Steve "Looking for Work" Pordon (he/him/his)

Laid off and looking for remote InfoSec work. Slide into my DMs. linkedin.com/in/stevepordon/

Anti-fascist. Aspiring cam model looking for infosec work. Dissociative identity disorder diagnosee (integrated for now). Guitarist. Bassist. Banjoist. Synthesizer-ist (neutronstar.org/music). OCRemixer (ocremix.org/artist/4299/steve-). Mathematician. DEF CON 32 badge musician. Good at breaking things (archive.org/details/LockCon2014), not great at fixing them but OK at preventing them from breaking. This sounds like a bridge troll's riddle. Also @legion303.bsky.social

BRB, punching nazis.

#RedTeam #BlueTeam #LockPicking #OSINT #ThreatIntel #SocialEngineering #Phishing #HardwareHacking #Music #Musician #Mathematician #MatheMusician #Photography #XSX #PS5 #Steam #NintendoSwitch #Polyamorous #ShitPosting

Steve "Looking for Work" Pordon (he/him/his) boosted:
nathans :ms_weed:nathans@infosec.exchange
2025-06-17
A 2 panel meme

The first panel says, "I think ICE is doing a good job" and shows a picture of shitty fast food tacos, probably from Taco Bell.

The second panel says, "Fuck ICE" and shows a picture of authentic tacos that look delicious.
Steve "Looking for Work" Pordon (he/him/his) boosted:
myrmepropagandistfuturebird@sauropods.win
2025-06-17

How about a *hot* accounting date just the two of us and the *dual display* calculator?

(God I love odd gadgets ... look at it!)

A dual display calculator that's probably made for doing check out. It has a "money detector" (no idea how it works) and basic functions like multiplication, division etc. 

The brand is "Dexin"
Steve "Looking for Work" Pordon (he/him/his)legion303@infosec.exchange
2025-06-17

@0x00string It's so gross

Steve "Looking for Work" Pordon (he/him/his)legion303@infosec.exchange
2025-06-17

Why does everything have corn syrup in it? Fuck you, deli potato salad. You aren't supposed to be sweet. 🤢

Steve "Looking for Work" Pordon (he/him/his)legion303@infosec.exchange
2025-06-11

How many failed interviews does it take before you realize your impostor syndrome isn't a syndrome, and you really DO suck?

Steve "Looking for Work" Pordon (he/him/his) boosted:
2025-06-10

It is 2000. I'm 18 years old. They say my job won't survive quantum computing (IBM is really close).

It is 2005. I'm 23 years old. They say my job won't survive visual IDEs.

It is 2010. I'm 28 years old. They say my job won't survive smartphones.

It is 2015. I'm 33 years old. They say my job won't survive web3.

It is 2020. I'm 38 years old. They say my job won't survive AI.

It is 2025. I'm 43 years old. They say my job won't survive quantum computing.

Steve "Looking for Work" Pordon (he/him/his)legion303@infosec.exchange
2025-06-10

Cool that my search for bar soap offers a filter for gender like we wash ourselves any differently.

Actually now that I think about it, my partner does get a look of abject horror when I mention I just use the cheapest bar soap I can find to scrub my face every day...but even so, bar soap shouldn't be fucking gendered.

Steve "Looking for Work" Pordon (he/him/his) boosted:
Emmanuel Goldsteingoldstein@mstdn.social
2025-06-06

Here's the address of every immigration court in the country along with codes to access the hearings. An informed public is what ICE doesn't want. justice.gov/eoir/find-immigrat

Steve "Looking for Work" Pordon (he/him/his) boosted:
BrandUnbrandbrandunbrand
2025-06-06
Steve "Looking for Work" Pordon (he/him/his)legion303@infosec.exchange
2025-06-05

The cybersecurity and phishing awareness training at this place was an 8-second slide in a video. So They might need help there, who knows

I've developed this training! Pay me.

Steve "Looking for Work" Pordon (he/him/his)legion303@infosec.exchange
2025-06-05

In related news, I might be gainfully employed again after almost 2 years, not in my field, but somewhere that will let me pay the bills. Still looking in my field (red team, blue team, I do it all), but at least we won't be living in my car now. It does make interview scheduling suck, tho. Still unclear as to whether I'm going to have 40h/week. Baby steps.

Steve "Looking for Work" Pordon (he/him/his)legion303@infosec.exchange
2025-06-05

ProTip: if you're filling out an SF85 background check form and you see the part where it says they might check your public media posts, they've already done that. If you're worried about what you've put out there, toss that shit before you apply.

Steve "Looking for Work" Pordon (he/him/his) boosted:
:FediPact: #FediPact :FediPact:FediPact@cyberpunk.lol
2025-06-03

Meta – yep, Facebook Meta – is now a defense contractor

"Meta has partnered with Anduril Industries to build augmented and virtual reality devices for the military."

just in case you needed ANOTHER reason to defederate Threads...

theregister.com/2025/05/30/met

#FediPact #meta #threads

Steve "Looking for Work" Pordon (he/him/his)legion303@infosec.exchange
2025-05-22
Steve "Looking for Work" Pordon (he/him/his) boosted:

@burnoutqueen Fun fact: the US House budget bill only passed because there are 3 Democrats who died in the last 4 months. Because the fucking Dems won't fucking retire when they're too old and sick to do their fucking jobs.

Steve "Looking for Work" Pordon (he/him/his) boosted:
2025-05-22

Tear the Fascists Down - Woody Guthrie. Released in 1944.

80 years later and we're still working on it, Woody.

youtube.com/watch?v=jKVnur5DkdI

Steve "Looking for Work" Pordon (he/him/his) boosted:
2025-05-22

@davidgerard if we're being completely honest, Microsoft Office stopped being a better experience as soon as they introduced the ribbon menu in 2007. It's all been downhill from there, while alternatives have gotten steadily better.

Steve "Looking for Work" Pordon (he/him/his) boosted:
Tony “Abolish ICE” Arcieri🌹🦀bascule@mas.to
2025-05-22

Democrats have a gerontocracy problem, and it just cost them the budget vote #uspol

businessinsider.com/8-members-

Steve "Looking for Work" Pordon (he/him/his)legion303@infosec.exchange
2025-05-20

I don't know if I've ever related this story to anyone, but...

Imprinted is a remix of Imprint. When I opened Imprint on a newer version of FL Studio to check a sample, I found that my lead synth plugin arp had just started randomly inserting new notes. No other synth has ever done that in any other song, and since it fit the spooky intent of the original and the extra notes were all in the right key, I immediately wrote the remix. Like immediately. I dropped everything else for the rest of the day and banged it out.

Steve "Looking for Work" Pordon (he/him/his)legion303@infosec.exchange
2025-05-20

I've written maybe two albums' worth of new music since the last time I made anything public.

Anyway, Imprinted is now in the public domain, I just haven't bothered to update the page with that yet: neutronstar.org/music

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