Mohamed Dosou | محمد دوسو

Ex-banker • Imperfect but trying dad ×5 • Muslim • Writer & farmer-ish 🌱 medium.com/@mohameddosougumroad.com/mohameddosou
Egyptian export 🇪🇬 finding his way in VAN 🇨🇦

Mohamed Dosou | محمد دوسوmohameddosou
2025-11-22

When journalists and critics start needing assassination warnings to stay alive, you know the world’s lost its mind. Silencing people isn’t ‘order’-it’s fear of being exposed. Stand with Candace. Stand with truth.

Mohamed Dosou | محمد دوسوmohameddosou
2025-11-22

To understand the Arabic wording instead of translation: It's classic Egyptian slang from an old movie: "the bullet backfired and hit his heart." Means: Dude tried to shoot/screw someone over, but it totally blew up in his own face. Instant karma with a gun twist.

Mohamed Dosou | محمد دوسوmohameddosou
2025-11-22

= بالمصري "ردت في صدره قتلته " 😂

Mohamed Dosou | محمد دوسوmohameddosou
2025-11-22

She swapped out ‘traitor’ with ‘Trump’ one time and suddenly she’s packing her bags? C’mon - don’t resign, stay and fight the reality show you helped create. This meltdown arc was just getting good.

Mohamed Dosou | محمد دوسوmohameddosou
2025-11-22

That mystery photo from the depths of 4chan is making the rounds again. Still no clue if it’s real, fake, AI, or just a cursed JPEG - but honestly, the chaos of not knowing is the funniest part.

Mohamed Dosou | محمد دوسوmohameddosou
2025-11-22

It’s kinda wild hearing someone in the actual Oval Office say ‘genocide’ out loud with zero tap-dancing or PR fog. After years of politicians doing linguistic yoga, that honesty feels… illegal. 😂

Mohamed Dosou | محمد دوسوmohameddosou
2025-11-22

Even if I were foreign, your politics still spray consequences across the whole planet - so maybe fix the mess at home before calling everyone a bot. 😂

Mohamed Dosou | محمد دوسوmohameddosou
2025-11-22

Remember when I said X was becoming Tweaks-On-Demand? Here you go: someone asks for a feature ➜ ‘Give me 72 hours.’ And boom-my own ‘About Your Account’ proves it. Not foreign, not a bot… just right again. 😂

Mohamed Dosou | محمد دوسوmohameddosou
2025-11-22

Imagine bragging so hard you end up endorsing the same site documenting your war crimes, corruption, AND Epstein’s Mossad pipeline. Netanyahu didn’t ‘share an article,’ he basically shared a confession.

Mohamed Dosou | محمد دوسوmohameddosou
2025-11-22

Fun fact, Randy: Sharia literally means ‘law’-so congratulations, you just declared war on… laws. 📘🤦‍♂️

Mohamed Dosou | محمد دوسوmohameddosou
2025-11-22

Randy yelling ‘Ban Sharia!’ like he discovered a new continent. 😂 Bro, you can’t even define it in English. Classic distraction play-when the Epstein files start heating up, suddenly Muslims are the villain of the week. 📚🔥

Mohamed Dosou | محمد دوسوmohameddosou
2025-11-22

So Trump can call for killing members of Congress, but the real danger is Democrats telling the military not to follow illegal orders-yeah buddy, tell me more about “lawful” while the Supreme Court is begging y’all to read the Constitution. 😂

Mohamed Dosou | محمد دوسوmohameddosou
2025-11-22

Trump calling a woman “Piggy” is now “frank honesty,” apparently - because nothing says transparency like daily access to lies, ego, and misogyny from a guy sprinting from the Epstein files like they owe him child support. 😂

Mohamed Dosou | محمد دوسوmohameddosou
2025-11-22

Trump’s 28-point ‘peace plan’ for Ukraine?
Spoiler: it’s really a 1-point plan - Ukraine just surrenders.
Peace? Nah.
Ukraine? Also nah. 🎯

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Mohamed Dosou | محمد دوسوmohameddosou
2025-11-22

Previous administrations weren’t scared of Putin -probably because he didn’t have pics of them ‘blowing Bubba’ like the Epstein bros joked about. But Trump? Krasnov-level compromised in every direction. 💀

Mohamed Dosou | محمد دوسوmohameddosou
2025-11-22

America didn’t just get compromised by Putin - this admin managed the combo deal: AIPAC-compromised and Putin-compromised. Somewhere the Epstein-bro email about ‘Bubba pics’ is starting to feel less like a joke and more like documentary evidence.

Mohamed Dosou | محمد دوسوmohameddosou
2025-11-22

Nothing says Happy 100th Birthday like firing pro-Palestine staff and calling it ‘misconduct’-Condé Nast really celebrating a century of journalism by union-busting in italics.

Mohamed Dosou | محمد دوسوmohameddosou
2025-11-22

Congress spent the week denouncing ‘the horrors of socialism’ while half the country can’t afford rent-nothing like a symbolic vote to cure everything except the actual problems.

Mohamed Dosou | محمد دوسوmohameddosou
2025-11-22

Trump praising Mamdani after calling him a communist is peak Art of the Deal-turns out the real power move is endorsing the socialist your base swore was the apocalypse. NYC wins, MAGA spins.

Mohamed Dosou | محمد دوسوmohameddosou
2025-11-22

Ah yes, SCOTUS swooping in at midnight to rescue a gerrymandered map-because nothing says ‘democracy’ like an emergency ruling that magically helps one party win 5 extra seats.

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