Cormido

What does this do??

2025-05-23

Santa Monica, you never miss.
Grateful to live near a place that feels like a daily reminder to slow down and soak it all in. Sunset skies, ocean breeze, and that California magic. šŸŒ“ā˜€ļøšŸŒŠ

2025-05-15

Social battery: 2%
Me: Gotta go recharge (aka sit in silence and stare at a wall for a bit).

Anyone else hit that point where even small talk feels like a boss battle?

2025-05-07

Jimmy Butler and Buddy Hield might be the most unexpected duo of the playoffs. Didn’t have ā€œwholesome bromanceā€ on my bingo card, but I’m here for it.

Basketball brings people together in the weirdest, best ways.

2025-05-07

This year’s NBA Playoffs have been wild. So many games coming down to the final shot—buzzer beaters, clutch plays, pure chaos. Knicks, Nuggets, Pacers all pulled off insane wins.

Whoever wins it all isn’t just good—they’re surviving a gauntlet.

2025-05-06

GTA 6 Trailer 2 is insane. Way more polished than the first—Vice City feels alive. With a $2B budget, this might be the most ambitious game ever. The hype feels like an Avengers-level event.

What stood out to you most?

2025-04-20

Every driver tries to play the rules instead of just racing hard. Piastri had no intention giving Max space. And Max had no intention of making that corner.

Cormido boosted:
That Nonproductive Guynonproductive
2025-03-27

New Signal update just dropped

Signal - Private Messenger
• Hidden "invite random journalist" button moved to avoid accidental taps
2025-03-21

WE ARE BACK BABY!! FORZA FERRARI

2025-03-14

I want to improve my vocabulary to Milcheck’s level

2025-03-14

Sending everything you say to your Alexa to Amazon sounds mighty un-private

2025-03-10

@AlJazeera @europe-news-AlJazeera oh that’s probably good for the environment

2025-03-10

@arstechnica Can the Fediverse ever be brought down??

2025-03-09

Yay we lose an hour of sleep tonight 😠

2025-03-07

Long work week… so thankful for a short weekend so we can start this vicious cycle all over again 🄓

2025-03-07

I want to try to maximize using Mastodon. Having trouble finding the right pages to follow and people with similar likes. Any tips??

2025-03-06

Swimming is such a good workout. Swam for an hour and burned as much calories as an hour run but in a low impact, anaerobic exercise.

2025-03-06

Have a death wish?? Try crossing Lincoln in Santa Monica during rush hour. NOBODY STOPS AT THE PEDESTRIAN CROSSWALK

2023-09-01

Italian Grand Prix Weekend.
Ferrari in 1st and 2nd?

Grazie Ragazzi Intensifies šŸ‘¹

2023-09-01

My dog loves the show Bluey… it has something to do with what colors dogs can see. Try it out with your dog!

Client Info

Server: https://mastodon.social
Version: 2025.04
Repository: https://github.com/cyevgeniy/lmst