y’all might think i post this stuff while sitting on the commode with kids pounding on the bathroom door but the joke’s on you 🚽

Midwest keepin’ it real as always with the cognitive dissonance 🤘⚔️

please tell me you passed World War II history in high school

Kendrick’s halftime show 🏈

because only cigarette prices are higher 💐💝

🎵 don’t be throwin’ no shade.. i just wanna get paid 💰 #sidehussle #entrepreneur

#TFIG to all who celebrate! 🇲🇽💛

Welp, at least we know the price of TikTok's reinstatement in the US now ☕️

Biden: Oh no I can’t do anything actually

Trump: I don’t even know what I’m signing but it’s done!

excellent read for you #history bookworms out there 📕 since 1882’s Chinese Exclusion Act, the U.S. has dropped the ball at *every turn* with #China 🇨🇳 they own the future while we repeat the past 🇺🇸 #thechinamirage #jamesbradley #opiumwars #rockefeller #jpmorgan #roosevelt

you can take the kid out of apartheid South Africa, but you can’t take apartheid South Africa out of the kid ✊ #salute #TrumpInauguration #elonmusk #billionaire #endstagecapitalism #capitalism #usa #freedom

has a nice ring to it

choose your fighter 🎮 (jk, we don’t have a choice 😆)

just another -4.44 °C tuesday here north of the big apple ⛄️ #cabinfever #talkingtomyself

damn kids these days..

out with the old in with the new! 🍾 happy 2025 y’all 💛

not saying family dinner was a disaster but, for posterity, where do y’all land on this?

told the kids they could open their one gift tonight if they posed for a family pic 💛🎄

if you weren’t scrolling for Miles Davis missing a cue from Prince back in ‘87 then you’re following the wrong account

CHINA WILL LOSE AND ITS NOT EVEN CLOSE