Matthias Fichtner

Grumpy old computer nerd aka programmer, mostly working in fraud detection and prevention these days, (former) writer on a long hiatus, enthusiastic (but not very good) gamer, lifelong metalhead. \m/

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Kornelkornel
2025-11-12

I've been eagerly updating since 10.4 Tiger (which required buying a physical box of DVDs!) running betas whenever possible. Until Tahoe. I haven't touched it.

Apple has lost taste.

Not just the OS. It's Tim giving a golden turd bribe. Tasteless.

I've been unhappy about being in a walled garden, but now they can't even keep a nice garden.

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2025-11-10

The key weakness in AI agents is that they're a lie. They don't work. They just don't fuckin' work. You can't set a hallucination engine to work doing tasks. It's pants on head stupid. The hype pretends this isn't the case and hypothesises a fabulous future where they work *at all*. This is a lie.

A useful model for "AI agents" is that they're the current excuse meme for AI. They're not a thing that works at all, now or in the fabulous future. But they're *such* good material for hypecrafting. No sausage at all, but *my god* that sizzle.

Matthias Fichtnermfichtner
2025-11-09

@giesbert Oh?! Ich bin damit eigentlich recht zufrieden, seit Marco Arment sein Overcast letztes Jahr vor die Wand gefahren hat. (Was er inzwischen wohl ein stückweit korrigieren konnte, aber ich bin fertig mit der App.)

Matthias Fichtnermfichtner
2025-11-07

Kurzes Fazit, nachdem ich Disneys „Daredevil: Born Again“ nun endlich gesehen habe:

• Daredevil war bei Netflix in deutlich besseren Händen.

• Foggy und Karen (fast) komplett rauszuschreiben, war ein großer Fehler.

• Vincent D‘Onofrio ist ein lausiger, todlangweiliger Bösewicht.

• Die Story ist dünn und blah und bleibt am Ende (natürlich) vollkommen offen.

Das alles lässt einen fast hoffen, dass Disney die Finger von Jessica Jones und dem Punisher lassen wird.

Matthias Fichtnermfichtner
2025-11-06

Was bei Gerüchten und Kommentaren zu und geflissentlich übersehen wird: Auf Android-Geräten wurde der Google Assistant schon vor einiger Zeit durch Gemini ersetzt. Und das ist kein Fortschritt. Klar, das Ding ist deutlich eloquenter bzw. geschwätziger als Siri, aber wie jedes LLM halluziniert es ständig kompletten Unsinn. Und es macht kaum weniger Fehler als Siri – nur eben weitaus wortreicher und im Brustton der Überzeugung. Ich sehe nicht, wie Siri das retten soll.

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Ricki Yasha TarrRickiTarr@beige.party
2025-11-03

Forget Meyers-Brigg, this is the real personality test:

4 egg cartons, where the eggs have been removed in different ways:

1: All the eggs have been taken from the right side of the carton 

2: All the eggs have been removed from the front half of the carton 

3: Three eggs have been taken from each side 

4: Every Other egg has been removed from the carton, leaving a space between each egg.
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Natasha Jay 🇪🇺Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt
2025-11-02

The DVD (1996) is now as old as the original 8-inch floppy disk (1967) was when the DVD came out.

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troztroz
2025-10-29

Many of us here have issues with Apple right now. I have assembled my thoughts and, as I see it, there are two main problems.
troz.net/post/2025/apple-has-t

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Randahl Finkrandahl
2025-10-28

As a kid, I learned English from English language cartoons on FilmNet. I learned from German TV shows. My passion for Swedish crime series taught me Swedish.

But now, the largest tv medium of our time, YouTube, has begun auto-translating everything. Future generations will not be exposed to foreign languages and be inspired to take an interest.

There was no public review of this, no democratic vote. One company just decided to turn foreign cultures off and make the world dumber.

For profit.

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Arte es Éticaarteesetica
2025-10-26

«The time is running out to wake up to the real threats posed by generative AI, and recognize no hyperscale data center or OpenAI office is worth the costs to the public of allowing this technology to gain a foothold in our societies. We don’t just need to throw off US tech, but the entire model of digital technology that Silicon Valley has pushed on the world»

🎯 Paris Marx
@parismarx

Full article: disconnect.blog/generative-ai-

Generative AI is a societal disaster
Governments are deluding themselves into believing investment justifies allowing AI to upend society

Don't buy the AI hype
Social media
Paris Marx
by Paris Marx
October 24, 2025 ∙ 7 min read

https://disconnect.blog/generative-ai-is-a-societal-disaster/
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2025-10-25
Bird's-eye view of the white house and a half-constructed Death Star next to it.
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2025-10-16
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Kim Scheinbergkims@mas.to
2025-10-15

Clever cartoon but I also really love the color schemes here

3 panel cartoon from WAWA WIWA

all three panels include a cartoon squid, a cartoon shark, and a cartoon jellyfish all drawn in a cute approachable style

the squid is tan, the shark gray and white, the jellyfish pink all in pastels against a pale green background

panel 1: squid says, "I once saw a human and peed myself"
pane 2: shark says , "A human saw me and he peed himself"
panel 3: jellyfish says, "A human touched me once and his friend peed on him.
Squid replies, "Dude..." and shark replies, "What?"
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2025-10-13

This is the best piece I’ve ever read about the systemic problem with app stores. I wish I had written it myself.

infrequently.org/2025/10/the-a

Matthias Fichtnermfichtner
2025-10-08

„Innenminister Dobrindt“ klingt noch immer nach einem armseligen Scherz.

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Christina Warrenfilm_girl
2025-10-04

Kinda wild Apple will kick ICEBlock out of the App Store on safety grounds but the Saudi government app that lets men track women (their “property”) and control their travel is fully allowed even after the Human Rights Watch AND members of the Senate begged them to ban it.

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2025-09-28

Fun fact: The German word "fast" (pronounced like the English "fussed") means "almost".

We enjoy pointing this out when eating fast food.

#German #FastFood

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Jonathan Schofieldurlyman
2025-09-18

Obscenity everywhere.
I don’t mean fucking language.
Obscene wealth.
Obscene politics.
Obscene waste.
Obscene justifications for it.

And even good work runs on platforms owned and managed by corporations invested in such obscenity.

What digital media does is drown us in obscenity at scale

Matthias Fichtner boosted:
2025-08-22

My daughter, who has had a degree in computer science for 25 years, posted this observation about ChatGPT on Facebook. It's the best description I've seen:

Something that seems fundamental to me about ChatGPT, which gets lost over and over again:  
When you enter text into it, you're asking "What would a response to this sound like?"
If you put in a scientific question, and it comes back with a response citing a non-existent paper with a plausible title, using a real journal name and an author name who's written things related to your question, it's not being tricky or telling lies or doing anything at all surprising!  This is what a response to that question would sound like!  It did the thing!
But people keep wanting the "say something that sounds like an answer" machine to be doing something else, and believing it *is* doing something else.  
It's good at generating things that sound like responses to being told it was wrong, so people think that it's engaging in introspection or looking up more information or something, but it's not, it's only, ever, saying something that sounds like the next bit of the conversation.
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Jan Wildeboer 😷:krulorange:jwildeboer@social.wildeboer.net
2025-08-21

I have installed wero-wallet.eu and connected it with my bank account. I hope that #Liberapay can add support for #Wero so that we have a #Paypal like solution for Europe without Paypal :) An alternative to Apple Pay and Google Pay. To Master and Visa. Wero is located and licensed in Belgium and is proud to be bound by the GDPR and other EU regulations that protect us EU citizens.

Currently banks in Belgium, France, Germany have joined. More to come. It'll take time.

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