Matt ๐Ÿ”ถ (LordMatt)

A geeky from Kent (). I lots. I develop with for the fun of it (and professionally). I also think I am funny - puns abound (you have been warned).

Please recommend interesting people for me to follow.

I love a nerdy chat and encountering new points of view.

I love all things . I'm into , ๐Ÿ”ถ, , , and... Ah, for the rest you must follow me.

My mailing list: hi.lordmatt.co.uk

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2025-05-04

The morning run - pausing for a breather. 8k, tracks at the beginning of what looks as though it might be a great day.

#Running #BorderCollie #DogsOfMastodon #ScottishBorders

A collie pauses for breath lying In the long grass by the side of the trail
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Iris tour of the garden before the storms today

A white iris flower close up in dewA clump of red-orange irises in full bloomPink irises in full bloomSeveral orange and wine colored iris flowers overlapping
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I should have done this a long time ago, but I only had wool yarn on hand. This bamboo sock yarn is perfect for the purpose. And it doesn't matter if my dyed hair stains them pink!

I have half a mind to decorate the top of the headphones with the same yarn, but I don't know what motif... My embroidery skills are limited. Anyone have ideas? #visiblemending #repaircafe

A pair of grey noise cancelling headphones with very worn out foam pads. The foam is peeping out of the split and peeling faux leather. One side has been repaired by wrapping it in pink and red yarn. The other side is a third of the way done, a trail of yarn still attached to a needle. The ball of yarn is pictured next to the headphones.
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CatSalad๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฅ— (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-05-04

I'm not challenging your authority, I'm denying it exists.

Photo of our cat that's loafing in between two cat beds placed on a dresser. Caption says:
FUCK THE SYSTEM
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Wonder of Sciencewonderofscience
2025-05-04

The speed of light visualized on a cosmic scale.

Credit: Dr James O'Donoghue

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anna_lillith ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐ŸŒฑ๐Ÿ–anna_lillith@mas.to
2025-05-04
Poster on the street, trees and cars in the background, simple black letters on white background with a bold frame 

'The joy of not being sold anything'
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Major Hayden ๐Ÿค major@tootloop.com
2025-05-04

Perfection.

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2025-05-04

This is how we roll at syzito.xyz/

DO NOT TOOT IT!

TOOT!

FOOL! DOCTOR DOOM TOOTS AS HE PLEASES!
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Mlemlemlemlem...

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Astronomy Picture of the Dayapod@mastodon.bot
2025-05-04

APOD from 2025-05-04

Spin up of a Supermassive Black Hole

NASA's NuSTAR and ESA's XMM satellites confirmed that matter orbits near light-speed around a black hole in NGC 1365, supporting the Kerr solution to Einstein's Relativity. This validates theories on black hole spin rates and the role of accretion disks.

HD image at apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap250504.ht #astronomy #galaxy

Spin up of a Supermassive Black Hole
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So be it.

picture description:

Post by "the nothing":
I just told my wife, "i'm sorry we have to raise children in these dystopian times".

She recalled a quote she read just today:

"Never feel sorry for raising dragon slayers in a time where there are actual dragons".
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We're about 3 lines deep into the "first they came for" poem. 
It's not a very long poem, folks.
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2025-05-04
ASK AMY Amy Dickinson

DEAR AMY: I recently discovered that my son, who is 17, is a homosexual.

We are part of a church group and I fear that if people in that group find out they will make fun of me for having a gay child.

He won't listen to reason, and he will not stop being gay. I feel as if he is doing this just to get back at me for forgetting his birthday for the past three years โ€” I have a busy work schedule.

Please help him make the right choice in life by not being gay. He wonโ€™t listen to me, so maybe he will listen to you. 
โ€” Feeling Betrayed 

DEAR BETRAYED: You could teach your son an important lesson by changing your own sexuality to show him how easy it is. Try it for the next year or so: Stop being a heterosexual to demonstrate to your son that a personโ€™s sexuality is a matter of choice โ€” to be dictated by oneโ€™s parents the parentsโ€™ church and social pressure.
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2025-05-04

Peanut butter poll. There can be only one. #poll #PeanutButter please boost.
If you are allergic please just quickly scroll .
๐Ÿ’‰ - EpiPen

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2025-05-04
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muฤฑฤฑฤฑomuiiio@mst.muiiio.com
2025-05-04

Do you get sent these?

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โ›ง PAZUZZUDIO โ›งfanden@helvede.net
2025-05-04

I guess I'm doing this gag every year now.

#maythe4thbewithyou #DoctorWho

Tom Baker as the fourth Doctor in Doctor Who. Caption: May the Fourth be with you.

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