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2025-05-27

Funny how you find little gaps in your social conditioning well into adulthood.

Like, how long am I meant to stand posed in the long grass and swirling cherry blossom, facing away from my opponent with sword held aloft, waiting to see which of us has bisected the other? What if it goes on more than ten seconds? Twenty? Are you allowed to pat yourself down?

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2025-05-18

You can’t seriously expect me to believe that everybody, everywhere across the world was kung fu fighting. That’s preposterous. Even the sleeping, those experiencing full body paralysis, and newborn infants? You make a mockery of my rational mind

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jonny (good kind)jonny@neuromatch.social
2025-05-13

Greetings and good morning fellow web scrapers

"We have reports that DOGE has tried to enter the copyright office."

Open call for anyone who can scrape the copyright office's database.
This is the official access point: cocatalog.loc.gov/
And this is an experimental new entrypoint that looks to be a bit more enumerable: publicrecords.copyright.gov/

catch it on the hop! Put it on sciop.net

2025-05-10

@girlfleeshouse Well, I’m sure THAT will help.

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2025-05-10

She is sarcastic.

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kottke.orgkottke
2025-05-08

“We’ve crushed fascism before and we’ll crush it again.” A 98-year-old WWII veteran demolishes a Tesla with a Sherman tank. (Love the replays from several camera angles.) kottke.org/25/05/wwii-vet-crus

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2025-04-26

"But as a cultural phenomenon there’s not a lot to the rise and fall of the ringtone: people will pay for digital tat, and they will stop when different or perhaps even better tat comes along instead. Fair enough."
popular-number1s.com/2025/04/2

2025-04-24

@fixatedpersonsunit Fucking hell, how many is this now?

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🇪🇷GötterdämmerungGotterdammerung@glitch.social
2025-04-23

Age has stripped me of the patience I once had for the unstable, the glamorously doomed, the tragically sexy. No amount of cheekbones or charm makes up for being emotional Chernobyl. They only glow when you're close enough to melt. And the stable ones, the boring ones? They're the ones who show up when the world's on fire with a hose & a plan.
It's the oldest advice in the book. And the most ignored. Run from beautiful disasters, walk towards the calm. Boring is the new brave.

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nickdrawthing🗡️👹🛡️🇨🇦nickdrawthing@dice.camp
2025-04-18

My kid (8) has asked me to run a tabletop game for her and her friends (my dreams as a parent are all coming true!) and I'm sincerely excited by the prospect. BUT: I must also consider how to handle this.
Do I just get her to invite some friends over?
Do I make it a club at the school?
Do I make it a club at the library next to the school?

Any advice / anecdotes are appreciated!

#dnd #ttrpg #rpg

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2025-04-16

Omigosh

Attackfish on Tumblr posts: As it is Passover again, it is time for the annual debate as to whether the frog plague, which thanks to a quirk in the Hebrew, is written as a plague of frog, singular, rather than the plural, plague of frogs, was in fact, as generally imagined, a plague of many frogs, or instead a singular giant Kaiju frog. This is an ancient and venerable argument that actually goes back to the Talmud because this is what the Jewish people are. If we can’t argue for fun about this sort of thing, what are we even doing.

In that spirit, I would like to submit a third possibility, which is that in fact it was one perfectly normal sized frog, who was absolutely acing Untitled Frog Game: Ancient Egypt Edition. One particularly obnoxious frog, who through sheer hard work, managed to plague all of Egypt.

Koshercosplay reblogged with a picture of a frog holding a knife, captioned, "It is a beautiful day in ancient Egypt and you are a horrible frog."
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mccmcc
2025-04-13

"Keep connecting to who you are at your core" wandering.shop/@Violinknitter/

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Catherynne M. ValenteCatvalente@wandering.shop
2025-04-12

One time when I was GOH at a con I told GRRM about my MIL’s housesitter who had just that day decided to “trim” her 50-year old bougainvillea to about 2 inches of stick.

He was so horrified I texted her:

“You tell him. You tell Bill the guy who put the Red Wedding on us all thinks he’s a fucking MONSTER.”

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The original of this cartoon and a few others are on my site now: www.tomgauld.com/art-for-sale

RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:oflombnj6v6xyohhatfkbzyd/post/3lm2rufljec2a

A black ink drawing by Tom Gauld, signed in pencil, of the following cartoon:

Title: Modern Folk horrors of the British Isles 

Five images of various characters:

A coven of murderous witches...
Who play loud youtube videos on public transport.

An ancient malevolent demon... 
With a three-hour podcast interviewing entrepreneurs.

A flock of bloodthirsty ravens...
Who think absolutely everything is "Woke". 

A primordial shambling beast... 
Wearing a "Make albion great again" baseball cap. 

A mob of satanic villagers... 
Who give bad reviews to books they haven't read.
2025-04-11

New edition of confirmed! Not much detail about the gameplay yet, but I love the game’s design and am looking forward to seeing how it evolves this edition. And the new art looks AMAZING.
youtube.com/watch?v=cr-ZfR89r5I

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thejuicemediathejuicemedia
2025-04-10

The Australien Government has made a cooking show about it's latest fishfuckery, and it’s surprisingly honest and informative!

youtube.com/watch?v=oNOxrJH548c

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4 8 15 16 23 42Taweret@timeloop.cafe
2025-04-09

ananda: lord, today i saw a strange creature

buddha: describe it

ananda: it was green, full of sorrow, and played the banjo

buddha: ah. you have seen the kermit

ananda: is he a bodhisattva?

buddha: he doubts himself, sings anyway, and loves without guarantee
he is closer than most

2025-04-09

Spotted at the local shops this morning. Mark your diaries!

A sheet of paper pinned to a tree, covered in colourful hand-drawn dog pawprints and a message in a child’s handwriting: “Dear all doggie owners, on the 10th of April is national Hug Your Dog Day so go hug them”.
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The Skiffy and Fanty Showskiffyandfanty
2025-04-09

Open call.

We're looking for guest hosts for the show. Fans, creators, some weird mutation of both. If you're a fan of science fiction, fantasy, and/or horror, get in touch via email at skiffyandfanty @ gmail. Eccentric interests welcome.

Among our show types: movie/TV discussion, Torture Cinema (for "bad" movies), book discussions, SF At School (for talking to experts about stuff), and interviews!

Tell us what kind of stuff you'd love to contribute to. Past guests also much welcome.

2025-04-08

I was interviewed by Mira Manga about getting started writing for Black Library and the writing of Crossfire. I could’ve gone on for double the time, frankly, but click through if you want to sit in on our chat.
youtube.com/watch?v=qH7YAqfalZc

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