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Michael Cranemdrabbles

2025-06-22

From the movie AIRPLANE!

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue."

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Sitting in a sunbeam making her happy/sleepy grumbles.

#CatsOfMastodon

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No kings but king of the blep #Caturday #CatsOfMastodon

Close up photo of grey tabby cat trying to look regal, but really looking silly with his tongue hanging out.

From THE COLOR OF MAGIC by Terry Pratchett

Twoflower seemed to be thinking
too. Looking reflectively into his wine
cup he said, “Tavern fights are pretty
common around here, I expect?”

“Oh, fairly.”

“No doubt fixtures and fittings get
damaged?”

“Fixt—Oh, I see. You mean like
benches and whatnot. Yes, I suppose
so.”

“That must be upsetting for the inn-
keepers.”

“I've never really thought about it. I
suppose it must be one of the risks of
the job.”

From THE COLOR OF MAGIC by Terry Pratchett

“I expect you know what this is, don’t
you?”

Rincewind stared down at the box. It had
around glass eye protruding from the center
of one face, and a lever at the back.

“Not wholly,” he said.

“It’s a device for making pictures quickly,”
said Twoflower. “Quite a new invention. I'm
rather proud of it but, look, I don’t think
these gentlemen would—well, I mean they
might be—sort of apprehensive? Could you
explain it to them? I'll reimburse them for
their time, of course.”

“He’s got a box with a demon in it that
draws pictures,” said Rincewind shortly. “Do
what the madman says and he will give you
gold.”

hankgreen.bsky.social:

A friend just asked me what | do to stay
hopeful and | told him one of my favorite
strategies...l stay hopeful by remembering
that no one has any idea what the fuck is
going to happen, so as long as we don't know,
we gotta do what we can.

I think about this quote (and the scene this quote comes from) a lot. It helps me get through the dark and scary times, just like what's happening right now out there.

"Pain or damage don't end the world, Or despair or fucking
beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you
got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man... and give
some back." - Al Swearengen

Caught a 96%. Pretty happy with that.

FOLKS

Meme: “heartwarming- the worst people you know are all fighting”

A man is smiling

From SMALL GODS by Terry Pratchett

He remembered Didactylos saying
the world was a funny place. And, he
thought distantly, it really was. Here
people were about to roast someone to
death, but they’d left his loin-cloth on,
out of respectability. You had to laugh.
Otherwise you'd go mad.

Dougie Jones. Just because. 🐍

and also mood

From SMALL GODS by Terry Pratchett

“Best if you don’t know what’s hap-
pening,” said Urn.

“But I don’t know what's happening,”
said Brutha.

“Good. That's the way.”

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Apollo being silly on #Caturday 😸 #cats #CatsOfMastodon

A long-haired tan and black tabby cat laying on his back atop a cat tree looking at the viewer upside down

For anybody who is afraid of snakes, I’d show them Dougie Jones. He’s a sweet boy who is honestly afraid of his own shadow. 🐍

A ball python on my wrist in four different pictures

Second one. At least it’s three stars.

What a difficult fight, and only okay IVs. More than 20 of us, and I almost lost all of my three fighters in the battle.

Well, I have one, at least.

No shiny form, so I doubt even my PoGO community is going to grind hard for this.

Dangit. Whitechapel is touring again, only this time they're playing their brand new album IN FULL... but not by me.

I loved seeing them earlier this year... but I really wished I could see them play all of the new songs. Their album is my overall top favorite of the year so far (and my favorite of theirs overall).

I especially wanted to hear "Nothing Is Coming For Any Of Us" live.

Oh well... that's life.

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