capitainelecapitaineison
2025-04-29

In 2025, Le Capitaine devised the Harry model, singlehandedly solving the complexities of political alignment:

Callahan <-> Potter <-> Brewis

Le Capitainelecapitaineison
2025-04-26

Foreshadowed by a similar, but innocuous-looking feature (e.g. a birthmark).

Le Capitainelecapitaineison
2025-04-26

Closed-room metaphysical thriller work whose big twist is that all the characters are actually the same genderqueer person at different ages.

Le Capitainelecapitaineison
2025-04-25

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the world is gonna roll me
I a

Le Capitainelecapitaineison
2025-04-24

Perhaps, on that fateful day, Archimedes was just really proud that *he* didn't reek-a.

Le Capitainelecapitaineison
2025-04-21

"He was left in a vegetative state...he's got a cool hairline and talks about carrot a lot."

Le Capitainelecapitaineison
2025-04-21

WISDOM (noun, uncountable):

Why's people

Le Capitainelecapitaineison
2025-04-18

hehehehehehehe

Tissue embossed with its logo, that says:

naniCloser look
Le Capitainelecapitaineison
2025-04-14

"Men in Black with demons" seems like a spot-on concept for a Darkstalkers character.

Le Capitainelecapitaineison
2025-03-19

So: here's to you, Dr. Bruce Ipkissman, and here's to all the Sonic 3 dance sequence people, for being the ones to finally carrey me to that epiphany and galvanise it.

I wasn't failing at adulthood. I am the EGGMAN, that's what I am. And I

DON'T
HOLD
BACK

youtu.be/6qbVwVM8vFc

Le Capitainelecapitaineison
2025-03-19

Ever since first seeing The Mask (...and every subsequent time I saw The Mask), I saw myself in Carrey like in nobody else. His energy, his expressiveness, wit, timing, and that absolute MOVEMENT.

This plus all the hallmarks of ADHD I had previously recognised in myself...yeah. Overeating, overthinking, (edit) over-editing, forgetfulness, word troubles, forgetfulness, phobia of repetition, intensity, presence, speech, spiraling...and also finding out late in life that I pop-lock like a MOTHERF-

Le Capitainelecapitaineison
2025-03-19

For a little while, I had considered, then dismissed, the idea I had , because psychiatrists, being psychiatrists, were REALLY into their Not Enough Not-Crazy Pills Disorder.

For that same reason, when I went homeless, I went 100% blank slate: no more neurospice diags, there is nothing wrong with my head.

Anyway, I found out today that Jim Carrey had ADHD.

...yeah, I have ADHD, don't I.

Le Capitainelecapitaineison
2025-03-03

Alternately: "make like twenty threes."

Look, I don't know.

edit: "Make like twenty trees and skedaddle" is also pretty funny in a Biff Tannen way.

Le Capitainelecapitaineison
2025-03-03

NtS: "Make like a 23 and skidoo" deserves a line somewhere.

Le Capitaine boosted:

Today, Discord user jjeune.jean joined the #Butterflies server and posted this fanart: an OC rudie, and Jae.

Man just strolled in, guns blazing.

OC Rudie. Katakana says レグバ, translit. "reguba" because I didn't ask the name and am terrified to get the spelling wrong. ._.My girl Jae, being qt. <3
Le Capitainelecapitaineison
2025-02-28

The pen came with it, and I think I'm funny.

"We've been expecting you...Mr. Bond."

A notebook that came with a little gold-looking pen. So of course I had to make the first page a jumpscare of Francisco Scaramanga, as portrayed by Christopher Lee in the Bond film, The Lad Possessing the Shiny Firearm.










*door blows open*

HE CHEATED THE PEN DIDN'T ACTUALLY WOR-

*BANG*

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